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You know you live in an unstable corner of the internet when shit like this starts showing up in the news.

To be fair, if Mayana's woman didn't want to get incinerated, she shouldn't have been made of such flammable material...

Sure, some people, like me, identify as non-flammable, and can have work done to change our bodies into procedurally less flammable substances, but not all trans-flammable people have the luxury of getting surgery! It probably wasn't even her choice!

Pfft, how do you mean 'it wasn't her choice'? Everyone knows that women cannot be incinerated unless they actually enjoy it, or else the body just keeps the flames out.

Lies and slander! Fire only burns if you don't give it your express and enthusiastic permission to burn you. Consensual flames are incapable of incinerating anyone!

Omg, are you implying that, just because fire doesn't get approval to burn someone, they immediately start incinerating everyone? As if fire can only think about burning you? That's flamecist, you misflamist penguin!

*snicker* Never thought about that before.

That kind of news is still better than those boring facts like the "air tips over bowl" one. Who would want to read that news. People read the news for things like this one.

Yeah, they run out of important things to put down some days. The reporters seemed pretty relieved when somebody threw a wolf at Kiel and he smacked it with an axe mid-air, even though technically both parties should've been arrested at that point.

Oh the humanity ;_;

Our hero, the tree, saved us!