OMG! Have u guys read my bestest friend Jane? So good! I recommend it!
What's your plan here, if you don't mind me asking?
Yes, Bestest Friend Jane is a good read.
Care to explain to us why the only part of the story you've written so far was the character sodomizing his dog?
I should’ve read it, but there were too many words on a page for me. I lose focus very quickly. But, I bet it’s super good!
Imagine all the poor people who know a dog named Bella
Yes she is named Bella. And she's three years old. And she's a pit bull.
Anyone who comes around attempting to sodomize her his going to... get whacked over the head by a canoe paddle. I guess that's the most dangerous weapon I own.
Pit bulls are the best. I have one too, Winnie.
Don't underestimate a paddle. Once got whopped in the face kayaking with someone, and I was bruised for well over a week.
Ouch. Must’ve hurt.
