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Hi, I'm Blingus! You may have remembered me from being a fucktard who claimed he wasn't coming back to the site!

Well, here I am again proving that not only am I still a fucktard, but also a weak willed faggot who can't stick to his promises!

I’m betting zero dollars on it taking one hour for my mom to suck off 100 black dudes! Hah, those are rookie numbers for her!

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I don't even know who you are, you retarded schizo

Noobs, I swear. They think they're fuckin special

We didn't get banned cause we knew when to stop and didn't make a bunch of alts.

Oh, is that all? God, what a whiny little faggot.

That's not even an insult, that's just a helpful suggestion. Ungrateful, whiny, retarded, petulant little bitch boy.

If you're struggling to find a mirror, maybe you could try a particularly reflective window. Not sure what else could be the hold up here.

Please keep responding to all of this with wide-eyed terror. Don't listen to RK.

Every now and then we need a village idiot, and Alien seems to have gone off into the shadows to lick his wounds.

The best part is that I wasn't even going to acknowledge you; you brought me into this yourself.

You really took that to heart, huh?

Keep talking. I'm sure being called a retard is the worst thing that can happen, so why stop now?

Really, you practically begged for this. If you want bullying I'll give it to you.

You made a return thread after your thread with the first account was ill-received. That takes a special kind of autism, kid. No one cares that you're here, RK is the only person who will care if you leave. You think you're something special, but you're just another dumbfuck noob who thinks they're hot shit and that anyone besides them is keeping track of their existence.

The only reason you'd choose to come back here after the first time is because you don't get any attention at all from real life people, so you chose to subject yourself to another round of cyberbullying. It's like watching a toddler trip over his own shoelaces and then throw a tantrum about the floor being unfair, but 10,000x funnier because you're just tripping over and over again and not thinking to change anything.

You have no reason to be here and if you can't take the insults, the little x next to the tab at the top of your screen seems like a far less dramatic solution. Of course, you're incapable of thinking for yourself, so you wouldn't ever think of that. Go with that suggestion or the noose, doesn't matter to me. Doubt it matters to anyone else, either, because you'd be off whining to your parents if they actually cared about you.

The most funny part here is that you think all of this is some grand injustice against you, like we’re cruel villains in the tragic tale of Blingbus, when really I'm just pointing and laughing at how seriously you take yourself. The only thing more fragile than your tweenage male ego is whatever flimsy excuse you have for thinking you're owed respect here. Your skin is so fucking thin I'm legit surprised you haven't dissolved into the atmosphere just from being exposed to reality.

I'd tell you to "grow up", but maybe it would be better if you never did that.

Go read a story, dumbass, and write a review if you can manage to string together more than two sentences without your fragile little brain short-circuiting from the effort.

Dammit, ofc he's a Warden. I never catch any breaks.

But seriously, shut up now. This is getting old.

Fiesty. I bet you think that was a really good one.

Yeah? Have you seen the forums? I've been told to kill myself, hang myself, drink bleach, get a sex change so I can't reproduce, etc. I still never whined this much.

Like everyone here keeps telling you, the best thing to do is back off the forums, go contribute to the site with some feedback on a few stories, and chill.

Wait, who told you to get a sex change?

It would be pointless anyway since you've already reproduced.

I forget. It was during the baby's momma incident. I've looked for it before but it's unfortunately part of the "lost archives."

By the way, am I crazy or do people somehow get more brutal after you adopt them? Is there some kind of noob-slaying training regimen you put them through?

I should hope so, otherwise I haven't been teaching the right lessons.

There were parts of the thread that were lost to time. End references this in the CYS History thread I think 

You should use your pug avatar again to keep from getting mixed in with the other nameless retards.

Also it's a perfect representation of you which is that of a genetic abomination that struggles to breathe, drools and snots all over the place while doing the most simple of things.

I like cookies.

It's an old trolling tactic. Spamming long random shit in an effort to be annoying. There was a guy called "Chowhall" that used to do that on here.

I assume it's part of the tactic of wanting to get banned or whatever retarded game he's trying to play.

I mean in any case, he's free to continue to act like a retard or actually do something productive. It's his time to waste after all.

You're fine dude. Nothing wrong with trying to help noobs. 

I'm actually surprised that I wasn't more rude towards him. Then again, between Fresh's through thrashing and the fact that he's apparently still affected over something that happened two months ago, I'd say it was unnecessary for me to do so this time.

I can't wait for blingbus18!