Ooooo, I have been waiting for this moment for a long time. Buckle up, kiddos, it's story time! (A short one, I'd admit, but still)
When I was around nine years old, I had a lot of friends who were playing Fortnite, and I wanted to see what all the hype surrounding it was about. When I went to sign up, I had grand delusions that I would immediately win every match and be known as a harbinger of death everywhere I went. However, all the different spellings of "Inascapeable Death" were taken, so I was forced to use "UnscapeableDeath." And, since that was my first username, I took a liking to it, and haven't changed it since. (Except for one time, but that doesn't really count in my opinion.)