Our dear friend and fellow CYStian Malkalack has passed away at Castle Anthrax, Canada reportedly due to sudden cardiac death via plaque rupture. His last words that we know of will be preserved here in this memorium thread for the beloved capybara and man.
Local police and medical personel reported his death a few hours later. Police have managed to arrest 150 lonely young blonde and burnette women all between the ages of 17.5 and 19.5 who are believed to be involved with the death of the esteemed community member. Given they are in canada, no other crimes had been committed recently and so the trial was of exceptional expediency. Without any legal protection, except being in canada, they are likely to face community service by jury. In turn, the life expectancy of men is predicted to go down should the community be serviced for too long. The all male and lesbian jury is still out on whether to reduce or extend this sentencing but we'll be hearing the verdict by mid-morning tomorrow.
In the following weekend let us all remember Malk for who he was and how he touched our lives. If you have anything you'd like to say about our good friend, please share with the community. Let us celebrate the life he lived and grieve together this terrible loss.
Rest in peace, Malk.
