temporaryaccount, The Contributor

Member Since

9/16/2016

Last Activity

2/7/2017 3:21 PM

EXP Points

105

Post Count

452

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0

Duel Stats

19 wins / 20 losses

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Flesh and blood are red

The night sky is blue

Lock your doors at night

Or I'll murder you

 

 

 

 

 

 

Name: See above.

Nicknames: t-count, Lokison, Count Fenrir, Fenris, Boss, Coolest guy on the site

Unofficial Ranking ('cuz I still want one): The Contributor Damned

Age: As old as I am young.

Date of Birth: Sooner. Get your gifts ready.

Sex: Anytime, babe.

Birthplace: Destroyed. Long story.

Location: Solitary Confinement. Even longer story.

Occupation: CEO of T-Count HQ; Developing Slavemaster; Professional Killer; Aspiring Writer

IQ: 130. (No really, I just don't use its full capability often.)

Credentials: My own oversized ego.

Current Status: Catching up on writing-related goals.

 

 

 

Short Term Goals:

Finish "Lost in a City" by the end of Feb 11.

Earn bragging rights over Turkey.

Finish overdue writing prompts.

Learn how to stop maikng so mnay danmed tyops.

 

 

 

Quotes:

 

"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

 

"I was never trying to be an ass... I mean, I don't have to if it just comes naturally."

 

"The gloom fills my entire being. 
My soul burns with satisfaction. 
The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me. 
I have made the right decision. 
My world revolves around you, Master. 
I shall do your bidding. 
I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand. 
I will be the instrument of your internal darkness. 
I am your puppet, do with me as you will. 
I am a servant, eager to fulfill your commands. 
I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands. 
You hold the strings of my life in your grasp, temporaryaccount."

-- Zag (and soon to be many others)

 

"I didn't know there was such a thing as lighthearted edginess, but here I am, circumcision razors jammed clear through my body..."

-- ISentinelPenguinI

 

 

 

Slave List:

ZagHero - Senior Slave

Recruit Date: 11/25/16

Promotion: 1/9/17

Matthias - Shit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Promotion: 1/21/17

SonicTurboTurtle - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Riversage - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/22/17

(PM if you wish to join this admirable allegiance.)

 

 

 

(Edgier than thou.)

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points

Recent Posts

Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:21:17 PM

As far as Deviantart pics go, that one's pretty tame.

Kinda comforting actually.


Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:19:53 PM

Oh you're that B101 chick.

Ugh, just go back to your other account.


Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:17:50 PM

I really hope you're Kain and not some genuine Gardevoir-waifu loving degenrate...


Feature Game - The Planetary Exploration Society on 2/4/2017 10:48:12 AM

The Everything Else category should honestly be broken up. One category for games that are game-play focused (ie dice games, quizzes, plotless things), and another for the stuff that's already there. It's honestly kind of strange seeing something like Price of Freedom in a category with 4 Little Mice.

EDIT: I'm thinking it'd be easier to have a leftover "Adventure" category as that kind of seems to be the theme of the games that aren't quizzes.


Interesting comments on 2/3/2017 8:57:20 PM

You wanna compare yourself to 13 year-old them? (Assuming you've even reached that age yet, hahalol)


Draw My Attention (New Age of Sage) on 2/3/2017 2:35:12 PM

The title of this thread disgusts me. There needs to be a revolution soon. But until that day, you can delete these.

Tried again. Ended up in Hell irl where I was fed Ginko Bilba flavored union food until I got all A's... 

but good grades don't help in HELL!!! 

Damn, I gotta get a new computer.

-- oops on 9/19/2016 6:33:18 PM with a score of 30

I hacked my computer while traveling through time, so I ended up in a reality where this game didn't exist. When I came back to this one, I ended up failing every test I ever took. EVER. Warning: Do NOT hack computers with time travel abilities.

-- oops on 9/19/2016 6:25:25 PM with a score of 43

On Finals Week. Just some random stuff I put there to amuse myself way back when. In my defense, this was before I knew that there were actually standards for these kind of things, and I've seen spammier comments than these left alone at the time.

EDIT: Oh and I don't need the points for this.


Draw My Attention (New Age of Sage) on 2/2/2017 11:15:17 AM

Yeesh... looks like some internal conflict between the sages. Wonder how long their age wil last if that keeps up?


2017, one month in on 1/31/2017 11:03:01 PM

Loser.

Also, does this really need to be a thread?


FORUMS Delete Post on 1/31/2017 2:51:12 PM

Exactly.


FORUMS Delete Post on 1/31/2017 2:50:01 PM

True, but deleting it is a lot simpler and quicker than getting a mod, so why not?