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Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Recently, curious dataminers hacked themselves up a bunch of sprites from the new Sun and Moon demo, revealing a good number of the new monsters. 

I'm not sure if I'm the only one who thinks this...but this is probably GameFreak's best line-up design-wise...I'm seeing a lot of originality and simply awesome creations that deem the "running out of ideas" quips nothing. 

Here it is.  My personal favorites include Ghostly Sandcastle, Giant Killer Isopod, and Mushroom Hat Man.

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

I still love Salandit.

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8 years ago

Salandit's evolution isn't really a problem for me. I mean I can already feel the massive "IT'S A SCALY GET READY FOR PR0N." wave coming for it, but I like it....then again there isn't really much to see of it from the angle it's in. It's still a Komodo Dragon, which are always awesome, so I'm keeping it. 

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8 years ago

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Didn't even realise Popplio was a she. I had already associated it with my ten-year old brother o_o
And yes, I agree. The new setting seems to have inspired the developers a lot (I mean they gave Dugtrio a surfer dude wig).

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8 years ago

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Wait a fucking...

They have a Metroid, and an Eldritch Crab, and a Mechaknight?... That's not even to mention the koala, which not only is just a straight up koala, but would probably be my equivalent of Dunsparce if Dunsparce's awesomeness weren't capable of journeying past generations. I'm seriously considering buying one of these new-fangled DS thingies now...

EDIT: HOLY SHIT TOUCAN HOW DID I MISS IT

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8 years ago

The Eldritch Crab and Mechaknight, along along with Jellyfish, Sassy Bug, Buff Mosquito, Origami thing, Wire Thing, and Dildo Swordmaster, are purposefully made to not look like pokemon, so that should be terrifying. And the leakers did say that not all the sprites were there, so there remains hope for the koala to become something akin to a giant prehistoric sloth with a tree. 

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

I've decided to abstain myself from looking at the new designs until the game actually comes out, but if they're as good as you say they are, I'm looking forward to Su&Mo.

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8 years ago
Those don't even look like Poke'mon. They must be out of ideas now that there's like 1,000 of them.

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8 years ago

If they were out of ideas, I don't think more would be showing up....

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8 years ago
Okay, allow me to clarify. They're out of ideas that aren't unbelievably stupid.

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8 years ago

True, game companies are well known for willingly give up their licenses to print money when they run out of good and unique ideas for expanding a popular franchise for the umpteenth time. Artistic integrity is their number one goal, which is why 'quit while we're ahead' is practically a mantra in the industry and a series will almost always be ended on a positive note while everyone still feels good about it, before it has a chance to start going downhill. It's not like fans just mindlessly buy products within a franchise, after all. Quality is important, far more so than making money. :)  

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8 years ago

The creators of Pokemon as well as the heads of GameFreak care for the fans a more than making money for sure. It was the fan's demands that got us Gen3 remakes. If anything, they'll be smart enough to realize that Pokemon can't keep multiplying and will eventually have to stop...though this is were various spin-offs, remakes, and apps will come in. 1000 is a good number, catching 'em all will be horrid feat, sure, but with those numbers, everyone has a favorite or two, and games can keep being made. 

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8 years ago

The first generation pokemon were all mostly Mythological figures and pets re-skinned, and one of them was literally just a poke ball with eyes. Don’t gimme that "All new pokemon are desperate" shit, because it was never not that way. There's cool ideas and stupid ones all over the place, Sturgeon's law doesn't waver.

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Anyone can name the best and worst mons of each gen, sure, though that's all pretty subjective. They're are at least several people on this planet that love the hell out of GarbodorVanniluxe, Qwilfish, Klefki, and other so-called "bad ideas", while a few "good ideas" like all those anthro foxes and pseudo-legendaries have to be despised by a few. 

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8 years ago

Garbodor is a pretty good pokemon...but its literally a walking trash bag.

Vanniluxe is a floating ice-cream...and worst of all it's actually named "Vanniluxe." It's a floating vanilla ice-cream...with two heads. 

