People around here generally hate apple products, so you won't get much sympathy. When you say you broke the keyboard though are you talking about some external keyboard or the one that pops up on screen. If its the virtual one and its fucking up either the ipad itself is fucked or you accidentally turned on some option to make it act weird. (Happens) I guess you could turn the ipad off and restart it and see if that works.
Another solution is to buy an external keyboard to plug into the laptop and use that.
The other suggestion is stop beating up your keyboards so hard, this isn't a self abuse contest.