Kill Aman’s Mustache!

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/kill-aman's-mustache

Do you have what it takes to survive the Wrath of Aman's Mustach of Doom?

A puzzle game to rival Jurassic Fairview Park in difficulty (well, maybe not quite that hard)… But a parody of the Kill Dr. Lucky Forum Game, Briar_Rose’s Assassiny ways, crappy games everywhere, and of course the great Mustache War of 1812 between Aman and BZ.

Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas?

Find Out Now, In: Kill Aman’s Mustache!

I am all those things and more... Except technically I'm woman enough to wear a fake mustache. If I was a man I wouldn't need one. I'd have my very own assassin mustache. It would sneak into peoples rooms and choke them in the dead of night 

Well, that is just disturbing...

Yet so perfect! lol

It looks like we're chatting over tea or something   o_O

You look jealous of my mustache.

Aman - "hey! Mustache is up here buddy!"

I'm totally scoping your chest hair.

That's a bit more creepy. And.... no, I will not regress into talking about chest hair.

Hey, it's your picture, not mine LOL!

Do you normally bring a mallett when chatting with people? XD

It's part of my ensemble.

I'm going to do a quick edit - sorry if it zaps any saved games...

OK done - it is now 3% harder to solve than before  ^-^

ARGH!  I'm down to the doors and the winter garden HALP! >.<

Btw I am totally going to tug that ribbon off of Briar when I get the chance.

If someone gave away an answer to this game, it would make it less enjoyable. Press every link, use everyitem, and you may defeat my minions.

And no stealing the ribbon - you got to earn it by reaching the right ending (or at least cheating like a bastard) ...

I got three endings to choose from, is that normal? Also, I took Briar's profile badge! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Thats weird taking advantage of a bug i found managed to bring the map to the search somewhere else page.link couldnt be clickable though

That is weird, but it shouldn't break the game, so I'm not too worried...

Wow - the game has around 350 plays, but only finished 9 times... Is it really that hard? Should I change the Difficulty level to an 8?

Or is it that people just don't get it right off the bat and close it (though you'd think they'd want to at least give it a shit rating first).

Wierd.

Probably no one really wants to waste their time trying to beat it. 

Yeah, you may be right...

If ever I get my own trophy though, everyone that finishes it will get one!

No will ever get a lower score then mine.

Do you need to watch the first video to continue? I am at school so I cant see it.

Click all links, the vids mean nothing except references to certain posts.

I sure am an asshole, aren't I? Like I said, click all links. The game isn't fun when you reveal exactly what you need to do. If you really need help, pm BZ or I.

Well dont I feel like a dumbass lol.

I also don't get it. After I played (and seemed to finish it...) it still shows it has been finished 9 times (only).

So, I was not really finished at all?

Hey berkazerka, how do you beat the final boss. You don't need to tell me, but I would like to know and does beating the boss require certain items?

Sent ya some hints via PM  =)

Thanks. Really fun game btw!

"Are you clever enough to outwit a Penguin with a mallet? Are you man enough to wear a phony mustache? Are you Anime enough to put on a Pikachu suit and head to Vegas?"

--Yes, Yes, and YEEEES!

but, how to get the highest score? I only got 7000+.

That's a secret.

Is now rated 8/8

The Glories of your Awesome Stache know no bounds!

(All the more for me to loath and despise)

Is there a game about penguins with mallet? or just penguins? or just mallet....

I actually started writing a story about a Stuffed Penguin Toy...

wow that's cute. already published?

No and its now way on the backburner, but you can sneak peak it here -

http://chooseyourstory.com/story/a-penguin's-fairy-tale

you know what? looking at our avatars, it looks like i'm taking a picture of you, and you are just you with your smile and cute mallet pose.....

Hey, yeah. LOL! 

Hey look everyone! Aman finally has an evil cult follower in the Comments Section  ;)

"Evil Ending of Mustachy Doom"

What is this??? this isn't the Aman ending, right?

Yeah, that's the Aman Ending. Chock full O' Evil it is.

Note the Evil Negative Number in the Score... That's how you can tell it's EVIL (that and the goatee anyway)  ;)>

Negatives are really so EVIL. >:D

checking by the scores, it seems like only a few selected that DOOMED ENDING...

I expect you to follow through with your promise BZ.

Yesh Mashter! *shuffle shuffle * foot drag.

you'll be one of Aman's minions??

Well, I felt sorry for him, so untill the sun goes down, I'm wearing my official "Hunchback Jr" minion costume to help cheer him up.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

I'll see what I can do haha!

unleash the power of photoshop!!

Actually it's paint, at least for what I do. I don't know if BZ does cheap art work as well.

let's see what Berk can show us.

how cheap could his art go?

So cheep that I swipe it off the Internet haha!

Well, I have to admit, it was fun being a Minion of Aman’s Evil Mustache Cult for a day (I never realized they had such a sweet dental plan too).

So anyway, I showed up with my evil minion Game Face on.
 

Of course you have to have a Stache to get in. I was prepared of course.
 

Henchmaning can be fun!

Things may have gotten a little out of hand here…
 

Yep, I was right haha!
 

So there you have it. Good times. Good times.

LOL!

Will there be a day that Aman will be Berk's minion?

Nope. I don't make stupid promises. 

Yeah, he's the heartless one of the two of us   

Yep, I love editing a work, and adding in errors, instead of correcting them. It's the best.

so, do you find any room for errors in Berk's pictures? I see that there's only ONE picture wherein Berk is wearing a 'stache...

The day wasn't as fun for him as he says. 

so it's all a lie!

Oh brother - brace yourself for more of Aman's silly Propaganda...

if it involves more storygames, then we're all excited! :P

BZ after the day ended.

Well yes, but that's only because the Police took away my chainsaw!  :(

and your sumo wrestler wig?

