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Hey friends

Its me, tim

So this post is about the day aftrr my bday (yesterdayh so that i can bitch about how lide is unfair some more

Lets look at it

So, i woke up

Went to place of business

Was behind everyone elsr

Went home so aaaaaangry

Wasnt hungry for sime readon so i skipped luch but Ll i had earlier for bfast was a cruch drumstick snd some mtn dew baja blast

Played far cry 2

Cod waw

Assassins credd brotherhood

Went on cys for a bit

Decided to skip dindin as well because oddly no hungrgy

Oh shit

Who dat at the door

Its life again

Decided that yesterday wasnt fucked enough

Pached the dildo

Got fucked again

Stomach flu this time

Diherria and vomiting at the same time

Body locking up for sone reason

Cant move

Laying down againts bathroom wall paralyzed

Crys

Repeat 3 more times

Splitting headache next morning (today)

Takes flu medicine

Posts now

Tldr (ff)

Shits bad man

Sorry for the spelling mistakes

Feel really bad

Prob not gonna be atound for a day or two

Have a good onr

Bye

well shit m9

life's a cuck

The only thing I can suggest for you is to eat some marshmallows, carrots, jello and cheese. 'Mellows help your throat from burning when you gotta spew, while carrots calm your tummy and jello/cheese stops the runs.

Also. try some nuts and drink as mush water/tea as you can for a headache. Works wonders

hopefully your day gets much, much better

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqR_SwwByMM

Aww, Tim, sorry about the way your life is going. Make sure to try and get your doctor to visit you at your house if they still do that anymore, check your temperature, ask Kiel or madglee what's wrong with you b/c madglee's a doctor and Kiel's one too, I guess?

Anyway, I'm going to tell you a funny story or two from when I got surgery and when I had pneumonia (thanks Caroline).

Surgery story:

Le me in the office like ":P". The nurse guy is talking to me casually like, "How's your day been" "How ya doin'" "What's up with your life lately" and stuff like that. Suddenly he jabs the IV needle tube thing into the back of my hand and I'm like :O as he hooks up the IV drip thing above my head. He's like, "This thing is gonna drip sleep stuff into your hand so it'll start making you sleepy right about now" and I say, "That's super cool" as the room starts swaying and I feel tired and whoom, I'm under.

I wake up in my mom's car and my head's on a pillow and the first thing I mumble is, "Where's my tongue" and start crying like a baby. "Where's my teeth", "Why am I crying", etc.

I remember my brother laughing at me as I drunkenly hobbled upstairs lmao :P

Pneumonia story:

Okay, I'm laying on the couch heaving and coughing like an old woman and then I hear my mom come by with a syringe full of the awful medicine I have to take, so I say, "No, I'm not taking that thing anymore," and then realize I sound like an alien so I giggle and swallow the medicine. My mom leaves and I end up babbling to myself the rest of the day XD

Eyy, Tim, look what I drew for you!

Well, damn. The stomach flu is a bitch, I'm sorry. You need to replace the water your body is losing, so water, but also tea, sports drinks (preferably diluted, you don't want too much sugar right now,) clear broth, bland foods if you eat anything (soup, crackers, toast, rice, applesauce to make vomiting less awful due to its effect on stomach acidity, bananas to replace lost potassium,) and you could use some meds to help with the N/V/D to stop yourself, but I'd recommend only doing that while resting so you can sleep. I hate to say it, but being a virus, the stomach flu unfortunately just has to run its course. 

Exactly why I mentioned Kiel in my post. ^

Heeeello.

It is Tim once again.

Still kinda feeling like I collided with a bullet train, but at least I'm not puking and shitting at the same time anymore!

I just wanted to say thanks to the people who stopped by and tried cheering me up. Especially Kiel, the advice really helped. <3 u bbz.

I should be back at full capacity in a day or so. Until then, I'm just gonna lay down and think about how this week can get any worse.

So, because staring at this screen is making my head hurt, I'm gonna cut this short. Thanks again to all ya bozos for the support.

Buh bye.

Hoped you liked what I drew. Get well soon!

Glad you're feeling at least somewhat better, and happy I could help. Just take it easy as much as you can while you're recovering.

I may or may not be too late to this thread, but I always have a cup of lemonade or something like that (the cheap ones which you buy at your local grocers which taste kinda diluted) when I'm sick. It makes it hurt less and gives me a little more energy. Dunno if it'll work for everyone though... Feel better soon Tim >_<