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Sing it to yourself slowly like its an early 2000s song. Every 2 lines go together, and i think each pair of lines have the same number of syllables.

I FEEL HIGH            
CAUSE THIS GUY         
HIS NAMES NIC        
FUCK THAT DICK      
HE SHOULD DIE       
I WILL CRY              
IF HE'D HURT HER    
THER'D BE MURDER  
ILL BE JOHN WICK    
YOU BE DEAD NIC    
I DON'T KNOW WHY-I   
FEEL I DIE-IED

Also Roast away, i dont give a shit

I LIKE ALL CAPS

EVEN THOUGH IT LOOKS LIKE CRAP

MY POEMS ARE GOOD

IF ONLY PEOPLE UNDERSTOOD

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE

SO LONG AS IT RHYMES, I CLIMBED A FENCE

NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK

Beautiful! 

IF I WRITE IN ALL CAPS 

SURELY THEY'LL CLAP

FUCK SHOUJA'S CONTEST 

MY RHYMES ARE THE BEST

ROAST ME IF YOU WANT

I'LL STILL ACT LIKE A CUNT

IF YOU CALL MY POEM STUPID

I'LL JUST SAY "JOKES ON YOU KID!"

DIDN'T POST IN NEWBIE CENTRAL

INSTEAD I MADE A TREAD MOST PAINFUL

Now Spadies, I'd tell you to work on your rhymes

But you'd be better off tagging EndMaster three times

Bravo! Bellissimo! Stupenda!!! 

That was pretty great 

Let me restate that: THAT WAS PRETTY GREAT

You ought to pay a sin tax

Cause ya poem's got no syntax

You spew on the page your freaky dumb things

You write like bizarro e.e. cummings

Your words remind me of William McGonagall

You should do something with them anatomically improbable

Got your caps on lock and words playin' edgy

But your verse is awkward, like a metrical wedgie

Your poem stinks like a barrio fart

When I read it, I say "Verses??" like on Mario Kart

OH NO, HE WAS DROPPED ON HIS DOME

AND NOW HES GOT RETARD SYNDROME

SPAZZING SO HARD, LOOKS LIKE HES CAUGHT IN A TWISTER

PROBABLY THE RESULT OF HIS DAD FUCKING HIS SISTER

IQ SO LOW ITS UNDETECTABLE

OH MY GOD I THINK HES A VEGETABLE

HES GOT SUCH SEVERE BRAIN DAMAGE

I WONDER HOW THE DOCTORS EVEN MANAGED

HOW MUCH LONGER DO WE HAVE TO WAIT

UNTIL THIS FUCKTARD MEETS HIS FATE

WHEN ITS DEAD EVERYONE WILL PARTY

CELEBRATED WITH A MEAL THAT IS HEARTY

This was fun. Not sure if I like the last part, but I’ll leave it anyway. 

Roses are red

Violets are red

If you aren't red

You'll get shot in the head

Roses are red,

Silent as a mouse

Your door was unlocked

I'm inside your house.

HAHAHA YEAH FUCK SHOUJAS CONTEST AND FUCK YOU AND  FUCK NIC PLEASE KILL ME NOW.

my eyes

There once was this peculiar person, named Spadies, 

Who was high on morphine and date rape roofies, 

Who had murdered Nic,

But got murdered by Wick, 

Body dumped in a dumpster, cared for by nobody.

There once was a guy called Spadies,

Who didn’t have much luck with the ladies.

He though a poem would woo them,

But instead they all booed him,

And then EndMaster sent him to Hades. ^_^

Good idea.

Banned.

Awh, and now I feel bad. 

Now I feel bad too. Well, kind of. I guess he didn't give much indication that his post was meant to be taken as anything other than trolling. 

Meh, he can always just make a new account. Doubt he'd be banned again just for making a bad poem. 

Well, that ended in disaster.

Not at all, it ended in lolz.