Don't get laser eye surgery. I know it sounds cool at first, but as a man who's lost many a friend and been hella burned and chopped in half several times, I have the obligation to tell you that, no you can't turn them off, no, they don't make sunglasses that can contain them, and no, closing your eyes only works up until they burn all the way through. Fuck "May experience loss of eyesight for moments unexpected", with fucking laser eyes, you have bigger problems!