Surviving Pre-School

Player Rating5.15/8

"Too few ratings to be ranked"
based on 77 ratings since 09/24/2017
played 969 times (finished 86)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length5/8

"Not going to lose any sleep"

Maturity Level5/8

"aren't you a little too old to be trick or treating"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 13. If this were a movie, it would probably be PG-13.

High school can be tough with all the cliques, bullies, "resource" officers, and changing rules. But that is nothing compared to the pre-school room! In pre-school you don't even know what a rule is, never mind that you're breaking it. And those evil naps can slip up on you before you know it. Can you make the right choices to make it through the pre-school day without getting spanked?

Please note: There are just three endings to this little short: you survive pre-school, you do not make it through the day, and, well, you don't want to get the other ending.

Also note: This is an intentionally short, very light-hearted story that is meant to be silly. Please read and enjoy in that vein.

Story inspired by MattC

Player Comments

This certainly fulfilled the humor part. I loved the perspective of our protagonist, and the way you wrote about Pre-School made everything hilarious as we all have graduated it. I didn't notice any major issues, and the plot-line was spot on.

When I was playing the game, it certainly seemed like a prison when you were describing it. The prison guards, lunch-time.. Everything had a funny element to it. The endings were random, but I enjoyed them. I should have expected the "Sexual Harassment" ending, so I was a bit shocked, but laughing all the same.

This game was extremely amusing and entertaining. This certainly didn't lack any details, and I noticed no grammatical/spelling mistakes whatsoever so I'm quite pleased. It was a bit short, but otherwise, it was excellent.

-- DiniTheWizard on 11/25/2017 11:08:02 PM with a score of 0
I found this really funny, although I believe children are usually potty trained and able to walk by the time they get to preschool. Anyway it was a lot of fun.
-- Francesca1986 on 11/2/2018 12:08:12 PM with a score of 0
I became a baby sex offender...
I don't know whether to laugh or be freaked out.
-- Szy on 10/31/2018 6:59:59 PM with a score of 0
this was a very strange story but in an entertaining style, my preschooler ended up sexually harassing another toddler so that's interesting, it was longer than i expected which was nice
-- pygmypuff on 2/4/2018 10:53:20 AM with a score of 0
Honestly, this is a really cute, funny little story. I don't usually enjoy storygames that are shorter like this, but I absolutely LOVE the writing! You have this great way of capturing a baby's point-of-view perfectly, and it makes the whole story comical and fun. Please, keep up the great work, because this was very enjoyable. 6/8!
-- Glandros on 12/9/2017 6:24:17 AM with a score of 0
pretty funny but I think the story was stupid and pointless. I give it a 4/10
-- Linda on 12/5/2017 3:34:29 AM with a score of 0
I loved the concept of this one. You captured the innocence and childlike wonder of the world. I can't wait to read more of your work.
-- carlianwhately on 12/4/2017 3:24:31 PM with a score of 0
-- mrawesomer4 on 10/10/2017 1:57:50 PM with a score of 0
Pretty fun, and well-written. The "Sexual Harassment" ending was hilarious.

-- Francois on 10/3/2017 6:24:32 AM with a score of 0
I love this game. Super fun! X3
-- Wylietopes on 9/25/2017 8:20:57 PM with a score of 0
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