John, welcome to the site! I look forward to seeing Revenge
By the way, I have a book called 2000 INSULTS FOR ALL OCCASIONS. What's so cool about it is that it's from 1965.
(for a Chatterbox) She must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.
(for a Show-Oaf) He's a comedian of the first water - a big drip.
(for Crabs) You can't tell him anything 0 he has a soundproof head.
I can't seem to find the really out of time ones ...