ninjapitka, The Wordsmith

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4/23/2019 12:03 AM

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9 wins / 10 losses





Like most people that sign up, I lost myself in the epics and wanted to create my own. 

Non CYOA books I'm currently reading include The Idiot by Fyodor Dostoevsky & The Icewind Dale Trilogy by R.A. Salvatore.

My favorite video games in order are Fallout, League of Legends, The Elder Scrolls, Pillars of Eternity, and The Witcher.

Open to talk or answer any questions if you feel like PMing me.

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Earning 100 Points


The King's Command

Not all princes obey the rules.

Entry for Corgi's Unofficial Contest: The Lords of the Land. 

The Providence of Kria lies unsteady. Peace between two major nations, Brelia and Rath, is quickly unraveling. In attempt to prevent another war, heir to the throne of Brelia, Prince Urijah, is sent on a diplomatic mission to Rath. In your older brother's absence, the burden of defending the kingdom falls to you.

Recent Posts

What the hell happened to my trophy? >.< on 4/22/2019 3:13:00 PM

Nothing quite welcomes a noob to the site like gunning them down in a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.

Poetry prompt: week 13 on 4/22/2019 1:03:14 PM

Well this was a fun prompt. If my high school English teachers did something like this, I probably wouldn't have fallen asleep in class. Enjoy!

Tweedledee and Tweedledum,

Get your thumb away from my bum,

That no-no space,

Is meant for one place, 

In the soapy bathtub of Mum,


Where duckies and bubbles meet,

Every good boy deserves their treat,

To fill up the tub,

She puts in the plug,

And uses my d*ck for a seat.

Characters you're just obsessed with? on 4/19/2019 12:08:39 PM

I think Wibbons is the judge of that.

Poetry prompt: Week 12 on 4/19/2019 11:55:48 AM

I know nothing about poetry, but I'll respond since no one else has. A poor response is better than no response, right? My initial impression is that it looks very symmetrical. The beginning repeats the "ing" words, the first and third lines always rhyme. The second and fourth mostly do as well. Any reason why not all of them do? (I didn't read the explanations further up the thread. Maybe it's mentioned there). I really want to give this a 5, but the use of blanquette throws me off... I had to Bing it for the exact definition (yes, I use Bing not Google for the daily search points). The results said it was just a type of food. Although I get the intended imagery, comparing a layer of snow to white sauce isn't exactly the best metaphor. My rating: 4. 

Corgi's Unofficial Contest: The Lords of the Land on 4/18/2019 1:37:05 PM

Can't go wrong learning from EndMaster.

request thread on 4/17/2019 12:40:31 PM

Alex Jones and the Raiders of the Alt Right. 

Rating Games And Leaving Comments by Havacoman on 4/16/2019 5:21:43 PM

"This article is incoherent, can't even stick to its own topic, and contains grammatical errors". Thanks for making me look smarter than I am. I believe my exact words were "fucking mess". 

Contest SHAME 11: Surprise SHAME! on 4/16/2019 1:55:25 PM

Well I'm certainly glad my "busy" schedule and "homework" didn't keep me from finishing something. Seriously though, I skipped a few happy hours and cut out video games until I was done. When you sign up for something, finish it... or you will be SHAMED.

Game of Thrones - Season 8 on 4/15/2019 5:30:26 PM

Not a lot happened this episode, but the preview for the second looked action packed. Also, that kid's scream was terrifying. 

request thread on 4/15/2019 4:54:43 PM

It's like you put a noose around your neck and hung the rope in an area where your feet can still stand normally.