Player Rating5.71/8

"#89 overall, #9 for 2007"
based on 341 ratings since 11/05/2007
played 16,667 times (finished 495)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.

Player Comments

Another amazing story :D The writing is quite descriptive and every page is as enthralling as the last. Just like every story by EndMaster, it can be played and enjoyed many times. Never getting dull, the writing is just that wonderful.

It takes a very special writer to be able to achieve such a thing consistently. Having every single one of their stories able to capture the reader's interest, and quite literally keep them wanting more.
-- TharaApples on 10/7/2016 1:08:50 AM
I first played this game like a year ago when I first discovered this site along with all of your other stories. This is your most underrated story and makes me laugh every time.
-- iqqih on 2/9/2015 4:36:37 PM
This was the first story I ever read from you, and it's the one that initially hooked me to that other site. It's one of the funniest stories of all time, and each path the reader takes is enjoyable.
-- donteatpoop on 11/7/2007 4:00:17 PM
I dont know why you people are saying this is great it is awful and retarted not to mention offensive as fuck toward poor white people
-- JodyJo on 9/28/2018 2:38:01 PM
"“What the fuck?” you say and step out of your truck, looking up.

Suddenly you feel a surge coursing throughout your whole body! You’re completely rendered numb and feel yourself floating upward.

You black out only to wake up on a table, you can’t really see what’s happening as your eyes are covered in some sort of jelly substance, but you can make out some strange looking figures with objects in their hands. You know you’re naked and you’d probably attempt to talk, but having some sort of metal object holding your mouth open makes that a bit difficult. You feel sticky all over, followed by sharp poking sensations and you don’t EVEN want to think about all the places you’re being probed…

After falling in and out of consciousness during this unpleasant event, you can see another blurry figure getting on top of you. It looks female, but different somehow. You know its fucking you though. It doesn’t feel all that good for some reason though. Eventually she finishes and gets off of you. Damn, she didn’t even kiss you.

You pass out again as more weird looking blurry figures come in. The next time you wake up, you’re lying outside butt ass naked outside your truck. You quickly get in it and drive home as fast as you can (And having a hard time sitting) When you run in the trailer, Tina is wondering what the fuck is going on.

“Mel? What the fuck? Why the hell are you naked?!”
“Tina! I don’t know what the hell happened! But I think…I think…”
“What?! Spit it out man!”
“I think I was abducted by aliens and they probed me and then one of their women fucked me to repopulate their planet or something, but I didn’t enjoy it I swear!”

Tina looks at you for a good five minutes in silence and then starts laughing.

“Mel, that’s the funniest excuse I’ve heard yet for getting drunk! Hahahaha!”
“I’m not drunk! This happened!”
“Oh suuuuure it did! I can smell the whiskey Mel! You probably got drunk, passed out and had an interesting dream relating to all that science fiction shit you’ve been known to watch.”
“What?! I’m serious Tina! Why am I naked then?”
”Hell if I know. Maybe some teenagers passed by and saw you lying in the gutter and thought it would be funny to strip your clothes off.”
“I was in the wilderness! Aliens got me Tina! I know it!”
“Look Mel, I’m tired and the joke’s over. Quite frankly I don’t give a shit, I’m going to bed. Forget about sex tonight seeing as you were fucking inter-galactic whores. Yeah right, like if aliens DID come down, they’d want you! Hahahaha!”

You know it happened! Didn’t it? Is it possible that whiskey you found just made you hallucinate? No! It happened and you’re determined to tell everyone!

The next day you make a call and later get booked on the Larry Leaper Show called “I was abducted by space nymphos.” You become a town star! Normally you’d try to make a lot of money off of this, but you decline despite Tina’s nagging that if you’re going to claim this happened then you should milk it for all its worth. Its not that you’re humble, but you just worry about having to pay half of the money for child support for the little inter-galactic bastard if the Mom ever comes back, and you’ll be damned if you’re gonna do that!"

Hahaha... the game is well worth a 6 if not just for this funny ending... ahem... which may speaks more truth than fiction. =)
-- TestingJest on 12/15/2017 11:12:34 PM
Wow total white trash lol. I got the ending where you become famous for being abducted.
-- Frontierloc on 11/11/2017 3:08:53 PM
I feel tainted....And yet I laughed my ass off xD
-- Johndoe on 10/23/2017 12:57:07 PM
It was pretty good
-- Novalyn on 10/2/2017 2:24:59 PM
Holy shit,
this was fucking amazing. My favorite was the cocksmanship ending. I'm glad that I'm so good at wooing women.
-- them porn expert on 9/30/2017 10:22:17 PM
I love this.
-- Azuan on 6/6/2017 6:06:59 AM
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