Mizal, The Grandmaster Procrastinator
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5/5/2011
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2/19/2026 7:35 PM
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You harvest in the Arena.
Every machine needs a function, and that is yours.
Written for the Tiny 'Topia challenge.
You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.
Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.
Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.
Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)
(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)
It doesn't matter what they say...
The bean, it must be found.
For MHD's Fairytales contest.
For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.
...and the squirrels. Sort of.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.
A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.
Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.
(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)
HATE.
THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.
AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...
When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...
A fairy tale adventure.
A fairy tale adventure.
Another Damn Wolf Story
unpublished
I have no idea why I wrote this. All I can say in my defense is that it seemed like a good idea at the ti--wait no that's a lie, I said, repeatedly that this was stupid and shameful every time I mentioned working on it.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
The truth is I needed to publish something before the end of the year and there is CLEARLY a burning need for wolf stories in the psyche of children using the internet. But then they write them badly, or make their wolves behave like clans of cats. So here is a simple straightfoward story of a young wolf leaving his pack in search of a better life. Maybe no one will ever feel the need to write another one now, or if nothing else maybe this will give them ideas for how to do it in slightly more minimum-standards-meeting ways.
Final conclusion however is that writing about some dumb animal with no agency is not something I'd recommend.
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unpublished
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This is Suranna's fault on 2/19/2026 6:03:34 PM@MissileSender
You should join us on Sunday to actually write something and counter the idea you're just another edgy teen with a proxy.
Wardens, lmao on 2/19/2026 4:23:21 PM
There was this one time that Avo said "fuck".
This is Suranna's fault on 2/19/2026 3:56:36 PM
DETAILS:
Saturday at midnight CST I'm making a new thread, it will contain the prompt.
(I'm sending it to Clayfinger a few hours early on account of the severe timezone handicap.)
Entries will be due 11:59pm Sunday CST.
To enter, put the game in Sneak Peek and post a link in the thread.You shouldn't be able to publish them, that is by design. We don't need a flood of these on the front page. Publish them later when they're properly polished.
The winner will be decided over the following week by the community, and possibly a few people from outside it. There will be Google forms provided for feedback and rankings.
RULES:
- Stories must be complete with branching and no dead ends to qualify.
- NO MEME FIC.
Hi everyone! on 2/19/2026 2:30:10 PM
I'm remaining cautiously optimistic that all newbies are real, trusting that the pretenders struggle so much with human behavior they'll unavoidably reveal themselves in time.
Map making software? on 2/19/2026 10:51:22 AM
Is your family Armenian?
Map making software? on 2/19/2026 9:44:57 AM
¿Prefieres el español?
Map making software? on 2/19/2026 9:27:10 AM
Real ones just put dots and labels on a green blob in paint.net.
Map making software? on 2/19/2026 9:18:36 AM
that
1 of 5
pronoun (1)
ˈt͟hat t͟hət
pluralthose ˈt͟hōz
Synonyms of that
1
a
: the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation
That is my father.
The books on the table? I haven't read those yet.
b
: the time, action, or event specified
After that I went to bed.
c
: the kind or thing specified as follows
The purest water is that produced by distillation.
d
: one or a group of the indicated kind
That's a cat—quick and agile.
2
a
: the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion
Those are maples and these are elms.
b
: another thing
talking about this and that
3
a
—used as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase
He was helpful, and that to an unusual degree.
b
—used as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of an auxiliary verb or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective
Is she capable? She is that.
4
a
: the one : the thing : the kind : something, anything
the truth of that which is true
the senses are that whereby we experience the world
what's that you say
b
those plural : some persons
those who think the time has come
see also all that, at that
that
2 of 5
conjunction
t͟hət, ˈt͟hat
1
a
(1)
—used as a function word to introduce a noun clause that is usually the subject or object of a verb or a predicate nominative
said that he was afraid
(2)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause that is anticipated by the expletive it occurring as subject of the verb
It is unlikely that he'll be in.
(3)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause that is joined as complement to a noun or adjective
We are certain that this is true.
the fact that you are here
(4)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause modifying an adverb or adverbial expression
will go anywhere that he is invited
b
—used as a function word to introduce an exclamatory clause expressing a strong emotion especially of surprise, sorrow, or indignation
That it should come to this!
2
a
(1)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause expressing purpose or desired result
… cutting down expenses that her son might inherit an unencumbered estate.
—W. B. Yeats
(2)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause expressing a reason or cause
Rejoice that you are lightened of a load.
—Robert Browning
(3)
—used as a function word to introduce a subordinate clause expressing consequence, result, or effect
… are of sufficient importance that they cannot be neglected.
—Hannah Wormington
b
—used as a function word to introduce an exclamatory clause expressing a wish
Oh, that he would come.
3
—used as a function word after a subordinating conjunction without modifying its meaning
If that thy bent of love be honorable …
—William Shakespeare
that
3 of 5
adjective
pluralthose
1
a
: being the person, thing, or idea specified, mentioned, or understood
b
: being the one specified —usually used for emphasis
that rarity among leaders
that brother of yours
c
: so great a : such
2
: the farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion
this chair or that one
that
4 of 5
pronoun (2)
t͟hət, ˈt͟hat
1
—used as a function word to introduce a restrictive relative clause and to serve as a substitute within that clause for the substantive modified by the clause
the house that Jack built
I'll make a ghost of him that lets me
—William Shakespeare
2
a
: at which : in which : on which : by which : with which : to which
each year that the lectures are given
b
: according to what : to the extent of what —used after a negative
has never been here that I know of
3
a
archaic : that which
b
obsolete : the person who
That vs. Which: Usage Guide
That and which are both used to introduce a restrictive clause, i.e., a clause that can't be removed without changing the sentence's meaning substantially or making the sentence incomplete or difficult to understand. In "The cake that/which they served was pink," the restrictive clause is "that/which they served." To remove it renders the sentence incomplete: what cake was pink? Which is used to introduce a nonrestrictive clause, i.e., a clause that adds information to the sentence but isn't essential for understanding the sentence's basic idea. In "The cake, which was delicious, was pink" the clause "which was delicious" adds nonessential information; we still know that the cake being discussed was pink. That formerly did this job as well, especially in poetry, but the use is now rare.
that
5 of 5
adverb
ˈt͟hat
1
: to such an extent
a nail about that long
2
: very, extremely —usually used with the negative
… did not take the festival that seriously.
—Eric Goldman
Firefox breaks the forum (no it doesn't, whoops) on 2/19/2026 3:05:22 AM
Okay false alarm, it was tested by others and works, apparently I had a file that didn't download or got corrupted in the most recent update and it made wacky things happen. Reinstalled the most recent version now and it's fine.
This thread never happened and let's never talk about it again.
edit: I did just get a shitty popup though asking me if I wanted an AI to "summarize the page", nasty and gross.
The Review Club on 2/19/2026 2:41:21 AM
Maybe it's just that it's very late and I'm tired, but it's cracking me up seeing all the text walls you guys are posting, interspersed with the true masters of the review, getting right down to the core insights without a single wasted word:



