mizal, The Apprentice Scrivener
(DO NOT READ if you're at all easily offended or lacking in a sense of humor. There's nothing graphic at all in here, but seriously, I still cannot stress it enough, this story is not for you.)
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
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Recent PostsHurricane Ophelia on 10/16/2017 8:20:29 PM
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But fuck it I don't even care, if she's fake she's funny enough I can't even get worked up over it. This is how you do alt trolling, people.
EndMaster’s Children Story Contest on 10/16/2017 4:34:09 PM
Ahahahahahahahaha how did I miss this?
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Feminists are taking all our stuff on 10/16/2017 4:13:01 PM
Both groups are seeing declining numbers, but the Girl Scouts will obviously be hit hard by this. And that's okay because they are really poorly managed and kind of deserve it. They treat their employees like shit and so they have a huge turnover, plus they milk about 800 million dollars out of their child labor force every year while offering the kids less and less to do. Sales are the primary focus of the organization now and all the actual activities that aren't arts and crafts BS are on the decline.
But anyway it's kind of silly the way people are acting like it's some personal thing the Boy Scouts are doing to get at the Girl Scouts though. It makes perfect sense to not be blocking half the population from joining a group that's trying to get more members, and the idea of hiking and camping being male exclusive things is a pretty old fashioned one.
Even then lots of girls might prefer a girl-only environment, but I'm glad the option will be there for them to join the Boy Scouts if they find themselves bored as shit selling cookies.