a Modern Adventure by EndMaster

Commended by EndMaster on 7/28/2019 5:36:31 AM

Player Rating5.71/8

"#92 overall, #9 for 2007"
based on 349 ratings since 11/05/2007
played 17,179 times (finished 508)

Story Difficulty2/8

"walk in the park"

Play Length7/8

"It keeps going and going"

Maturity Level7/8

"anything goes"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.

Yee Haw! It's a trailer park life for me!

Additional Notes:

This story has a ton of offensive langauge and humor so if you don't like that sort of thing, you probably shouldn't read it. Though given the setting, the language used is pretty accurate.

This also isn't really a "win/lose" type story. While there are some endings better than others, this is basically just a tale about a typical day of a degenerate that lives in a trailer park.

Player Comments

This story was a journey. While I did thoroughly enjoy it I feel the way I read it wasn't exactly the best way. The story in and of itself was very entertaining and masterfully written. Though I also don't think this is the type of story you sit down and binge read. This is the story that you pick up and read a branch or two here or there. I think just reading all the branches in quick succession kind of diminished the enjoyment I had out of the book. Not to say I didn't live it, but I feel I would have loved it a lot more if I had read it over the course of a few days rather than 2 2 hour long reading sessions.

In any case, I loved how the branching was done in the story. Most branches, especially all the ones stemming from the get a job page, were around the same length so it didn't feel like there was a true ending. Another thing I noticed was that there was no pages with only one choice that I saw. All of them were two, with the exception of the get a job page and that one was mainly a giant starting point for most paths. Two choices are amazing because you can go back and do each. Them go back and do another and so on. You don't stay on any particular small path for too long and that keeps things fresh throughout.

The farm path was my favorite. I liked the path with the sister more, but the one where the brother finally leaves the place is amazing as well. Seeing your cousin's reactions to everything that happens is amazing and the one where the pigs fuck the girl is my favorite.

In conclusion, I loved this story. I would recommend it to anyone who isn't easily offended or has a light stomach for this stuff. If you can tolerate messed up shit than definitely read this. 6/8
-- Serpent on 8/9/2019 9:11:11 PM
Hot damn, I forgot how hilarious this story was. For some reason, while I remember it being funny, I did not remember it being nearly as great as it is. It’s always nice to have expectations differ from reality in such circumstances.

Mel is a disgustingly lazy slob and the definition of white trash, but TRASH did not read quite like playing as a total loser and degenerate the way, for example, some of those tales from the basement did. After all, AT LEAST HE DOESN’T FUCK PIGS. That added to the story, I think, because it was hilarious to see him of all people be straight man at times.

While some of the choices join together again at the beginning of the story, after that every branch is unique—and quite different from one another. The story is more broad than deep. In one branch the main character works for a brothel, in another he is totally abducted by aliens, and yet another turns into something from a slasher horror film. So TRASH is definitely worth making extensive use of that back button for. The dissonance between the events and the main character’s attitude towards them in some of the paths is highly entertaining as well.
Despite the relatively long length of the story and all the possible events happening in a single day, it never became less entertaining for me than it had been earlier, even when I read it mostly in a few large chunks over just two days either.

The entire Cousin Clem path led to continuous laughter on my part, especially some of the endings. However, my favorite ending is probably the one in which Mel is fired from the hamburger joint, fries some bacon, and pisses on the floor. Made me laugh. Toilet humor can be very funny. There. I said it.
The scene in which he is looking for a station to listen to was also pretty great.
“Fuckin’ rap garbage, they need to remember to put the “c” back in front of that brand of…whatever the fuck it’s suppose to be, cause it ain’t music.”
Is a great line that I am going to steal and save for later use now.

That all being said, the humor in TRASH is not for everyone. If you are easily offended, then please heed the warning in the description. I have a feeling that readers not doing that may be a good part of why the rating is not higher than it is, which is really too bad.

If, however, you are some queer who reads reviews before storygames, and you are still reading them after reading what everyone has said about TRASH, just go read the story. It’s great.
-- Cricket on 6/3/2019 10:38:00 PM
Another amazing story :D The writing is quite descriptive and every page is as enthralling as the last. Just like every story by EndMaster, it can be played and enjoyed many times. Never getting dull, the writing is just that wonderful.

