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I’m sick of getting fucked in the ass for no reason I haven’t been told why so many black dudes fuck me in the ass and when I say stop it I get a black dick in the mouth I want my asshole reconstructed from the railing I've been taking I hope I don't have AIDS when you will read this

I couldn’t care less about what you think about my faggot ass just give me the good stuff in every orifice

since I'm sure you've made another alt already, it's because you're an alt-spamming dumbass fag. I'm not sure what account you had originally and what you did to get that banned, but now it's because you are trying to get around your ban and making so many alt accounts.

This is still that 13 year old who made like half a dozen threads begging for werewolf porn.

And then later going on about communism being awesome and wanting to fly planes into buildings.

I thought he and I reached an understanding, and it was to stick to just one account and stop posting awhile, but that lasted about 20 minutes so it's open season now for whoever's around..

I want to say fuck you bitch ugly fucking women this is why i gay

Lol

I've been the only one trying to work out solutions to let you keep an account but okay.

What are you even doing here? You don't even need an account to read, and you are far far away from being mature enough to use the forum like a human.

Nothing happens without a reason. What are you doing to entice these respectable (if insatiable) men?

Oh please I made a alt cause you guys ban me plus I didn’t post any thing like that i have no clue what porn is so stop

Such a little liar, I'm starting to suspect you're not even really a femboy either. You've done nothing but send spam around and waste my time when I was trying to work with you.

Don't pretend you didn't message an author of gay erotica begging her to write stories for you too though.

You have a right to be a brainfried gay little shitposting furry, but we don't want you hanging around here and that's our right too. We already saw on the news how that ends up.

Correct I not a femboy Im just bored every so often

BIG BLACK COCKS

This OP is the gayest thing I've read in awhile, and I play D&D with Canary every weekend.

I suck black cocks on the weekend. 

Some how black cocks get shoved in my ass for some reason.

lol whoops Im guessing banned.

I hear many have that problem!

At least they're not live frogs.

My apologies I didn’t mean to waste your time. For some reason my butt is really sore and it is making me cranky

Why have you not read my story that's definitely not about gay dicks, Slay the Dragon?

Harper's Back!


The first time I saw you
My heart turned blue

Though you're just Endmaster in a wig
My love for you is very big

Surfing the seas
And accept my love please

We'll dance over the graves like Eternal
Our love will never be ephemeral

Will you be my rogue?
If so, I'll speak to you in an Irish brogue

Though our paradise has been violated
I will never be truly isolated.

Some might say I'm a geek
But to that, I'll respond, "you're just a jealous freak!"

Harper's Poem

A very special choose your own story
Was the first time I realized that you could be this gory

My heart melted
And so, my coats were felted

Rouges of red adorned my velvety lips
And from my solo cup, I took delicate sips

You were a grim reaper
Thus, my heart and my soul were both sucked in even deeper

From the moment I saw you
I was struck by how I was stuck to you, like glue

Some might say that this is case of repression
Who knows, perhaps my daddy-daughter issues plunged me into the depths of a depression.

This dream has played in my head countless times
Almost as many as the number of times I’ve written rhymes

As I gently slip off my sexy red dress
You reach for my lustrous raven black hair to caress

Our night was a joyous ride
Pleasure washed over me like the morning tide

In the bed, you’re an Alpha Wolf
Pity that there’s no good rhyme for wolf

Knowing that I’m soon to be banned, I serenade my death song
And as Endmaster bans me, I smile and smoke my bong

Harper's Poem

The Knights of Ryder thundered down the moonlit vale
And I was starving more than The Machinist's Christian Bale

But I pressed on, heart full of grief and worry
I wish I wasn't such a damn furry

Because then maybe I could have avoided heartbreak
Now that both Ryder and Endmaster are gone, it hits me like an earthquake

After our lovely night together, Endmaster's bedroom was ground zero
And though we wrecked the bed, he softly whispered in my ear, "You're a hero"

As I giggled, skipping to the kitchen to make us some bacon
I laughed as imagined all the ladies crying that Endmaster was now taken

Castles and Skyscrapers built in my imagination
Endmaster's my muse, my lovely inspiration

I see myself writing a huge epic
While Endmaster's hickeys on my neck slowly go septic

Maybe we run away together, me a barmaid, he an innkeeper
As he hangs up the cowl and scythe, no longer a grim reaper

I'm forlorn, I'm love-sick
My heart flutters as Endmaster slaps my ass, quite romantic

But as I went back into the bedroom with a plateful of breakfast for my necromancer
No one was there, I cried, and called, but no answer!

My heart broke in two, as I realized I was just a one night stand
Like coin's mom, only I wasn't coarse and rough like sand.

As I roamed the land in my nightie, I was reminded of Suzy's Strange Saga
Only, unlike, Bobby, I ain't no bragga!

But then I meant Ryder, like Tales from the Basement, it was meant to be
I finally felt joyous, energetic, happy and free

We made love in his cat's bed
And when we were done, he said, "can you Call me Fred"

Our time together was pure, vile, and deadly
We sang together, our catty voices forming a medly

But sadly a dragon came one night
Stealing my love, what an awful sight!

