Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
Member Since
5/5/2011
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10/2/2025 5:58 PM
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11
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Behold my profile.
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
There's, uh, nothing here right now. Someday I should probably find a balance between the old text wall, and...this.
(she drew my avatar you know!)
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Storygames
You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
Character Creator
unpublished
If you don't know what this is for, then it isn't for you.
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Recent Posts
Time to Clear This All Up on 10/2/2025 5:49:30 PMWhen the six moons rise over Ch'zx'ttk IV, the Z'rk sharpen their six scything appendages before the sacred Wkka stone in preparation for the Great Harvest..
Warrior Four Sixteen of the N'zzgaga Hive rips a bloody swath through an unsuspecting Softling village, in triumph hauling back bundles of bloody appendages and the Softlings' still mewling young.
The Laborer Caste by now has prepared the Octogonal Chambers, each one with a layer of fresh soil and soft and fragrant dried grasses collected last summer. Gently onto each of them is set a pile of flesh about the size of the abdomen of an adult Z'rk, then more soil and grass is heaped over it, except for a hollowed out depression.
The time comes upon Warrior Four Sixteen; into each of the hollows, one by one she begins to lay her translucent eggs, and this is the point where Blister tabs out in disgust at the realization he's been following the story of a female. It's just too weird now, man.
Warrior Four Sixteen of the N'zzgaga Hive rips a bloody swath through an unsuspecting Softling village, in triumph hauling back bundles of bloody appendages and the Softlings' still mewling young.
The Laborer Caste by now has prepared the Octogonal Chambers, each one with a layer of fresh soil and soft and fragrant dried grasses collected last summer. Gently onto each of them is set a pile of flesh about the size of the abdomen of an adult Z'rk, then more soil and grass is heaped over it, except for a hollowed out depression.
The time comes upon Warrior Four Sixteen; into each of the hollows, one by one she begins to lay her translucent eggs, and this is the point where Blister tabs out in disgust at the realization he's been following the story of a female. It's just too weird now, man.
Time to Clear This All Up on 10/2/2025 5:19:03 PM
What is specifically the problem with books then?
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 1:37:28 PM
Alien won't get this one either.
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 1:23:54 PM
Me: "if you don't become gay then you turn into a weird pedophile"
You: "Aha! Mizal, you contradict yourself!"
Neither of those things are a vote for watching anime! You denying one is just admission of the other, and yes, one is much worse.
Luckily, everyone here can see you are a huge faggot even if you cannot.
And what is the last book you read?
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 1:09:20 PM
I think all his other posts outed him already.
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:15:57 PM
I've seen it in a textbook listed as Twain's too, basically there's a ton of funny/sarcastic sayings from that period just sort of got glomped onto him.
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:09:59 PM
Gay is the more acceptable escape route, once you can no longer take interest in 3D women it's either prettyboy twinks or big breasted ten year olds with colored hair and no nose.
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:08:01 PM
"It is better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt."
Read it, learn it, live it.
Blister could benefit too.
Blister explains it all on 10/2/2025 12:05:51 PM
(It was attributed to Lincoln before Twain, but realistically it probably is by neither.)
CYS Mafia: Troll Attack (Game 2) on 10/2/2025 11:59:08 AM
Enter did it again!
