ProminentPenguin, The Contributor

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Hello, My name is Prominent Penguin.

I'm your average 20 21 year who really misses home tbh, regretting life choices and the like.

who actually kinda blows at the writing aspect.

So in desperation, I'm hoping that I can somehow

compensate by rating other stories....


Todo List (in order of relative difficulty):

-Submit a story that sucks

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Recent Posts

Server error when accessing messages on 4/13/2020 5:37:30 PM
Same Problem here. The message notification tells me i have 3 unread messages, but I cant read them so the notification is just annoyingly confronting me on every page I go to like some sort of creepy stalker. I bet the messages are asking me for nudes or something but id still like to read them. Heres the error I keep getting: A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded. Description: An unhandled exception occurred during the execution of the current web request. Please review the stack trace for more information about the error and where it originated in the code. Exception Details: System.Data.SqlClient.SqlException: A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded. Source Error: An unhandled exception was generated during the execution of the current web request. Information regarding the origin and location of the exception can be identified using the exception stack trace below. Stack Trace: [SqlException (0x80131904): A severe error occurred on the current command. The results, if any, should be discarded.] System.Data.SqlClient.SqlConnection.OnError(SqlException exception, Boolean breakConnection, Action`1 wrapCloseInAction) +3302188 System.Data.SqlClient.TdsParser.ThrowExceptionAndWarning(TdsParserStateObject stateObj, Boolean callerHasConnectionLock, Boolean asyncClose) +736 System.Data.SqlClient.TdsParser.TryRun(RunBehavior runBehavior, SqlCommand cmdHandler, SqlDataReader dataStream, BulkCopySimpleResultSet bulkCopyHandler, TdsParserStateObject stateObj, Boolean& dataReady) +4061 System.Data.SqlClient.SqlDataReader.TryHasMoreRows(Boolean& moreRows) +253 System.Data.SqlClient.SqlDataReader.TryReadInternal(Boolean setTimeout, Boolean& more) +291 System.Data.SqlClient.SqlDataReader.Read() +42 System.Data.Common.DataAdapter.FillLoadDataRow(SchemaMapping mapping) +155 System.Data.Common.DataAdapter.FillFromReader(DataSet dataset, DataTable datatable, String srcTable, DataReaderContainer dataReader, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords, DataColumn parentChapterColumn, Object parentChapterValue) +215 System.Data.Common.DataAdapter.Fill(DataTable[] dataTables, IDataReader dataReader, Int32 startRecord, Int32 maxRecords) +406 System.Data.DataTable.Load(IDataReader reader, LoadOption loadOption, FillErrorEventHandler errorHandler) +240 Inedo.Data.DatabaseFactory.Inedo.Data.IDatabaseExecuter.ExecuteDataTable(String storedProcName, DbParameter[] parameters) +204 ChooseYourStory.WebApplication.Pages.Messages.MyMessagesPage.CreateChildControls() in C:\ProgramData\InedoAgent\BuildMaster\prod\Temp\_E93257\Src\ChooseYourStory.WebApplication\Pages\Messages\MyMessagesPage.cs:100 System.Web.UI.Control.EnsureChildControls() +106 System.Web.UI.Control.PreRenderRecursiveInternal() +66 System.Web.UI.Page.ProcessRequestMain(Boolean includeStagesBeforeAsyncPoint, Boolean includeStagesAfterAsyncPoint) +6875

THwack! on 4/13/2020 8:14:54 AM
Aww, shame he died so soon. We should make an epitaph: Today marks the end of; hellbane, A deeply nuanced and thought-provoking character whom I wish we got to see more of. 4/9/2020 to 4/13/2020 Approximate Lifespan on CYS: 96 hours Inspiring Quotes: "I'm 23 fucko" Died as a: Level 1 Faggot

Finish That Sentence! on 3/31/2020 4:25:23 PM

Another Dumb Birthday Thread on 4/5/2019 11:56:57 AM
Happy birthday, blind friend! Don't know you that well. But happy birthday anyway!

Game of Thrones - Season 8 on 3/28/2019 1:21:27 PM
Not really specifically stated in the show, but they do speak english. Although there are different languages that are spoken, that I can only presume are made up.

Ban me please on 3/28/2019 2:45:22 AM
If they keep this up, there will be no more edgy names for future middle schoolers to use! D:

I Just Need to Talk on 3/27/2019 8:50:27 PM
Lol, came here to say the same. Beat me to it.

Looking for bad pick-up lines on 3/27/2019 10:42:23 AM
Damn, my friend had a similar experience where he was selling drugs to people! He got caught. But there were drug dealers selling even harder drugs that didn't get caught! Damn you, World! Why does the innocent suffer!?

Fantasy Henchmen on 11/24/2018 7:00:33 PM
True, I forgot that was a trope they had. Unless I'm willing to afford sun umbrellas for an entire regiment, perhaps they would fit much better as a form of "secret police" or be strictly limited to inside areas.

Fantasy Henchmen on 11/24/2018 5:16:52 PM
Gargoyles. They are almost always seen as tough guard dogs and can hide pretty well in almost any man made environment, given their stoneskin. Also the fact that most can fly, would made flanking enemy positions a breeze during actual combat. In some fantasy depicts them as servants to a highly skilled mage or vampire, and they are usually reserved as semi-bosses or a tough fight. Only problem is that they aren't quite as numerous as some of the other races. They are also known to be somewhat immune to magic which would make dealing with magic enemies easier.