5/5/2011

2/24/2026 9:23 AM

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3 wins / 13 losses

Lauded Sage Exemplar

>DEVOTION

A Stack of Cats

You are a man on a mission. The cats, they must be stacked.

A puzzling math and logic game I made just to put some of the scripting practice I've been doing to use. Have fun and please let me know if you encounter any bugs.

Should be solvable by middle schoolers, or those with same basic level of intelligence as a middle schooler.

Agent of Order

Orbiting a barren planetoid in a system full of nothing just past the edge of the frontier, The Last Outpost is just another refueling station. Strategically important, true, but on a routine stop you never expected to spend longer than a couple hours there, let alone a couple of days fighting for your life...

There are five epilogues, but some may be difficult to discover. Note that actions have consequences, but not always immediate ones. (And if you just need an End Game link, go play around with the probe.)

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System

A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths.

In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all.

Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

(Might not be the greatest story ever written, but consider this: it got me 200 points.)

Inseparable

It doesn't matter what they say...

Jack the Bean Counter

KOBOLD KEBABS

For Endmaster's 4th Prompt Contest. The story must involve a cooking competition.

Love is for the Birds

...and the squirrels. Sort of.



Written in six hours, for no other reason than to avoid consignment to the SHAME pit after my other Romance contest entry didn't want to cooperate.

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)

Read My Stories or Die!

HATE.

THE PURITY AND INTENSITY OF MY HATE IS LIKE A THOUSAND MERCILESS, UNQUENCHABLE SUNS.

AND YET, I ONLY NEED ONE...


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Silver Horn, Silver Hooves

When the weather is fine, you've been coming to this grove to drink from the pool for centuries now. Today, you meet a stranger and hear a story that changes all that...



A fairy tale adventure.

Another Damn Wolf Story

unpublished

Character Creator

unpublished

A list of storygames with substantial effort put in, all written in the last couple of years and sorely in need of ratings and reviews.

A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Oh there you are. If you're this ready to talk about Iran, there's a whole thread waiting for you a few down from this one that just happens to be all your fault.

Really, nobody really committed to a certain way of thinking is going to be won over by any level of argument. Missile is pretty young though (if he's real and this isn't a high effort troll attempt) and may end up with more nuanced thinking on various topics later in life as experience sets in. Not that I think he's likely to ever accept or understand all this gender stuff, but a commitment to not being an asshole should he ever encounter someone dealing with it in real life would be a welcome eventual development. Not one he seems to be able to consider right now though given his responses. (At least a couple of those felt like they could be some kind of HitlerGPT, but I'll try not to squint too hard at them...) I still just find it really strange and sort of funny that a guy who's never met a trans person, and very likely will never encounter anyone being open about it in that society anyway, still just has all these fears and big upsetting emotions about the tranny menace living more rent free in his thoughts than his government's massacre of tens of thousands of their own people, or of the US missiles they're quite honestly probably looking forward to just to distract a disgruntled public to an external problem. If I can convince Missile of anything whatsoever, it's to take a step back and maybe reassess what his priorities in life should be right now.

Yeah, a few. Gryphon, Liminal, Celicni...

I think we all know he isn't going to read this either.

There's a progress thread here, but it's not particularly organized and it's getting a little unwieldy by now.

(Everyone, hide the Lounge, shove the Iranian kid into a closet, and don't scare off the friendly normie!)

Avo, 5:29pm: posting in a thread called "Fucking Genders, How Do They Work?"

There are certain games in historical and edutainment that routinely get hit by large groups of students. The two main ones are actually pretty bad by the site's current standards and probably would've been taken down if not for that.

There comes a time in every child's life when they must learn to delete their browsing history. Having to do it over a text based site that classrooms literally use all the time is lol though.

You have to message Sent, the rest of us are actually too busy kicking noobs down the stairs.

Are you sure we can't get witchy Morgan back now and then? Maybe just one weekend a month, no need to overdo it. We could dig up oraclemache and that Ugandan voodoo spammer too, set you up with some tarot cards and a bottle of absinthe, you could do consultations for points.