"Too few ratings to be ranked"
played 534 times (finished 30)
"no possible way to lose"
"Not going to lose any sleep"
Some material may be inappropriate for persons under age 18. If this were a movie, it would probably be R.
Geared for Extremists
: Not suitable for children.
Written over the course of about three days prior to the extension, as a late decision to enter EndMaster's Depraved Love Contest. The extension was squandered trying to write something more serious, but that story deserves a more honorable effort than Billy.
Billy always had a wild side, even as a tyke.
Another story where you don't really win or lose. You just have a more or less pleasant existence.
I think I have a better appreciation of this story upon reading it the second time around. (Or maybe its the third or forth time, who knows)
This is sort of one of those LOLRandom style stories, but not so random that it’s completely nonsensical. Lot of funny stuff going on in the story and it’s definitely brand of humor I like to see.
Character interactions were hilarious which is always a big plus in these sorts of things. Writing across the board was fine and I didn’t see any issues with it.
It’s on the shorter side of things, but that’s fine since it does the job with what its got. (That’s what she said! OH!)
Anyway I liked it a lot and it was a good addition to the Romance story contest and the to the site in general.
on 6/23/2018 2:27:11 PM with a score of 0
Starts out in first grade. Sounds interesting and has potential! I like the setup and descriptions on the first page. I like that it stays in one person and one point of view. I also like that I pick my nose because that’s totally something I would do! I’m totally perving out and going to the girl’s room. I did actually laugh when I read about peeing in the sink. That’s just perfect and really sets the tone for the story. I’m a bit confused that the girl asks me to be her boyfriend while I’m peeing, but I guess some girls are into that thing…
It was a quick trip from making out with the other first-grader to being home asleep, but that’s okay. I like that you address why I, as a first-grader, understand the pounding going on. I’m thinking since that’s what I’m thinking about that I can’t go wrong by visiting my new girlfriend. Wait, ten miles? I changed my mind. My first-grade legs aren’t walking that far! Oh, never mind, it’s Alabama. Dang. Tough choices leading into my sweet, innocent girlfriend’s room at 2 am…
Hilarious options, no matter what path I pick going forward here. I love the consistency and the way the story evolves and that the choices actually make a difference. And yeah, I laugh every time I read my own name, but I laugh at farts, too, almost every time. Of course, I was hoping that my relationship might evolve into something more (later in years, you sickos), but it was still a lot of fun. I would love to have read more and had the story continue, but every story does have to have an end.
Thanks for sharing, this was fun, and worked well with my level of humor and maturity. It might not work for everyone, but I liked it!
on 4/28/2018 11:22:57 PM with a score of 0
What a depraved story indeed, and short too.
on 4/8/2018 5:39:44 PM with a score of 0
hahahahaha i give it an 8. it was awsome and encredibly funny, not politicly correct but awsome
-- best stoy ever on 3/19/2018 1:31:58 AM with a score of 0
No promises, but Billy might get an expansion into a real story sometime late in the year. Glad you guys found him amusing.
on 3/13/2018 7:33:52 PM with a score of 0
This is fucking golden.
on 3/12/2018 12:36:30 PM with a score of 0
Well, I took a few branching paths before deciding to end and comment, and there's some really "interesting" twists and turns mixed in here. My personal favourite was the dialogue between billy and the strange man after he prayed to the gods.
on 3/10/2018 9:48:10 AM with a score of 0
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