mizal, The Journeyman Scrivener

Member Since

5/5/2011

Last Activity

11/17/2017 8:06 PM

EXP Points

2,160

Post Count

4991

Storygame Count

4

Duel Stats

1 win / 6 losses

Order

Lauded Sage

Commendations

79
Taking a break.

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Thorough and consistent writing workshop contributions / excellent commenting. Given by BerkaZerka on 11/10/2017 - Forum and Site Contributions Not Unnoticed

Storygames

Don't Get Date Raped!
A short, educational piece. Please remain sensitive and respectful in the comment section. (I'd hate to have to report you to an admin for bullying me.)

(DO NOT READ if you're at all easily offended or lacking in a sense of humor. There's nothing graphic at all in here, but seriously, I still cannot stress it enough, this story is not for you.)

WOWSERS! Triggers ahead!

Facts About the Planet and the Solar System
A compilation of some little known facts about the solar system, as well as the debunking of a few myths. In addition to the scientific explanations, there's a small story dramatizing it all. Hopefully young readers will find this fun as well as educational. :)

Inseparable
It doesn't matter what they say...

Now You Gotta Deal With This S***

A tale told in verse. A text from your sister requesting a pick up from a party leads to a night of strangeness.

Inspired by Bucky's ballad contest. Though...I wouldn't call this a ballad. I'm not sure what I'd call it, actually, other than exceedingly stupid, and fun to write.

(Don't pay any attention to the scores, they're just for me to track which endings reviewers get.)


Articles Written

CYS Forum Advice and Etiquette
A modernized guide to the forums. The path to internet popularity and happiness, and a few CYS specific do's and don'ts.

Recent Posts

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 8:00:12 PM
I see another owl person in that thread. We have found Morgan a potential mate, once he gets past the delicate task of finding out what sort of genitals she has. (I suggest nonconsensual groping, it's all the rage these days.)

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:54:13 PM
Seto, noted transphobe, clearly deserved it. I'm not sure why they'd ban such an obvious lesbian as yourself however.

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:48:17 PM
I'm all about preservation of energy and effort these days. Never did bother to make an account because why bother when the lols bring themselves? I don't even have to browse their forum because the best content is always delivered piping hot right here in the Lounge.

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:46:33 PM
'A lot of the transphobes on there are among the most popular authors.' - Oh shit it's on. LOL. Endmaster, this man is DESTROYING OUR STELLAR REPUTATION among the COGite fags, what will we do????

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:43:37 PM
I guess it's common enough there could easily be other Jack Majors in Cape Coral but IND 'sorry for the harsh language' OMINUS sure looks like a registered sex offender lol. I love how free people are with personal info on the internet these days. Ryder has done the good people of COG a service drawing attention to this monster lurking among them. (I don't blame him though, his trans family members probably messed with his brain and/or molested him at an impressionable young age)

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:36:54 PM
I'm glad he's found a place so sex positive and welcoming, they will embrace his cat fucking ways in an encouraging non-judgemental manner and perhaps he can finally find peace with himself. Steve should go next. He'd fit right in.

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:33:43 PM
hahaha, looking through profiles, found this gem in another thread by Lady Luck: In regards to diverse queer representation for the sake of the queer people themselves, we should remember that people need more than just one point of similarity to really feel represented by a character. If you are an abled white-cis-het person, you can probably be certain that you can find a character somewhere across all media who shares your interests, worldview, personality type, as well. Can you say the same for an autistic, black, lesbian woman? How about a pansexual, transmale, ex-muslim? As a person who would have certain elements of the internet exclaim “SNOWFLAKE” in seconds, I am resigned to the fact that I will probably never find a character just like me, unless I create them myself. But not everyone can/know how to do that, and if I can make just a few of those people get that feeling of belonging, of legality, with the characters I create in my stories, then I have done all I needed to do with my life… EDIT - Oh, dear, that got way more dramatic than I intended. :sweat_smile: And INDOMINUS seems like a very literate and trusting individual: HI my name is jack major i like moves games anime and a good game of chess my favorite anime is needles oh and if any of you guys are on steam friend me falloutguy2999 is my steam name :slight_smile:

Ryder on CoG on 11/17/2017 7:30:52 PM
Oh my goodness. This is precious. :3 princecatling: Yikes, I only skimmed the first few messages on that thread and got too nervous to look at more // WORDS ARE SCARY The Lady Luck: When a forum don’t allow hate, it doesn’t get to settle there, and instead attracts the open-minded, kind people, who shy away from the toxic parts of the internet. // PURGING WRONGTHINK EQUALS OPEN-MINDEDNESS INDOMINUS: i just got done reading that forum holy crap that place is filled to the brim with transphobic assholes (sorry for the harsh language but i have family who are trans) // just lol Are we sure that's really Ryder though? Funniest and most quality posting he's done in awhile if so. But princecatling better guard his ass before snuggling up too close to him, that's all I can say.

Do You Read User Profiles? on 11/17/2017 6:26:04 PM
Oh god, it's all coming back now. It went a little something like the madlibs section of my date rape story. Conclusion: Alexp is a shape-shifting alien! There are barely any of those on the planet so it had to be him. How much more evidence can anyone need?

Complaint Thread on 11/17/2017 6:19:20 PM
Just a reminder that I was willing to have Amazon send you groceries, but you thought you were 1.) important enough to murder, and 2) too weak to fend off a middle aged woman potentially attempting to murder you OK you may now return to wallowing in your poverty