I like the whoosh of paper as I thumb it
I like the softness of freshly-washed sheets
I like the jokes that come from my cousins
I like the moment that everyone meets
I like the tingling of dolphin wind-chimes
I like the white-painted walls of my house
I like the way the rain hits the window
I like my stuffed cow-monkey-dog-mouse
I like horror movies, so full of laughs
I like how I'm the only one laughing
I like psych thrillers

People say you are a lowlife who would never make friends. Well you're going to prove them wrong...

Your name is Finchest Upton and you're in a bit of a predicament here.

I'm not sure if this counts, but at my local enclosure farm, my dad usually gets a bunch of full rooster bodies, cook the roosters, and let us eat their hearts and livers (actually, my brother gets all the livers. I don't like liver). Sometimes we eat the backbones or the red bobble that hangs off a rooster's head. I'm not sure if it'll be considered foreign, though since the entire thing happens around my home.

Nope nope nope nope. You just ruined my perception of them. I hate ants. I hate caviar. I have nothing against souls, but what I believe a soul looks like just amplified my disgust. I need to take a breather...

Thank you! I try to humanize everything. Except for ants and dead things of course.

Pffffffft you had me spitting out lung juice XD. Anyways, wow I agree with what you're implying. Why does this exist? I have no idea, but I do have a theory: Maybe they are trying to connect themselves to something that seems so bonding, so family-like, because they themselves do not have any friends, craving for the companionship and loyalty that is so evident throughout the book series.

However, their obsession with the series makes people want to avoid them even more and so grows their need for intimacy. This makes them more obsessed with WC, because it's the closest thing they have to fill the void of friendlessness. Of course, due to the internet, they can connect with other people with common interest. This makes it harder to stop, because finally they have people they can talk to that actually have something in common with themselves. Not to mention that these people make this obsession seem like a more positive thing, thus strengthening their obsession. This creates a fanbase that keeps on going, drifting away from reality more and more until it starts getting out of hands

Maybe this Warrior Cat thing is something greater than it is. Maybe it's a real-life metaphor for how all of us get into groups to satisfy our need for intimacy despite how ridiculous the thing that brings us together. Maybe we can learn from this experience to help better our awareness about the type of people that we associate with, so that we can all live a happier and more fulfilling life full of people who actually care about us.

Or maybe I'm just looking into this too much. In that case, don't mind me. I'm just rambling by this point.

Answers: Sort of, no, and you are absolutely right.

A while back, I realized that the term 'making friends' was vague enough to mean just about anything from actually making friends to innocently befriending somebody (or something) dangerous. So I was just wondering if anybody would like a Horror game about making friends. I've seen the idea tossed around quite a bit, though, so I'm not sure if there is already something similar sitting around somewhere.

Pssh 'white magic'...anyways, there are some works of fiction that don't follow the usual rules like basically every Rick Riordan book, the Nick Gautier series, some sort of long-forgotten romance movie about a...guy being resurrected as a zombie with the power of love? ('Not sure if my memory is correct with that last one. It's been awhile) What I'm trying to say is, I bet there are good necromancers out there if you look hard enough. There is faith for humanity yet!

Hello and thanks for the welcome.

Thank you.

Oh yeah...I think I've seen that before. Do they only make mac and cheese?