I believe you are neglecting the most important detail: the special creamy jalapeno sauce! Without it, it is nothing more than a cheese sammich... but that sauce makes the whole world go-'round, y'know?

I prefer not to go into detail. It would be the longest fifteen minutes you've spent reading something that feels more like a steady stride across a balance beam that wavers every few seconds. Anyway, it's just decent in general... enough to get anyone in line.

Cheesecake makes for an excellent first impression, trust me!