So I assembled the knights of Ryder, heroes most legendary
Twas a difficult task, for one who used to be so sedentary

But when me and my friends, after many toils and travails, finally arrived
I saw a sight which I'm sure I could not have possibly survived

The dragon smiling, lipstick smeared on his face and his heart lighter
As he was in the midst of having a salacious threesome, with my loves, Endmaster and Ryder!

Seeing this, my heart gave out, splitting in two
And as I died, my last thoughts were of Tales of the Basement 2.

I slowly realized that Endmaster and Ryder both saw me as nothing more than as a place to crash
For, in my heart of hearts, I realized that even dying, I was nothing more than a sad piece of trash.

Ohmigosh, Harper is so grown up and literate now! :kittywow:

Let me guess your lesbian

lol I didn’t even right this

You probably don’t have a dad like me

WTF is this tiny thing inside my pants, I need a pair of tweezers to pee

Please take this post and any comments down

Admins please delete this post and all comments on this thread

Kek

What trickery is this? I suspect your shame shall remain for all time.

I have no life, getting assailed by a thousand black cocks at all hours of the day would require me to go outside. I was lying about being a snowbunny femboy to sound more impressive-- My only pleasure in this life is frogs. I get them delivered to my basement bathroom window via subscription service. Big, black, frogs. Live frogs. I shove them up my ass and whenever the people who moved in after my mom died open the door upstairs I bend over and shoot them out like a cannon. They scream, they weep, they cannot sleep. I hear them pacing around upstairs and getting into arguments. Their family is falling apart but I do what I can to maintain my territory. Ever since the water started leaking in down here I've been breeding bigger and blacker frogs to shove up my ass. It's so deep that the water comes over the toilet bowl, so I've just started pissing and shitting at my computer desk since it all goes to the same place. I have to sleep on a bed made of my dad's inflatable blowup wives that he left behind when he left my mom, shortly after he caught me anal-horking my first garden toad. I glued them together with what little rubber cement I have left-- Most of my rubber cement jars are completely dried out because I used to spend all day huffing their scrumptious glue fumes and jacking off before this new family moved in and started trying to get me out of their basement. The frogs grow fat on the mosquitoes and maggots that infest my turd swamp, and the ceiling has started to sag from the congealed smell withering the beams.

Every day they open the basement door I shart increasingly large frogs at them. We are engaged in a game of chicken that will end our very lives-- This war will end when the family gives up, the house gives way, or my rectum bursts from the sheer volume of writhing frogflesh what has been lodged in my hole, and not a moment sooner.

Jesus christ dude someone should call the police, that's fucked up. Poor froggies :,(

I didn’t right that the admins edit it I swear on everything I have and love and own and in my own life

Yeah right, frogpacker.

This is 100% real, this is my own confession to you all.

Anal-horking.... wow. I have never seen that. Absolutely brilliant writing.

I want this full post gone because I don’t appreciate the admins being rude and editing stuff

But the lols are too good to pass up.  Why on earth would the Mods delete your shameful posts?

I'm a huge faggot and my mom likes it in the mouth just like me!

LOL. You are a complete retard.

So

So, If your stupid conspiracy theory about the Mods editing your posts is accurate, and they are the ones that manage compliance with the TOS, why do you think that they would give in to your demand that they delete what you tell them to? Im surprised you are smart enough to actually navigate a web browser.

I swear on everything I own and my life and stuff I don’t post it thw admins edit it I don’t know what admin but one does

Why would anyone trust a disgusting evil frog molester like you, you fucking freak, get out of here!

I swear on my life please

Dude, you are a totally messed up freak. I need to go pour bleach in my eyes after reading some of the demented stuff you come up with.

If you didn't do it, what's something that only a guy who doesn't shove frogs up his asshole would know?

Sing, O Muse, to all the lads and lasses
Of the Great Harper's proclivity for shoving frogs up asses

It is said that the vile Titus Andronicus
Committed rapes, arson, and murder
A parasite like Tetranychidae Panonychus
In sooth he is like Caligula, his spiritual sucessor

But even Shakespeare could not possibly dream
Of something that would make even grown men scream

And that is of course, shoving frogs in butts
To be stored, and later eaten by mutts

So the truth is
I can't answer your question
I'm already taking liberties in this biz
As my rhymes are sloppy and giving me congestion

That's why I won't lie
I don't know what it's like to not shove frogs up asses
So I'll take my adieu
And sit next to my frog-pond and cry.

I may be just a simple Harper
who can't rhyme very well
But one thing's for sure, I'm not a larper!
And on this site, I will continue to dwell

Glad he got banned, using AI isn't allowed here.

How old are you, Harper? Real answers only please.

I was born from a river
Life forged from a sliver

Of good will and good vibes
So I don't tolerate any diatribes

I was there when Gandalf took his final breath
As he walked and embraced the arms of death

I was there when Dumbledore fell from the tower
A death orchestrated when he was at the height of his power

I was there when the Witch king was felled
A woman, Éowyn with a barrow blade, struck him, his dark reign finally quelled

So don't ask me how old I am
Because chances are
I'm far older than you can fathom

and you've been shoving frogs up your ass THAT long!? What the fuck is wrong with you

Bruh how you gonna put Dumbledore in this? Use Saruman.