Jurassic Fairview Park

a Mystery / Puzzle by chocobot and Red45

Player Rating7/8

"even better than Reeses' Cups®"

based on 20 ratings since 01/17/2012
played 3,929 times (finished 9)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length8/8

"Even light has to break at the rest stop"

Maturity Level6/8

"i'll need to see some identification"

Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.

Player Comments

Easily one of my favorite games on the site. A sprawling, manic chase through an environment, hunting dinosaurs and evil cult members, using weapons like Colon Blow (which, by the way, is my favorite weapon ever)! Jokes galore and a million little distractions and detours! What's not to like?

-- Badger on 10/26/2008 8:22:09 PM with a score of 307

It would appear that I constitute 5.55 percent of all the people who have completed this game. HOT DAMN!

-- Loon on 2/27/2013 5:31:43 PM with a score of 2293

Even after the countless hours I have logged into this masterpiece, I simply cannot let it go. There are no words to describe the divine adventure that you will embark upon when you click "Play Jurassic Fairview Park". This game maintains an expert balance between humor, intense action, exploration, challenge, and the plethora of available options is indescribable, and the only thing more expansive and inspiring is the imagination of George McDougall that made it all happen. I have access to EVERY secret of this game, and yet every time I play I discover something new. This story makes me want to drive out to Fairview Park, OH, just to see the manic and unbelievably enticing setting for myself. This game has everything, from the exploration of the town to the brilliantly crafted and cinematic showdown in the mall at the game's climax, to even menial things like playing poker on Robin Hood Street and acting retarded in the mall to get free food. The humor in this game is unmatchable, and the tapestry that George weaves for us (and thankfully, for free) is the greatest literary adventure I've ever experienced. I can't wait until the spelling and grammar is fixed, the items work properly, and the game is (more or less) complete. If anything that I've said hasn't convinced you to check this out yet, you are about to miss out on the eighth wonder of the world. I just have three more words to wrap up this understated and brief compliment to Jurassic Fairview Park: Play. This. Game.

-- Red45 on 1/1/2013 2:22:51 AM with a score of 3247317

Wow! That's crazy hard >_<

-- BerkaZerka on 2/12/2012 10:42:39 PM with a score of 22031

INSANE.

3711555. 3,711,555. Almost 4 MILLION dollars. Sometimes it's nice to know all the secrets of the game.

-- Red45 on 3/15/2011 5:29:23 PM with a score of 3711555

There's a really weird glitch if you use register 1 in waldens and jump in front of a nonexistant car - you either teleport to radio shack or you teleport into vallo's car with the midget.

-- Red45 on 3/7/2011 11:50:29 AM with a score of 13556

This really needs a spell check but it was still awesome. 8/8. If an admin is reading this I volunteer to clean up the spelling... haha

-- Red45 on 2/27/2011 1:58:29 PM with a score of 2578

So funny! I love the movie theater death and tuning the radio in the car to 89.3

-- Chihuahua on 2/26/2011 8:17:12 PM with a score of 1928

I had to play it again. This is definitely my favorite game on the site. Hands down.

-- Jeff on 8/9/2010 8:59:39 PM with a score of 40914

Awesome! But it took a long time and I had to use a guide. :/

-- Jeff on 11/11/2009 6:02:44 PM with a score of 18031

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