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Ello! I be only the extraordinarily popular poet William Shakespeare, who has wrote many poems for the British population. I hope ye' can all respect me entrance and like me well. See ye' later!

Oh, remember to turn on ye' lamps and clamber into your bed. So you can read one of me fantastic plays of course!
 

I see a lack of Shakespeare vocab even though I see you're doing your best. 

Welcome to the site. Play, create, talk, and have fun!.

Ye be welcome to the site, ye can find some quills and paper right next to the rocket launchers we have!

Welcome. Brush the dirt off your muddy boots on our welcome mat. Please don't be an annoyance to me, or I shall treat you like a pile of dirt. If you aren't an annoyance to me, I shall give you our warmest welcome by giving you a nice handful of decent stories and a much larger handful of garbage stories. Settle in well! ^_^

No, no ese, yer doin' it wrooong. That's pirate talk, maan, not Shakespeare. Shakespeare woulda been like,

"How now? It is I, Shakespeare the bard, writer of many poems for the entertainment of Britain's fine people. I hope to soon earn thine love and respect, until then, I bid thee well.

Oh, and remember to turn on thy lamps once thou doth crawl into thy bed, so that thou may readeth one of my goodly plays without straining thine eyes."

Hola, though, man.

Look above this post. That's the way you do it, @Shakespeare.

I bite my thumb at thee.