Hi there fellas! I'm the relic master!
Yes, yes you are!
Oh, and welcome and stuff.
Thank you very much!
Oh, and remember respect the relics, they hold many secrets!
Ah yes, relics, like this spork!
A spork is a relic?
*Strawberry Pudding is not a relic, Sporks just so happen to be ancient relics of great good in the multiverse
Your grammar in that sentence was awful.
Sup duuuude :P
Eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
Welcome, here's your free chicken. Be sure to eat it with a spork or else risk facing the horrors of oily fingers.
Do NOT, under any circumstance, eat chicken with pudding for dessert.
Oily fingers eh?
I like oily fingers.
...What the hell is that suppose to mean? o.0
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Oily fingers does not mean what you think it does.
Welcome
Thank you Grim, Hey. I have that picture on a T-shirt!
Yeah it's a cool pic. I'm debating on getting the tattoo.
Interesting.
Bug has made an appearance just to greet you, hello <3
Hello.