I, in my own stupidity, have failed to finish a storygame for Corgi's recent contest. It seems that it now entails me to be relocated to a so-called, "pit of shame". Pray tell, what new adventures await me in this dreary dump of disapprobation? Am I seeing banishment in the near future? Perhaps a quick whip to the buttocks with mama's wooden spoon and I shall be on my merry way? But no, I fear something far more sinister awaits me. So, in my discomfort, I get down on my knees and ask, "Do you guys offer a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card for Noobs?"