Klefki...I don't even understand how it makes sense. Did keys exist in Pokemon history or something? Were the designs for keys based off of it? But..it really is capable of wrecking stuff :P
I have one in my non-legend team.

Qwilfish is just meh.

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Actually, Klefki is only the keyring. It's a play on old folklore that fairies were of a mind to steal small objects such as keys.

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8 years ago

So it is a pokemon that came into being because of humans? :P
Because otherwise, I still don't understand why they exist.
There's no keys in the wild after all. That's a strictly human thing.

 

Quoting a google thing

"Oh, for the love of

I take it back: Vanillite is a magnificently-designed Pokémon. Compared to Klefki, that is, since at least you get the impression that there could be bones, internal organs and something at least inside that cone shape. Klefi is literally a set of keys with a very unconvincing face attached.

This atrocity just raises so many questions. Like what are the keys for? Do they serve some kind of purpose in nature, where you don’t often find keyholes? Was the Klefki species in existence before keys were invented, and how do you explain that one away? It would actually make much more sense to either have it be a product of a genetic experiment from a mad scientist trying to bring their car keys to life (Bill, we’re looking in your direction) or a set of keys magically animated that went on to breed in the wild. Somehow.

No, wait, Klefki mating rituals seem really simple, thinking about it. Which we’re no longer going to do.

But the Pokémon world doesn’t quite contain magic, at least not of that sort, leaving Klefki’s entire existence and how/why it gained that shape unexplained. That is, unexplained in-universe; it’s pretty obvious how this thing was designed in the real world, and it’s even lazier than Vanillite. Next gen, we’re fully expecting a coffee mug-type Pokémon."

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Well I guess you can the fact that keys were designed after Klefki's likeness, but that's a lot less plausible than other objectmons like Vannilite (I like him, but I have a serious problem with how they give him nothing interesting in his dex entries, he literally just makes blizzards...and that's ABOMOSNOW'S thing, and he sort of pulls it off better.) SO far...the worst offender of this gen seems to be that weird anchor-looking thing with a speed gage...though I guess you can never judge to early. At least what Klefki lacks in....a lot...he makes up for with priority support moves and a hilarious dex entry. 

"These key collectors threaten any attackers by fiercely jingling their keys at them."

 Well gee, that has to work splendidly....then again, what would want to eat this thing?

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8 years ago

Aron would probably eat it xD

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8 years ago

Or maybe it's steel is really just a shell to hide some fleshy fairy-thing underneath....other than that I could totally see these things getting snatched by an Aggron by floating around too carelessly...and Arons could knock them down with a well-aimed slap of mud. 

I think about the food chain far too much then I should regarding the Pokemon world considering predators are totally canon no matter how much 'ALL POKEMON EAT ONLY BERRIES AND DESERTS' crap gets thrown in. 

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8 years ago

I think about the food chain on Pokemon every now and then lol

I believe there is a dex entry somewhere that states that Magikarp was the preferred food of something.

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8 years ago

There's a few references to how Pokemon get eaten, but none on Magikarp...if you can believe the anime then Magikarp are in fact eaten commonly. 

I'd imagine that most fishy water-types get eaten and that sea-food is probably the main source of meat. There probably isn't any bacon thanks to how every pig in that world is either A.) Able to expel fire and is probably burnt before cooking even starts, B.) Lives in very cold climates and thus isn't exactly in the perfect area for it, or C.) Are incredibly smart psychics capable of mind-control. Tauros and Miltank are definitely eaten as burgers and steak and others, Miltank used for milk is also entirely canon. Common birds like Pidgey and Ducklett could totally be eaten, though Farfetch'd is confirmed to be extinct due to this. 

I'd also like to imagine that trainers particular to the grass-type swear off berries and plants for the sole fact that they resemble their friends, same goes for Pumpkaboo and it's respected vegetable. So reverse vegetarians. 

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Oh wow. You have put a lot of thought into this xD

And I do remember there was something about...er Fearow or another one of the gen 1 birds having something about eating Magikarps in the guide.

Now I'm wondering about the Pokemon that are humanish..or the ones that can talk telepathically...

