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Hi, I'm a n00b. Wo ist das?

*unzips pants*

Nice to finally see you here. Now go read anything done by Endmaster

And again, I promish, no anti-semites here this time

Really? That's how your going to welcome the new member? *sigh*

I would advise you to look at the maturity ratings before reading the EndMasters stuff. Most of it is rated 7/8 in the maturity section. 'Anything goes'.

Also consider that tacocat is new to the internet, young, sheltered, and doesn't bend any rules in her life ever. Basically, you can read whatever you want without looking at the maturity rating because if you've been on the internet longer than a few years, you know that you can handle a story with murder.

Whatever. The Maturity ratings are there for a reason you know. They're not just there for decoration.

99% of the time they might as well be there for decoration, the other 1% of the time is for people who care *cough like you*

*roll eyes*

*Flicks Tacocat off.*

*sticks out tongue*

*cuts tongue off*

*Moons you*

*slits anus open*

*Kills you*

*comes back from the dead and rapes you in your slit anus with my undead penis*

*Burns you to ashes so you can't come back anymore*

*the ashes come into your room at night and go into your mouth so they suffocate you*

*Comes back from the dead and coughs up ashes into a air tight, space worthy box and locks it*

Hi. Welcome to the site. If you wouldn't mind me asking, what does 'wo ist das' mean?

'Where is the...?'

He's possibly German. (Hiss)

Welcome to the site though.

Where is the what? I'm confused again.

He didn't finish his sentence.

oh.

"He's possibly German. (Hiss)"

I would say that I feel a Nazi joke coming on, but Drakoblare is already here. Ha...ha...please don't kill me.

Hello noob. Welcome to CYS.

Hey, you got a new profile pic. >.< It looks like a fish/frog thing. (no offence)
 

It's a murloc. :D

A what? I've never heard of it.

The murloc are a bipedal, amphibious humanoid race residing along coastlines, lakeshores, and riverbeds. Murlocs possess bulbous bodies, large mouths lined with rows of sharp fangs, and slime-coated skin.

So basically a giant fish/frog that terrorizes people.

Eh. Close enough. 

I wonder if that's going to be your new nickname. Giant fish/frog. Like Madbrad200 gets called weed or crabgrass. I probably won't call you that, but someone else might. >.<

Nah. Probably not. 

Unless coins comes and sees the post and decides to tease you about it. It's easier to remember how to spell 'Giant fish/frog' than nmelssx. (I only spelled it right this time because I see it as I was typing.)

nmelssx = nameless.

 

Where does the x come from then? And I'm already bad enough at spelling, so I guess if I get it right, I'm probably mispelling nameless.

Nameless Axe. Take the missing a and e from nmelssx, and add it to the x, and you get axe. 

This is all way to confusing. Maybe I will call you Giant fish/frog.   Much easier to keep track of.

Or you can call me fire elemental. 

Nah. Giant fish/frog sounds funnier. More likely someone else will catch on.

That's so long to type out though. Fire elemental definitely sounds shorter. 

Yeah, and so is fire elemental.<- Harder to spell too. I think I'll just stick with Giant fish/frog. >.<

Yeah, but they're not all that giant though. 

Well, they're probably bigger than a regular frog/fish thing.

Depends. 

Depends on what?

Depends on their breed. 

Fine, I'll call you fish/frog instead of Giant fish/frog. Better?

Or, an easier method, you can just call me murloc. 

Nah. I like fish/frog.

Ok, you better be reading Necromancer right now cause if you just made this account to make 1 post Imma send a nuke at you

Welcome, poor soul. In the eternal pit with you!.

Just joking, welcome to Choose Your Story.

Hmm..... I wonder where he went. He's not online anymore. I bet Drako scared him off. Shame on you Drakoblare________<-(insert last name here).

Meh, I think he just made the account so I would stop asking him. He's busy with studying or w/e

Oh, so you know him? Like how Honor know Scrabby? 

Niah, they met in rehab or w/e. This Slav is from NS

Would someone explain this to me?

NS?

National socialims. He is a fellow national socialist. Our movement is all about freedom and liberation of the soul. You should spread the word and tell your parents

So how do you know it was him? All he did was post a single message in the Newbie central on the day he made his account. (today). Nothing out of the ordinary.

I can smell his scent

Through the computer? Hmm..... interesting.

He's saying they met in different circumstances. 

Hello and Guten Tag! Welcome to the site!

Dumbass, he's obviously Russian.

Did you see tan's comment above where he says that he's probably German?
 

Yeah, but his name looks Russian.

Welcome, enjoy your stay :D

Hmmm...hello there. Hello indeed. Hi. Greetings. Salutations. Welcome to CYS.

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

Apparently he doesn't like the interface :(

You didn't do a good enough job of making him feel welcome.