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Okay, we're almost half way through the game now, so well done everyone! There's gonna be a big surprise game thingy to celebrate! ^_^

First of all though, since hardly anyone has voted on Aman and BZ's rap battle, I'm going to repost the battles in here and I'm not posting the next riddle until everyone votes for the winner. 

Epic Rap Battles of Present Day! (Happy now Aman?)

Aman vs BerkaZerka!

Begin!

BerkaZerka:

I’ve got a pair of Clippers, inscribed “Mustache

”They’re big and they’re scary and bringing the Crash.

Here a Zip! There a Zip! BUZZ the bum down!

Your ‘Stache is a joke, a soup-strainin’ clown!

Aman:

Your stick isn't big, nor does your words count for much,

I'm going to win, and that's not just a hunch,

That ugly penguin ass,

Cant compete with a godly 'stache.

BerkaZerka:

It’s not ‘stick’, it’s a large wooden Mallet

Casting votes on your head, as well as the ballot!

Your term is up, like a whale that is beached

Both your rhymes and the ‘Stache are getting Impeached!

Aman:

My 'stache is a Godly gift,

Your home has turned to shit,

Drown in the sea of despair,

Or I'll strangle you with my facial hair.

BerkaZerka:

That’s not a ‘Stache on your face – it’s the hair from your brain

Poking out through your nose, like a cat in the rain!

And the hair from your ears is even the better,

You could knit it together for a big wooly sweater!

---

Turtleneck.

*Drops Mike

Aman:

I don't worry about the clothes, the hair is greater,

You need those pansy feathers to feel better!

The penguin body is fragile and is born on Gaia,

My hair protects, and originates from much, much hi'a.

---

-*stuffs mike in 'stache.

A memento.

So far Silverfox and CovElite have both voted for BZ.

So, since we are completely not forced to vote or whatever, I'm gonna vote for BZ.

No, you're just not forced to compete. Everyone's forced to vote 

Vote BZ he had the most disses.

definately BZ

we need one more sombody please vote.

I feel kind of bad for Aman because he has good rhymes to. But personally I think BZ is better. So I'm voting for BZ.

BZ's is better, I can't argue,

I actually thought it was really, really close. You were both really good. I held back on voting 'cos I couldn't make my mind up. I think I'm actually going to call it a draw on this one and let everyone else decide.

While it may have been close, I spent too much time defending my stache, and less insulting BZ's ugly penguiness.

DarkAlvin says he votes for BZ and Xt says he votes for Aman.

Vote for aman.

Epic Rap Battle of Present Day!

Silverfox vs ThePuzzleMaster!

Begin!

Silverfox:

Now listen here, it is my belief

That your fancy top hat hides fear underneath

While you're safely above the flames, be sure to cherish

That feeling of safety, cause it's soon to perish.

ThePuzzleMaster:

Oh yea! Well my top hat doesn't conceal fear!

It has sentimental value and is very very dear!

You think you're so smart, well I'm gonna sneer!

The flames themselves are very near!

You're gonna burn today!

Whether you like it or not!

While you may think you can win!

I know you're gonna get caught!

Silverfox:

You think yourself witty, but I've called your bluff.

Despite your calm complexion, you're really not that tough.

And once the fire gets higher, you're sure to be hot stuff.

So stop your boasts and your arrogant claims

Cause soon enough you'll be burnin' in the flames!

(PuzzleMaster's turn)

Would you please just stop acting so smart!

You have been defeated!

Your act is falling apart!

Face it Fox, you're getting heated!

Perhaps from the burning flames below!

You're doing pretty well though!

But you're gonna lose!

When this happens, you may choose!

Puzzle, you've already lost this fight.

Really, your bark is worse than your bite.

You're arrogance is both bold and brash

And soon enough, you'll be reduced to ash.

Epic Rap Battles of Present Day!

Blob vs Romulus!

Begin!

Romulus:

Since you're too afraid, I guess I'll start

Guess you figured out that I'm too smart.

I think I'd lie if I said your game is well played,

So are you gonna talk back or are you too afraid?

(By the way, does anyone else find it ironic that the two players who started all of this are the last to begin? :P)

Briar_Rose:

It's not ironic if the rappers are scared of defeat,

But no one's gonna vote for you if you don't even compete.