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

IIRC everything that can get its mouth on it will eat a Slowpoke Tail. It's implied that this is a bad thing, but they never seem to mind. Due to theories, I assume they grow back, but it's still a villainous thing for Team Rocket to do, because that's the closest the Pokemon World has had to a serious crime in forever.

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8 years ago

If you don't count getting rid of the ocean/land, rebooting the universe, stripping the human race from Pokemon/ brainwashing the masses, and either killing literally everyone/making literally everyone immortal as serious crimes, then yep. 

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

The red and blue teams have no idea what they're doing. They're cults merely dedicated to the primordial beasts they worship just because. The masses of pokeworld are already brainwashed. Brainwashing them some more is just going to make them double-brainwashed. And they were all stopped. Rocket may have been stupid, but at least they actually pulled off something resembling heinous.

POKEMON IS A POST-APOCALYPSE UTOPIA

8 years ago

Pokemon used to eat each other back when they fully emulated animals, but once they went Full-Singularity, they began to synthesize proteins out of inorganic materials. Notice how Magnemites have the same eyes as Unown, and Unown is the oldest known pokemon? Unowns are large, self-perpetuating life-forms that are like nanobots, which were set loose and slowly took over all of nature, and magnemites were probably a clunky, early prototype. The Gigasses are ancient robots that used to be guardians before tiny robot technology was invented. Pokemon were once regular animals, but once augmented by micromachines with the desire to serve humans, became domesticatable, virtually indestructible beings, some combining together into super-animals and combination-animals, others coming back from extinction, and others still amalgamating with space and time itself, to the point where they could command nature. And also Space and Time.

You can tell that people don't treat pokemon like actual pets. The people in the Pokemon world trade their named "friends" for other animals that they would rather own. Hell, they battle them all the time and it's considered no big deal. Gruelling training, according to pokemon masters, looks like you've built a strong friendship, when really you've just been running around in the woods telling your pet to beat forest animals to death. "Loving" pokemon is likenable to loving an item rather than a creature... Which makes it all the more interesting that a pokemon's happiness can be increased most easily by winning fights. In other words, it's happy that it's served its purpose. Now, let's have a comparezy here:

Pokemon people say "You have a strong bond with your pokemon!" if you use them often, not necessarily if you have any genuine relationship-developing moments with them.

Any interaction you have with a video game, say, Dark Souls or something like that, might not be very friendly, but if you spend a long enough time playing it that you've become considerably accomplished in the game, or "Strong", one might say you have a strong bond with Dark Souls.

Everyone loves their pokemon, but you're free to trade them away for ones you think might be better.

Don't you do the same thing with video games and shit? You regard them as more of technology than a genuine friend, so you can trade them away.

Pokemon live to fulfill their owner's purpose for them.

Aside from the occassional cartoon-story where a Pokemon spends the episode trying to get an unattainable food or something for teh comediez, Pokemon have no personal impetus. No goals in life beyond making their owner happy, and they're happy about that. Pokemon start to act like their owners! When have you ever seen a pokemon in love (IN CANON. LINK TO DEVIANTART AND I WILL COMMIT A MURDER.) aside from the ones Brock owned? They're trying to emulate their owners so they can empathize with them. Pikachu and Ash are much the same, optimistic and ready to take on the world, even if they're obviously shitter than the creature they're competing with. (Have you SEEN Pikachu's base stats? Clearly the worst of the available starters in Pokemon Go, at least!) It's almost as if they're... *Gasp* Programmed to serve...

Not to mention, the very happy and nonchalant nature of the Pokemon world itself... People have no problem letting a 10-year-old keep ANY ANIMAL THEY FIND IN THE WILD as a pet. Even if it's a potential WMD. Last I checked, Lugia was a tornado-stirring whalebird that lives in the ocean because VIBRATING ITS WINGS THE WRONG WAY IS STRONG ENOUGH TO LEVEL BUILDINGS AND CAUSE NATURAL DISASTERS. It's no problem to talk to any old stranger, give gifts out to random people, or let your child go off on years-long journeys across regional borders.

