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9/16/2016

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3/25/2017 2:31 PM

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somethingsomethingsomething

 

 

 

 

 

Name: See above.

Nicknames: t-count, Lokison, Count Fenrir, Fenris, Boss, Coolest guy on the site

Unofficial Ranking ('cuz I still want one): The Contributor Damned

Age: As old as I am young.

Date of Birth: Sooner. Get your gifts ready.

Sex: Anytime, babe.

Birthplace: Destroyed. Long story.

Location: Solitary Confinement. Even longer story.

Occupation: CEO of T-Count HQ; Developing Slavemaster; Professional Killer; Aspiring Writer

IQ: 130. (No really, I just don't use its full capability often.)

Credentials: My own oversized ego.

Current Status: Catching up on writing-related goals.

 

 

 

Short Term Goals:

Finish "Lost in a City" by the end of Feb 11.

Earn bragging rights over Turkey.

Finish overdue writing prompts.

Learn how to stop maikng so mnay danmed tyops.

 

 

 

Quotes:

 

"I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

 

"I was never trying to be an ass... I mean, I don't have to if it just comes naturally."

 

"The gloom fills my entire being. 
My soul burns with satisfaction. 
The gristly powers of my overlord trickle unto me. 
I have made the right decision. 
My world revolves around you, Master. 
I shall do your bidding. 
I shall bring on destruction at the wave of your hand. 
I will be the instrument of your internal darkness. 
I am your puppet, do with me as you will. 
I am a servant, eager to fulfill your commands. 
I am the clay of forbidden power, and I await to be molded by your sinister hands. 
You hold the strings of my life in your grasp, temporaryaccount."

-- Zag (and soon to be many others)

 

"I didn't know there was such a thing as lighthearted edginess, but here I am, circumcision razors jammed clear through my body..."

-- ISentinelPenguinI

 

 

 

Slave List:

ZagHero - Senior Slave

Recruit Date: 11/25/16

Promotion: 1/9/17

Matthias - Shit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Promotion: 1/21/17

SonicTurboTurtle - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/9/17

Riversage - Recruit Slave

Recruit Date: 1/22/17

(PM if you wish to join this admirable allegiance.)

 

 

 

(Edgier than thou.)

Recent Posts

Edit Locking on 3/25/2017 2:19:44 PM

#rebelswag

E: My deadline is April 20 instead of May 1.


Chaos Contest on 3/25/2017 2:19:28 PM

I don't have 2000 points to bet, nor do I desire to be plunged into the negatives once again. But if I fail to submit an entry before the deadline, ban me.


Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:50:16 PM

Don't tempt me...


Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:38:22 PM

Can I just earn a bunch of points so that I can bet them all?


Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 4:35:06 PM

Is there anyway I could join the Chaos Seekers?


Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 11:54:37 AM

I'm rather offended that I, of all people, have been deemed a slave.

Can we change that to prisoner or something?


Chaos Contest on 3/22/2017 11:41:20 AM

Back from the dead real quick. Put me down for all I got. Thanks.


Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:21:17 PM

As far as Deviantart pics go, that one's pretty tame.

Kinda comforting actually.


Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:19:53 PM

Oh you're that B101 chick.

Ugh, just go back to your other account.


Writing Prompts Week #6 on 2/7/2017 3:17:50 PM

I really hope you're Kain and not some genuine Gardevoir-waifu loving degenrate...