Jurassic Fairview Park

Player Rating6.33/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 46 ratings since 01/17/2012
played 8,184 times (finished 40)

Story Difficulty8/8

"mosie through a minefield"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level6/8

"I'll need to see some identification"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 16. If this were a movie, it would probably between PG-13 and R.

Oh No!

Someone has brought dinosaurs to Fairview Park! These giant lizards are tearing apart WestGate Mall* and will soon take over the world!

You must go on this educational adventure to stop the dinosaurs coming through time! The only question is... CAN YOU DO IT?

The game is not done and may contain spelling errors

*Who cares, you say? Well, did you know WasteGet mall is the rightful property of Fairview Park, even though Rocky River gets all its taxes?

Player Comments

Easily one of my favorite games on the site. A sprawling, manic chase through an environment, hunting dinosaurs and evil cult members, using weapons like Colon Blow (which, by the way, is my favorite weapon ever)! Jokes galore and a million little distractions and detours! What's not to like?
-- Badger on 10/26/2008 8:22:09 PM with a score of 307
Ball bustingly hard game. Read Alexp's walkthrough here, for those of you who can't beat it: http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-parlor-room/message/2945
-- Chris113022 on 9/11/2019 2:24:46 PM with a score of 10967
Now I got ending 2 (I'm only making these comments because supposedly not many people have beaten the game
-- Donkey Cat on 7/18/2019 7:56:19 PM with a score of 44340
I got ending 1!
-- Donkey Cat on 6/27/2019 11:48:27 AM with a score of 3559
I repopulated sweden by myself.
-- Austinc on 2/12/2019 11:34:24 PM with a score of 20523
I usually don't leave comments, but being only the 34th person to finish I guess I have to. If you are struggling to beat it my tip is read some books they really helped me. Now I just have to play it again and try for a better ending. Overall awesome game just needs a few more people to tough it out so it can get ranked.
-- Gymaert on 9/16/2018 3:11:57 AM with a score of 34867
It took me FOREVER, but with only 28 people finishing the game before me, I was determined! It's crazy, it's weird, it's difficult. But above all, it's FUN! And let's face it, there's a great sense of accomplishment being one of less than 30 people to finish it in the years since its release. AND I got to repopulate Sweden with the Swedish bikini team!
-- Glandros on 12/29/2017 11:22:26 PM with a score of 32367
I finally finished this!
Oh gosh, that was hard...and so worth it c:
Now I am one of the 26!
-- Seto on 9/1/2016 3:27:14 PM with a score of 5345
Wow......

Hardest. Storygame. Ever!
-- MarioRacer010 on 5/25/2016 8:41:11 PM with a score of 884855
Hahaha so much random but just enough sense made to survive the poor grammar broken links and dead link dead ends... Especially rewarding to get Ending 3... oh yes... Don't forget to make that phone call at the height of your glory!
-- Techies on 9/23/2015 7:40:03 PM with a score of 13467
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