Well, it sort of went on like this:
I was laying down in bed, browsing the site on my cellular device. It was 5 a.m. in the morning, and I was awake due to a unhealthy cocktail of insomnia, irrational fear of monsters in that one dark corner of my bedroom, and Mountain Dew©.
I was joking around with Steve, after an assassination attempt gone wrong provoked a flood of excuses from every party involved. Chris' excuse, as you can see above, was that he was joking, calling the offended parties "bruhs". Steve replied with "You're not my bruh, friend", to which I replied with "And you're not my friend, buddy." Again, as you can see above, it escalated quickly, spanning 3 different languages, with the last post unleashing Hulkamania.
At this point, you could see my surprise when I received a notification for a conversation that was no longer there. I shot straight up in bed.
At first, I had thought that I had misplaced it. But after realizing that it was, indeed, no longer there, I was irritated. "How dare the moderators delete such a perfectly civil conversation! They shall know my wrath!" I said, as I left the Forum Games section to post a strongly-worded open letter in The Lounge.
And, lo and behold, the conversation was here.
I was overjoyed to see my work of humor still relatively intact, but still slightly irked at the fact that it was moved in the first place. I looked at the bottom of my phone's screen to find that the only moderator online was you.
Therefore, I had deduced that it was you who had moved my beloved.
TL;DR
I saw your name at the bottom and thought it was you.
Eh, if you say it wasn't you, I believe you. Might have been Kiel. I saw him on earlier.
But you're wrong about one thing:
YOU CAN'T STOP HULKAMANIA, BROTHER! OH YEEEEEAH!