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*I'm curious how everyone sees the mods/admins of the site. I was only recently notified that Seth isn't listed as a mod anymore.

I imagine the mod team as a body.

Seth was the tits of that body; perky and slightly off-round but good looking and slightly on the smaller side but still jiggly.

3J is the male g-spot of the mod team; feel-good and always right, but strictly forbidden to casuals - better be serious to get that far up.

End is the clit of the mod team; sensational, orgasmic, synergystic, photosynthetic, and all the other good stuff a clit mod is.

Killa is the ears of the mod team; you whisper sweet nothings into him and then he doesn't reply or show any signs of noticing - but you and him both know you both noticed.

Nate is the thighs of the mod team; thicc, hairy, enveloped in super-tight fishnets. The kind of legs you'd use as a back scratcher. Useful and fuzzy.

Berka is the beauty mark of the mod team; noticable, unique, oddly placed right on the forehead in an awkward asymmetrical spot, distracting without hair over him.

Madglee is the brain; unseen and under many layers of flesh and bone - rarely seen and goes relatively unnoticed because everyone just knows he's there cause he's always been there.

chocobot is a friendship bracelet that used to mean stuff in 3rd grade but is probably lost under the floorboards collecting obscene amounts of dust.

march is the wristwatch of the mod team; only useful when phones or other alternatives to telling time aren't available - but he's always there, ticking away.

alexp is the penis of the mod team*; constantly guiding the body everywhere, massive influence on all decisions and permanently attached as a limb. However the mod team body grows old, so it's hard to get him up. Once he's up he's hard-coded; noticable, full of life, and pokes and prods everything around him having affects on all things. Gets shit done.

Together they make a super-smart 60 year old futa with hairy legs and a knack for influence. At least that's how I see it. How do you all see the mods/admins?

*pls don't ban me! free speech! it's 3AM! uhh - I'm intoxicated! TBF this kind of thread can only be made at 3AM.

Edit: I'm uhh...gonna go work on that chaos contest entry now...quietly...

Interesting logic. So who was Kiel? Please, I need to know. :)

I think it's more that Seth was the right breast and Kiel the left one that ultimately turned out to contain a tumor and then the site had a double mastectomy just to be safe.

Or maybe Kiel is just the flirty bikini the breasts put on, that later caused an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction so that they make sure to stay really well hidden now.

Your tumor one was better.

I am not as skilled as Ford at coming up with multiple ways to compare people to titties that early in the morning OK.

I think Kiel's a little more like the Prostate of the Mod Team. He had some good times, and he's always checked out by doctors, but eventually 3J pointed out that we were shitting blood and we should probably stop letting him draw us toward elephant trunks. And thusly, he blew up and took his testicles with him.

Ew. Most disturbing haha!