temporaryaccount, The Reader
Name: See above.
Nicknames: t-count, Lokison, Count Fenrir, Fenris, Boss, Coolest guy on the site
Unofficial Ranking ('cuz I still want one): The Contributor Damned
Age: As old as I am young.
Date of Birth: Sooner. Get your gifts ready.
Sex: Anytime, babe.
Birthplace: Destroyed. Long story.
Location: Solitary Confinement. Even longer story.
Occupation: CEO of T-Count HQ; Developing Slavemaster; Professional Killer; Aspiring Writer
IQ: 130. (No really, I just don't use its full capability often.)
Credentials: My own oversized ego.
Current Status: Catching up on writing-related goals.
Short Term Goals:
Finish "Lost in a City" by the end of Feb 11.
Earn bragging rights over Turkey.
Finish overdue writing prompts.
Learn how to stop maikng so mnay danmed tyops.
"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
"I was never trying to be an ass... I mean, I don't have to if it just comes naturally."
"The gloom fills my entire being.
My soul burns with satisfaction.
The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me.
I have made the right decision.
My world revolves around you, Master.
I shall do your bidding.
I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand.
I will be the instrument of your internal darkness.
I am your puppet, do with me as you will.
I am a servant, eager to fulfill your commands.
I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands.
You hold the strings of my life in your grasp, temporaryaccount."
-- Zag (and soon to be many others)
"I didn't know there was such a thing as lighthearted edginess, but here I am, circumcision razors jammed clear through my body..."
ZagHero - Senior Slave
Recruit Date: 11/25/16
Matthias - Shit Slave
Recruit Date: 1/9/17
SonicTurboTurtle - Recruit Slave
Recruit Date: 1/9/17
Riversage - Recruit Slave
Recruit Date: 1/22/17
(PM if you wish to join this admirable allegiance.)
(Edgier than thou.)
Recent PostsEdit Locking on 3/25/2017 2:19:44 PM
E: My deadline is April 20 instead of May 1.
Chaos Contest on 3/25/2017 2:19:28 PM
I don't have 2000 points to bet, nor do I desire to be plunged into the negatives once again. But if I fail to submit an entry before the deadline, ban me.
Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:50:16 PM
Don't tempt me...
Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:38:22 PM
Can I just earn a bunch of points so that I can bet them all?
Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:35:06 PM
Is there anyway I could join the Chaos Seekers?
Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 11:54:37 AM
I'm rather offended that I, of all people, have been deemed a slave.
Can we change that to prisoner or something?
Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 11:41:20 AM
Back from the dead real quick. Put me down for all I got. Thanks.
Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:21:17 PM
As far as Deviantart pics go, that one's pretty tame.
Kinda comforting actually.
Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:19:53 PM
Oh you're that B101 chick.
Ugh, just go back to your other account.
Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:17:50 PM
I really hope you're Kain and not some genuine Gardevoir-waifu loving degenrate...