No, that was "accidently" lit on fire, when we burned the orphanage down...

That was fun. ^=^

O.o

I missed alot while I was gone xD.

What's next, burn Simplesabley at the stake? :P

HA, yeah, a whole new site joke erupted a month or so back about my mustache. And now we have a whole war going on about it.

I'll tell BZ about the possible venture. It would be tottaly awesome.

Oh my xD. The things that happen when I'm gone :P

MWHAHAHAHA!!! Blob is on my side!

Yeah, I saw that haha!

I'l never join you Aman,NEVEER!

Im with the Anti Mustache Brigade.

WooHoo!!

Do you think we need an official mustache war thread?

I don't know, I sort of like small skirmishes popping up here and there in random threads  ^-^

DOWN WITH THE MUSTACHE TYRANT!!!

Oops, sorry, I don't know where that just came from...

Maybe someone could start a forum game where the mustach minions and the anti stache people.The host could make a map and if someone meets somebody else they will rant against each other to defeat each other.

The stache team is ridiculously small. We are overpowering, tis true, but to have a forum game, we'd need to keep the realism in the game, by giving us more power.

But you had a negative score... I'm confused....

Good job blob on infiltrating their evil ranks. just avoid blasphemy.

He must have been swayed momentarily by the Dark Side of the Stache...

The stache has no white side.

I know your evil plan!

You want me to trust blob so he can act as a double agent and back-stab me at the most opportune time!

You know what... you can have blob. Yeah, blob is on your side. No take backs.

Hehehe....  ;)

You just gave away your most valuable ally. He knows the rules.

Good thing I don't play by them then   ^-^

But we can call you on them. ^=^ 

Is anyone intersted in a game like this.And if so which side would you join.

I'm interested, but in playing, not running - unless running amok counts.

But really, we should create a thread in the Forum Game section to find out (as the focus of this thread still needs to be the Kill Aman's Mustache game - even though Aman has already shamelessly derailed the heck out of it.)   ;)

He's known for derailing threads anyway. 

Hehehehehehehehe.

Even that laugh is considered a thread-derailer. XD

but hey, I chose Briar_Rose's ending, but I'm one of your minions. maybe blob just wants to have a longer ending that's why he chose the Aman ending.

I have failed in my quest to kill Aman's mustache. I got stuck :/

Hey, you finished it, but didn't leave a comment. That bad eh?  ;)

Heh, I was tired from killing Aman's mustache. It's no easy work you know?

Truth is, I don't usually leave a comment on storygames. Because I'm a lazy asshole like that. I might go back and re-finish the game just to leave a stache-insulting comment though :)

That's OK, I was just curious  ^-^

Down with the mustache!

(God dammit, I was like under 100 points from beating Berka's score)

Still not close to the absolute value of my score. :)

And, why would you ever want to hurt my mustache? :(

Hi all - I'm going to take Kill Aman's Mustache down tomorrow to do a small update and make some of the vidoes compatable with IE 10.

Right now, all the videos work with IE9, but 3 of them come back with a 'video too small' error in IE 10. And since I just upgraded to IE 10, well...

Anyway - sorry to anyone with a Saved Game that gets deleted by the update.

MWHahahahah, all that effort, destroyed!

I wish I could reach into the computer and rip out your mustache Aman.

Nice to see you too blob. :P

Nice tio see your radiation infested mustache too Aman.

You already said your greeting, yah can't have two greetings. God blob, learn basic manners. :P

When did I say 2 greetings.

The 'I wish to rip out your mustache' one. It's a normal greeting in CYs at this day and age. 

Really?

Could that be the greeting for the anti mustache/penguin

Pretty sure it is. 

"May your mustache whither like a vine in the dust" - yep, it's an old Inuit greeting, which is odd if you think about it - What would an eskimo know about vines or dust?

Their envy for my mustache is so great it breaks through their mortal brains.

BZ you should also change the difficulty to 8

Yeah, I'll concider upping the dificulty a bit...

Honestly it's not that hard lol.

Once you get past the first loop sequence it's pretty straight forward.

I'm inclined to agree, but it's been played a few hundred times now and only finished like 20, so I'll split the difference and raise it from 6 to 7   ^-^

Actually, it was more like 1500 times with only 20 finishes... so, yeah   ;)

Taking it down now for the updates...

Back up and loaded with new mp3 audio files - good luck all...    ^_^

So, did Drakilian ever finish the game? Enquiring Penguins want to know  ^v^

Heh, never got around to it, i'd just finished exploring the entire house and then I saved and logged off, never continued it (Though I still have the old save)

I'll have to finish it one of these days though.

Oh, I just wondered  :)

Good luck with it if you ever do manage to finish - and be sure to post a comment when you do ;)

Pikachu suit - Check

Vegas - Check

Smarter than a Penguin with a mallet - maybe outside the advance editor

Phony mustache - error

Guess I won't be able to play =O

Man, we haven't had any mustache jokes occurring in a while... 

I still cant get past the fucking hamsters so i gave up.

I have every item from every room 

Never figured out what to do at the hamsters then I get killed by the cricket. So ya Im done...

Just use your cross after the cricket death scene ;)

? it doesn't allow me it takes away my inventory and gives me "end game leave comments"

PM'd ya :)

finally beat it. GRRR!!! lol

Yah cheater. 

Took me sssoooooo long to beat this game without cheating.

No one will ever get a lower score then mine though. ^_^

Hehehe, reincarnated into hamster Nirvana...

Can I have a hint? I can't get past the first few pages. (closet-wormhole cycle) I'm probably missing something really obvious and I feel immensely stupid...

^_^

An emoticon! Analyzing it for a hidden meaning right now!.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

.....Wait, was that a hint?....