"Everywhere is within walking distance - if you have the time."
- Steve Wright
"Life is like a poker game. If you don't win, you lose."
- Garfield the Cat
i realize this one may not be what you are looking for, but its one of my favorite quotes:
"Nothing is more desirable than to be released from an affliction, but nothing is more frightening than to be divested of a crutch. "James Baldwin
also, for the humorous side:
"I'll owe you $50 bucks on account. On account of I don't know why i owe it to you." Lou Costello.
ratt actually used that in their song "round and round". but id say its much older than that lol
"Why should people pay good money to go out and see bad films when they can stay home and see bad television for nothing? "
- Samuel Goldwyn
Knowlegde is not complete with the wisdom to know how to use it
"a clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory."
"All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand."
ps. anyone else notice how this went from Quote of the day to Quotes of the day? lol
"Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise." King Solomon, Proverbs 20:1 (Thought I'd be a little controversial today)
(f-word is in white, highlight it to see it.)
"I want to change the world with my music, because the world needs a big kick in the ass."
"I'm not gonna say anything inspirational, i'm just gonna fucking cuss a lot."
both by Billie joe armstrong from green day.
Oh, I've got a quote I'd love to say, but I think I'd get in trouble. . .
"I've Decomposed, and my gut's gettin' fat. Oh my god, i'm turning out like my Dad."-from green Day song: The Grouch
"I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific."
- Lily Tomlin
lily tomlin is great.
Holy Kleenex Batman. He was right under our nose and we blew it!" Robin