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I’m sick of getting fucked in the ass for no reason I haven’t been told why so many black dudes fuck me in the ass and when I say stop it I get a black dick in the mouth I want my asshole reconstructed from the railing I've been taking I hope I don't have AIDS when you will read this

I couldn’t care less about what you think about my faggot ass just give me the good stuff in every orifice

since I'm sure you've made another alt already, it's because you're an alt-spamming dumbass fag. I'm not sure what account you had originally and what you did to get that banned, but now it's because you are trying to get around your ban and making so many alt accounts.

This is still that 13 year old who made like half a dozen threads begging for werewolf porn.

And then later going on about communism being awesome and wanting to fly planes into buildings.

I thought he and I reached an understanding, and it was to stick to just one account and stop posting awhile, but that lasted about 20 minutes so it's open season now for whoever's around..

I want to say fuck you bitch ugly fucking women this is why i gay

Lol

I've been the only one trying to work out solutions to let you keep an account but okay.

What are you even doing here? You don't even need an account to read, and you are far far away from being mature enough to use the forum like a human.

Nothing happens without a reason. What are you doing to entice these respectable (if insatiable) men?

Oh please I made a alt cause you guys ban me plus I didn’t post any thing like that i have no clue what porn is so stop

Such a little liar, I'm starting to suspect you're not even really a femboy either. You've done nothing but send spam around and waste my time when I was trying to work with you.

Don't pretend you didn't message an author of gay erotica begging her to write stories for you too though.

You have a right to be a brainfried gay little shitposting furry, but we don't want you hanging around here and that's our right too. We already saw on the news how that ends up.

Correct I not a femboy Im just bored every so often

BIG BLACK COCKS

This OP is the gayest thing I've read in awhile, and I play D&D with Canary every weekend.

I suck black cocks on the weekend. 

Some how black cocks get shoved in my ass for some reason.

lol whoops Im guessing banned.

I hear many have that problem!

At least they're not live frogs.

My apologies I didn’t mean to waste your time. For some reason my butt is really sore and it is making me cranky

Why have you not read my story that's definitely not about gay dicks, Slay the Dragon?

Gay shit

Even Gayer Shit

Ohmigosh, Harper is so grown up and literate now! :kittywow:

Let me guess your lesbian

lol I didn’t even right this

You probably don’t have a dad like me

WTF is this tiny thing inside my pants, I need a pair of tweezers to pee

Please take this post and any comments down

Admins please delete this post and all comments on this thread

Kek

What trickery is this? I suspect your shame shall remain for all time.

I have no life, getting assailed by a thousand black cocks at all hours of the day would require me to go outside. I was lying about being a snowbunny femboy to sound more impressive-- My only pleasure in this life is frogs. I get them delivered to my basement bathroom window via subscription service. Big, black, frogs. Live frogs. I shove them up my ass and whenever the people who moved in after my mom died open the door upstairs I bend over and shoot them out like a cannon. They scream, they weep, they cannot sleep. I hear them pacing around upstairs and getting into arguments. Their family is falling apart but I do what I can to maintain my territory. Ever since the water started leaking in down here I've been breeding bigger and blacker frogs to shove up my ass. It's so deep that the water comes over the toilet bowl, so I've just started pissing and shitting at my computer desk since it all goes to the same place. I have to sleep on a bed made of my dad's inflatable blowup wives that he left behind when he left my mom, shortly after he caught me anal-horking my first garden toad. I glued them together with what little rubber cement I have left-- Most of my rubber cement jars are completely dried out because I used to spend all day huffing their scrumptious glue fumes and jacking off before this new family moved in and started trying to get me out of their basement. The frogs grow fat on the mosquitoes and maggots that infest my turd swamp, and the ceiling has started to sag from the congealed smell withering the beams.

Every day they open the basement door I shart increasingly large frogs at them. We are engaged in a game of chicken that will end our very lives-- This war will end when the family gives up, the house gives way, or my rectum bursts from the sheer volume of writhing frogflesh what has been lodged in my hole, and not a moment sooner.

Jesus christ dude someone should call the police, that's fucked up. Poor froggies :,(

I didn’t right that the admins edit it I swear on everything I have and love and own and in my own life

Yeah right, frogpacker.

This is 100% real, this is my own confession to you all.

Anal-horking.... wow. I have never seen that. Absolutely brilliant writing.

I want this full post gone because I don’t appreciate the admins being rude and editing stuff

But the lols are too good to pass up.  Why on earth would the Mods delete your shameful posts?

I'm a huge faggot and my mom likes it in the mouth just like me!

LOL. You are a complete retard.

So

So, If your stupid conspiracy theory about the Mods editing your posts is accurate, and they are the ones that manage compliance with the TOS, why do you think that they would give in to your demand that they delete what you tell them to? Im surprised you are smart enough to actually navigate a web browser.

I swear on everything I own and my life and stuff I don’t post it thw admins edit it I don’t know what admin but one does

Why would anyone trust a disgusting evil frog molester like you, you fucking freak, get out of here!

I swear on my life please

Dude, you are a totally messed up freak. I need to go pour bleach in my eyes after reading some of the demented stuff you come up with.

If you didn't do it, what's something that only a guy who doesn't shove frogs up his asshole would know?

Sing, O Muse, to all the lads and lasses
Of the Great Harper's proclivity for shoving frogs up asses

It is said that the vile Titus Andronicus
Committed rapes, arson, and murder
A parasite like Tetranychidae Panonychus
In sooth he is like Caligula, his spiritual sucessor

But even Shakespeare could not possibly dream
Of something that would make even grown men scream

And that is of course, shoving frogs in butts
To be stored, and later eaten by mutts

So the truth is
I can't answer your question
I'm already taking liberties in this biz
As my rhymes are sloppy and giving me congestion

That's why I won't lie
I don't know what it's like to not shove frogs up asses
So I'll take my adieu
And sit next to my frog-pond and cry.

I may be just a simple Harper
who can't rhyme very well
But one thing's for sure, I'm not a larper!
And on this site, I will continue to dwell

Glad he got banned, using AI isn't allowed here.

I do wish I could edit your posts. I'd make you a respectable young man, who only respectfully anally horks big black frogs up his arse. 100% nice and proper. With chivalry and magnanimity, even. Magnanomous frog anal horking.

Think about that a lot, do you?

Better to be thought a frog anal-horker than to open your ass and remove all doubt.

How old are you, Harper? Real answers only please.

I was born from a river
Life forged from a sliver

Of good will and good vibes
So I don't tolerate any diatribes

I was there when Gandalf took his final breath
As he walked and embraced the arms of death

I was there when Dumbledore fell from the tower
A death orchestrated when he was at the height of his power

I was there when the Witch king was felled
A woman, Éowyn with a barrow blade, struck him, his dark reign finally quelled

So don't ask me how old I am
Because chances are
I'm far older than you can fathom

and you've been shoving frogs up your ass THAT long!? What the fuck is wrong with you

Bruh how you gonna put Dumbledore in this? Use Saruman.

This frothing little adderall junkie gets to school and starts making accounts first thing at 7am. For the last time, get a life.

And I can't believe he's still trying to claim someone is editing his posts. If that were really happening, wouldn't he just stop posting?

That's certainly the kind of activity that a basement goblin who shoves frogs up his ass for a living would have time for