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Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Tom Bombadil is an evolved chimpanzee that writes, sings and dances. He thinks it a cardinal sin to have a preferred fruit and enjoys them all equally, except pineapple – it stings his tongue. His greatest desire in the universe is to fly. So, on every widowed night, he prays to the Drooping Banyan for a pair of wings. Climbing trees and buildings are one of the delights of life. And on a good day, you are most likely to find him seated on a tree reading an ebook on his iPod, Melodia, or walking the streets listening to Melodia sing to him. He cannot bring himself to believe in heaven and hell, but secretly wishes it is true. For he desires to make conversations with Darwin, Dickens, Twain, Tolstoy, Morrison, Lennon, Kafka, Hegel, Nietzsche, Gandhi, Newton, Curie, Mahaveera, Aristotle and Tesla. And the only means of ever making conversations with dead people is to meet them after life. All in all, he’s hyperactive, starry-eyed and plain right stupid. And he truly believes:

"A writer is like a bottle of, she/he gets better with age. And his/her written word is like as cask of honey, it never expires."

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago
Haha did you just quote yourself? That is a new level of delusional.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Delusional is good, real real good. Fuels creativity. Which in turn fuels exceptional writing. 

For a fine line separates brilliance from lunacy; and that line, betaband beta beta-beta band, I've made me home.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago
@JJJ-thebanish

Is ford trolling us or is this guy for real?

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Please let him be real.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago
He's real afaik.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

This absolutely cannot be real... xD

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Pretty sure Tom Bombadil is the weird, horribly atrocious monster in Lord of the Rings.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Well...

Welcome to the forums, Tom Bombadil! I challenge thee to an inaugural bout of glorious escalator combat! (We're trying out new Hazing Rituals these days. The old ones are getting boring.)

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Wow. I like this guy already.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Pretty poetic dude huh? welcome anyways!

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Amazing.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago
be me
new guy comes to the site and writes less than half a fording post
gets praised
mfw all my fording posts were deleted for spam and shitposting
mfw this guy is literally a monkey at a keyboard

feels really bad man :( I'm too scared to write fording posts now because I know that they'll get deleted but they were pretty much the bulk of writing I did on the site. Then a monkey comes along and gets placed over me immediately.

Welcome to the site man :(

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Bout time you joined up. Glad you took my reccomendation.

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago

Hey Bombadil, welcome to the site :)

Newbie in sight- A writer is like a bottle of wine

8 years ago
Welcome to the site, I do hope you enjoy your stay here.