That's... That isn't what you're supposed to take from that story, at all...

Why are you always so concerned with people trying to kill you? I thought you sealed off pudding and got the mob and Cthulhu to stop bothering you?

I suppose, from a design standpoint, yes, they are separate parts, which is technically less efficient than the spoon. But the simple fact of the matter is, spoons just aren't as fun as chopsticks. Although, I will add, usually, spoons touch FAR more surface area on the food than chopsticks do, and you could easily use hollowed-out chopsticks as straws for moving liquids around.

Personally, I like chopsticks.

In my scientific opinion, that sounds like a stupid trophy.

You could've just saved yourself the trouble by saying "I and M are both letters in "Illuminati". It's not like anyone else here shares letters with Illuminati.

Nobody has 3 Is, an L, a U, and an N in common with the organization or anything.

'Tis but thy order that is my enemy: Thou art thyself, not a Sage! What's an Order? It is no hand nor beak, nor any other part belonging to a Penguinite. Be some other Order!... Or don't, because nothing really changes unless we're in the same order.

That which we call Sage, by any other order would still be a flowery grass that grows all over Nevada!

What's wrong with marauders!? I'M a marauder!

We can have a murder festival with all the other marauders, like in the beginning of Game of Thrones!

Remember that time when I told you that I liked vocaloid music?

Our marriage has endured greater schisms than this.

How could I what? I didn't do anything... >.<