temporaryaccount, The Contributor

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2/7/2017 3:21 PM

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Flesh and blood are red

The night sky is blue

Lock your doors at night

Or I'll murder you







Name: See above.

Nicknames: t-count, Lokison, Count Fenrir, Fenris, Boss, Coolest guy on the site

Unofficial Ranking ('cuz I still want one): The Contributor Damned

Age: As old as I am young.

Date of Birth: Sooner. Get your gifts ready.

Sex: Anytime, babe.

Birthplace: Destroyed. Long story.

Location: Solitary Confinement. Even longer story.

Occupation: CEO of T-Count HQ; Developing Slavemaster; Professional Killer; Aspiring Writer

IQ: 130. (No really, I just don't use its full capability often.)

Credentials: My own oversized ego.

Current Status: Catching up on writing-related goals.




Short Term Goals:

Finish "Lost in a City" by the end of Feb 11.

Earn bragging rights over Turkey.

Finish overdue writing prompts.

Learn how to stop maikng so mnay danmed tyops.






"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."


"I was never trying to be an ass... I mean, I don't have to if it just comes naturally."


"The gloom fills my entire being. 
My soul burns with satisfaction. 
The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me. 
I have made the right decision. 
My world revolves around you, Master. 
I shall do your bidding. 
I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand. 
I will be the instrument of your internal darkness. 
I am your puppet, do with me as you will. 
I am a servant, eager to fulfill your commands. 
I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands. 
You hold the strings of my life in your grasp, temporaryaccount."

-- Zag (and soon to be many others)


"I didn't know there was such a thing as lighthearted edginess, but here I am, circumcision razors jammed clear through my body..."

-- ISentinelPenguinI




Slave List:

ZagHero - Senior Slave

Recruit Date: 11/25/16

Promotion: 1/9/17

Matthias - Shit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Promotion: 1/21/17

SonicTurboTurtle - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Riversage - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/22/17

(PM if you wish to join this admirable allegiance.)




(Edgier than thou.)

Trophies Earned

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Recent Posts

Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:21:17 PM

As far as Deviantart pics go, that one's pretty tame.

Kinda comforting actually.

Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:19:53 PM

Oh you're that B101 chick.

Ugh, just go back to your other account.

Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:17:50 PM

I really hope you're Kain and not some genuine Gardevoir-waifu loving degenrate...

Feature Game - The Planetary Exploration Society on 2/4/2017 10:48:12 AM

The Everything Else category should honestly be broken up. One category for games that are game-play focused (ie dice games, quizzes, plotless things), and another for the stuff that's already there. It's honestly kind of strange seeing something like Price of Freedom in a category with 4 Little Mice.

EDIT: I'm thinking it'd be easier to have a leftover "Adventure" category as that kind of seems to be the theme of the games that aren't quizzes.

Interesting comments on 2/3/2017 8:57:20 PM

You wanna compare yourself to 13 year-old them? (Assuming you've even reached that age yet, hahalol)

Draw My Attention (New Age of Sage) on 2/3/2017 2:35:12 PM

The title of this thread disgusts me. There needs to be a revolution soon. But until that day, you can delete these.

Tried again. Ended up in Hell irl where I was fed Ginko Bilba flavored union food until I got all A's... 

but good grades don't help in HELL!!! 

Damn, I gotta get a new computer.

-- oops on 9/19/2016 6:33:18 PM with a score of 30

I hacked my computer while traveling through time, so I ended up in a reality where this game didn't exist. When I came back to this one, I ended up failing every test I ever took. EVER. Warning: Do NOT hack computers with time travel abilities.

-- oops on 9/19/2016 6:25:25 PM with a score of 43

On Finals Week. Just some random stuff I put there to amuse myself way back when. In my defense, this was before I knew that there were actually standards for these kind of things, and I've seen spammier comments than these left alone at the time.

EDIT: Oh and I don't need the points for this.

Draw My Attention (New Age of Sage) on 2/2/2017 11:15:17 AM

Yeesh... looks like some internal conflict between the sages. Wonder how long their age wil last if that keeps up?

2017, one month in on 1/31/2017 11:03:01 PM


Also, does this really need to be a thread?

FORUMS Delete Post on 1/31/2017 2:51:12 PM


FORUMS Delete Post on 1/31/2017 2:50:01 PM

True, but deleting it is a lot simpler and quicker than getting a mod, so why not?