And the entire method of conflict resolution is nothing but Pokemon Battling. Nobody uses any other method of combat. The rough counterpart equivalent of the mafia did a HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF A RADIO TOWER, and NOT A SINGLE HUMAN BEING WAS INJURED. The badass Final Four Dragon guy interrogated bad guys not by hurting them, but by beating the shit out of their pokemon. The level of crime is stupid. All the antagonistic teams are horrendously misinformed and short-sighted. Your rival has no idea what's wrong with his training methods even after you beat him several hundred times. (I've taken to calling him "Ryder" cuz he misses the point so goddamn much.) You rarely see any real weapons that aren't being taught for martial arts and other cultural purposes. So, what the fuck happened to those?

The population is extraordinarily small, for a game that's supposed to be covering entire cities and countries, you're not actually seeing that many people... And those people, for the most part, all have one routine, and they all do everything they want. Nobody in the pokemon world hates their job. (Sure, some people are having a bad day when you talk to them, but it's like having one of those "Cute" fights with your girlfriend or something. A collection of minor annoyances and analytically insubstantial.) Everyone fits in somewhere. I don't think there's a single homeless person in the streets of any city in all of Pokeland.

What I think happened, was that Pokemon was our world thousands of years ago, but during an arms race or something, somebody made nanobots and started a technological singularity that rewired brains and genetics (Hence all the unnatural hair colors, whole groups of people looking the same, everyone magically ending up doing the job that they like doing.) There was an apocalypse, all of nature broke down and became PokeNature, and after everyone came out of their vaults and shit, there were extremely low populations, but supertechnology, so people built tiny cities in the middle of immaculate forests and wildlife.

Technically, Pokemon don't need to eat, so there is no cohesive food chain. If a Pokemon eats, it'll eat what it thinks it should be eating since it looks like the type of animal that would eat this kind of other animal. Hell, humans don't need to eat. The protagonist almost never eats or sleeps in any of the games, ever.

POKEMON IS A POST-APOCALYPSE UTOPIA

8 years ago

I give this a +1

POKEMON IS A POST-APOCALYPSE UTOPIA

8 years ago

Same here.

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

GEN 1 HAD A FUCKING POKEBALL. IN THE GAME WHERE POKEBALLS WERE ONLY JUST BEING INTRODUCED AS A THING. YOU THINK THAT SHIT DIDN'T COME INTO EXISTENCE BECAUSE OF HUMANS!? WE'VE ALREADY HIT THE LOWEST POINT WE CAN GO. FUCK'S SAKE. VANILLITE AND KLEFKI ARE FUCKING ARTISTIC MIRACLES NEXT TO A FUCKING ROCK WITH ARMS ON.

Klefki is not a regular animal. Klefki is

1: Fairy-type, so we can only assume that he's science-defying as fuck. He could have evolved over several generations of fairy shapeshifting until they found the best way to steal shiny things from humans.

2: Steel-type, so it's made of steel. So how the fuck is that living? Why weren't you questioning this shit when there was a fucking worm made out of rocks, huh?

Think of Klefki not as an animal but as an anomaly. A semi-sentient object from The Zone with a compulsion to collect shiny things and a shape that is conducive to doing so. A possessed steel object that obeys no euclidean geometry and is a product of otherworldly forces. Klefki is a fourth-dimensional being, a Non-Newtonian devourer of keys and science. Klefki is closer to being Cthulhu than Lugia is, and Lugia is a potentially world-destroying beast that rests at the bottom of the ocean waiting for its time to rise. He is more Azathoth than Arceus, the creator god who rests after throwing up the world and its inhabitants...

Granted, it's part of my headcanon that ALL pokemon were manufactured by humans, but that isn't to say Klefki isn't just as natural as the rest of them.

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

True. xD

Meh. I don't really care about my Pokemon's looks much to be honest. I'm the type that, using the repeated application of wings, manages to somehow max out my Pokemon's base stats...

I also have about 75% of all available shinies....I question my life...

Regarding The New Pokedex.....

8 years ago

Anyone have a link?