So I figured, why not use a random plot generator for prompts?
Well, I'd be interested to see if anyone would actually try to make a story out of these prompts (I will add more if they are funny enough).
To start off with, I'd like to see what someone could do with this:
There's a bold new girl in Moscow and she has everybody talking. Stunningly slim and devastatingly grubby, all the boys want her. However, Elizabeth Wilson has a secret - she's a predatory vampire.
Garth Gump is a bold, curvy boy who enjoys socialising. He becomes fascinated by Elizabeth who can stop trucks with her bare hands. He doesn't understand why she's so standoffish.
His best friend, a down to earth alien called Chantal, helps Garth begin to piece together the puzzle. Together, they discover the ultimate weapon - the green, weathered pistol.
When bodies start turning up all over Moscow, Garth begins to fear the worst. The alien urges her to report Elizabeth to the police and he knows he should, so what's stopping him?
He may resist Elizabeth's bite, but can he resist her charms?
Will he be caught rampaging with the vampire?
This one was just weird:
It was a time of terror. Snooty men would frighten each other in the street.
Only one man knows how to stop the terror. One delightful, witty man - Albert Sparrow.
Albert is a 100-year-old teacher from San Francisco with a thirst for robots.
He knows that to stop the snooty men from continuing their dastardly deeds, he must betray his funny granddaughter, Kimberly Ferguson.
He gives up his quiet life and travels to Los Angeles where he attends an important wake and acquires some creepy robots.
However, when Kimberly calls, begging him to come home, Albert is forced to decide what is more important: stopping the snooty men that frighten each other, or preserving his relationship with his granddaughter?
I would read that lol