Well, obviously Christopher Columbus either never went to india, or was just fuckin drunk the entire time, but he SOMEHOW mistook a new land that he's never seen before for a land he's probably never seen before.
Here's how i imagined it played out:
"LAND HO!"
*Ship lands*
CC:"MEN! WE HAVE MADE IT TO INDIA!"*Is totally drunk off rum*
*guy raises hand*
CC:"..*sigh*...what is it, John?"
"Sir...i've been to India, it looks NOTHING like this...I mean, seriously, look at that guy over there!"
*points to Native American that runs away*
"That looked NOTHING like an Indian!"
CC:" John, i know India when i see it..."
"But-"
CC:"JOHN!"
"...yes, sir..."
CC:"Ok. Now, if there are no more INTERRUPTIONS, Lets go explore India!"
*Everyone cheers and runs inland*
"...stupid Columbus...I know India when i see it..."