So blob, get your Xman ass in here and start fighting for the prize,

Or Bo'll be eating Blob kebab with a side of curly fries. ^_^

Romulus:

Actually Briar could you save some for me,

I've always wondered what taste a Blob steak might be.

(Blob's turn)

so...whuch one should I reply.

You can reply to Rom or to the whole thing.

Vote BZ and receive a coupon for '1 Free Shave' at any participating barber shop   ^_^

Is that Briar or blob in the third one?

Me 

By the way, you do realize that it can take quite a while before these 'rap battles' are finished, right?

Oh god we're gonna be stuck here forever.

Yeah I know, you don't have to finish all the rap battles this round, just getting everyone to vote on the one that is finished.

Guys, this is just a ploy by Briar to avoid posting the riddle answers today,

I don't like to be kept waiting...

heh heh.

I'ma send a message to everyone who hasn't voted yet.

Voting for Bz

Huzzah!

Sorry it's taking so long for me to post the answers and stuff guys. My grandma died yesterday so I'm pretty stressed out and don't really feel like working on the forum game right now, but I'll probably feel a lot better tomorrow so I'll try to get everything done by then.

It's only understandable that you have other things on your mind right now. Take all the time you need, I think everybody here will understand. My sincere condolences for your grandmother.

Yeah, no problem, we can wait.

When it rains it pours though...

Take your time Briar, we can wait some more.

Also i vote for Berka and Puzzlemaster in the rap battles. 

Voting silverfox (just because she's posted more so far...)

We have now posted an equal amount.

That's tough. My condenses to you and your family for your lost.

Let everything smooth out before coming back here...

And make sure to say everything you want to say to her.  I missed that chance when a senior I knew passed away.

Take your time, Briar. =) Sorry about your Grandma.

Yea, we're all sorry. Take your time.

Hi everyone. I'm really sorry I've been away for so long, you've all been really great and patient and stuff but I've just been really busy. What with everything that's going on in my family and the Intense Prep for Work course I'm on, plus I've been baby sitting my nephews for a few days and honestly at the end of the day, updating forum games is just the last thing on my mind. I've just been really stressed out, especially after loosing my Grandma and to be honest, I'm just really not in the mood to run a forum game at all right now. Would you guys all be okay for me to drop the game for awhile? Maybe start it up again when I'm in a better mood, sometime after the funeral and the course that I'm doing where I'll have more time for fun stuff?

I think we all would agree to that. Take your time, I understand the lost of a grandmother. 

Same here.Take your time

Thanks guys, that really means a lot.

Hope things smooth out for you soon. The game is meant to be a fun distraction, not a burden in times of more pressing responsibilities, so don't even give it a second thought.

It (and most of us) will be here when you can get back to it  :)

Yea, take all the time you need.

We don't mind, Briar. Just PM me when (if ever) you want to continue TOR. Again, sorry about your grandma. =(

Keeping this thread alive, out of respect for Briar_Rose's personal events.

Notice of Intent to Restart

Hi all, I've talked to Briar and (as she's still dealing with things), she has agreed to let me take over and finish up this game.

As such, I’ll be dropping out as a Player and posting the Answers and a New Riddle starting Monday.

We are currently on Level 14 and below.

I’ll run the game to Level 20. Whoever gets there first (including correctly answering the last riddle first, in the event of ties) will win the game!

If Briar wishes to take up the game again after I begin, then I’ll jump back in as a Player on the lowest active player level.

So who’s still in?

Sure, why not?

Wow BZ, that's very kind of you! I would love to continue playing.

Sure, I'm in :)

I wanna join, but it seems you have gone far, far away already.. and I'm not sure how this game works. :)

I'll set you on Stand By and if you like, and you can step into a free spot if one opens up. We'll have to see which of the original Players can still play first though...

Okay then!

May I join as well, or is there too much people?

It sort of depends if there are any drop outs due to the stall. If everyone can still play, then there will only be one extra seat, as someone can take my place as a player - We'll now by Tuesday who's still playing and who's not though...

Ah I see. Well, put me down, but if all the spots are full then don't worry about me :)

I'm in

Still in

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Still alive.  Whew!