It takes a very special writer to be able to achieve such a thing consistently. Having every single one of their stories able to capture the reader's interest, and quite literally keep them wanting more.
-- TharaApples on 10/7/2016 1:08:50 AM
I dont know why you people are saying this is great it is awful and retarted not to mention offensive as fuck toward poor white people
-- JodyJo on 9/28/2018 2:38:01 PM
"“What the fuck?” you say and step out of your truck, looking up.

Suddenly you feel a surge coursing throughout your whole body! You’re completely rendered numb and feel yourself floating upward.

You black out only to wake up on a table, you can’t really see what’s happening as your eyes are covered in some sort of jelly substance, but you can make out some strange looking figures with objects in their hands. You know you’re naked and you’d probably attempt to talk, but having some sort of metal object holding your mouth open makes that a bit difficult. You feel sticky all over, followed by sharp poking sensations and you don’t EVEN want to think about all the places you’re being probed…

After falling in and out of consciousness during this unpleasant event, you can see another blurry figure getting on top of you. It looks female, but different somehow. You know its fucking you though. It doesn’t feel all that good for some reason though. Eventually she finishes and gets off of you. Damn, she didn’t even kiss you.

You pass out again as more weird looking blurry figures come in. The next time you wake up, you’re lying outside butt ass naked outside your truck. You quickly get in it and drive home as fast as you can (And having a hard time sitting) When you run in the trailer, Tina is wondering what the fuck is going on.

“Mel? What the fuck? Why the hell are you naked?!”
“Tina! I don’t know what the hell happened! But I think…I think…”
“What?! Spit it out man!”
“I think I was abducted by aliens and they probed me and then one of their women fucked me to repopulate their planet or something, but I didn’t enjoy it I swear!”

Tina looks at you for a good five minutes in silence and then starts laughing.

“Mel, that’s the funniest excuse I’ve heard yet for getting drunk! Hahahaha!”
“I’m not drunk! This happened!”
“Oh suuuuure it did! I can smell the whiskey Mel! You probably got drunk, passed out and had an interesting dream relating to all that science fiction shit you’ve been known to watch.”
“What?! I’m serious Tina! Why am I naked then?”
”Hell if I know. Maybe some teenagers passed by and saw you lying in the gutter and thought it would be funny to strip your clothes off.”
“I was in the wilderness! Aliens got me Tina! I know it!”
“Look Mel, I’m tired and the joke’s over. Quite frankly I don’t give a shit, I’m going to bed. Forget about sex tonight seeing as you were fucking inter-galactic whores. Yeah right, like if aliens DID come down, they’d want you! Hahahaha!”

You know it happened! Didn’t it? Is it possible that whiskey you found just made you hallucinate? No! It happened and you’re determined to tell everyone!

The next day you make a call and later get booked on the Larry Leaper Show called “I was abducted by space nymphos.” You become a town star! Normally you’d try to make a lot of money off of this, but you decline despite Tina’s nagging that if you’re going to claim this happened then you should milk it for all its worth. Its not that you’re humble, but you just worry about having to pay half of the money for child support for the little inter-galactic bastard if the Mom ever comes back, and you’ll be damned if you’re gonna do that!"

Hahaha... the game is well worth a 6 if not just for this funny ending... ahem... which may speaks more truth than fiction. =)
-- TestingJest on 12/15/2017 11:12:34 PM
Wow total white trash lol. I got the ending where you become famous for being abducted.
-- Frontierloc on 11/11/2017 3:08:53 PM
I feel tainted....And yet I laughed my ass off xD
-- Johndoe on 10/23/2017 12:57:07 PM
It was pretty good
-- Novalyn on 10/2/2017 2:24:59 PM
Holy shit,
this was fucking amazing. My favorite was the cocksmanship ending. I'm glad that I'm so good at wooing women.
-- them porn expert on 9/30/2017 10:22:17 PM
I love this.
-- Azuan on 6/6/2017 6:06:59 AM
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