Haha, that's awesome.
I don't remember when it was, but I heard on the radio about... 4 or 5 years ago, now, that there was a dumb robber here in town also. So, the guy enters the store, guns out, and asks for the money in the register, etc etc. The clerk looks at the robber and asks, "Hey, are you a too young to rob my store?"
"What?" he asks.
"I believe that you have to be at least 18 to rob a store around here," the clerk with the massive balls insists.
"Well, I am. I'm 19."
"No, no, you don't look like 19 to me. At all."
So, the angry gunman pulls out his wallet and says, "See! There it is. Born ___," whatever year it was, "I'm 19 years old."
The clerk now switches to actor mode and goes, "Oh! Holy crap, I'm so sorry! Please don't hurt me, just take the money!"
The moment the robber leaves, the cleck calls the police and gives them his name and adress, and he gets arrested the same day. One of my favorite accounts of stupid criminals, haha.
