The Penguinite Faction
This transdimensional faction, led by the nigh-immortal Silas Schock, was among the most peaceful, but swiftly became one of the more belligerent factions after the vile Oinkman and the evil strawberry pudding ignited the fiery passion in Silas's heart. Silas, the great Sentinel Penguin, commanded a spectacular air-force, and had contracted 2 Elder Gods, the Cthulhu, and Hastur to fight with him. He had the power of the Thu'um in his voice, and could shout dovahzuul with zest and zeal.
There was mutual anger radiating from both sides of the Oinkman War after an epic duel was hosted. Silas was put on Oinkman's list, and Silas refused to be intimidated. A skirmish or two took place, people sought after highly valuable and powerful artifacts of the old wars, but after 4 or so actual fatalities, Silas's many allies left, and the others began to slowly agree that there were better ways to solve this.
After months of a secret conflict, full of back-and-forth insults and a total of 5,000 spy killings, a cold war brewed, all the way into the beginning of the pudding wars.
The pudding wars were arguably one of the bloodiest in history, they were fought over the course of many millenia, but only for a few months was the true pudding war actually fought on CYStian soil. Sporks, since the beginning of time, were killing pudding for its evil, and pudding, since the beginning of time, was killing sporks for not letting it murder everyone. Leaders of the CYStian pudding regime varied, the most prominent maker being Madhatter'sdaughter, and the most powerful general being Ford. Other members of both factions came and went, but many battles, causing millions of casualties, were fought across the forums mainly by Ford and the Sentinel Penguin, until eventually, the two hung up their swords and began mending the scars they wrought across the planet with their warfare, letting the two incredibly overpowered forces fight their own war across the galaxy, and pretty much fix all the destruction left behind. In fact, that's kind of the new faction, the war clean-up comittee...
For the time that Silas wielded a spork, it seriously wouldn't matter what his faction actually had, because seriously, he could have spork'd half the planet to death in an few days, if sporks were evil.
But here's the synopsis of what his faction has, before and after he wielded a spork:
Superhuman Penguinite soldiers, and a lot of them.
Modern-grade weaponry, and then some.
Hardcore bio-weapons, the kidney squids, giant lethal launchable parasites that cause a slow, painful death.
Various creative explosives.
An epic air-force, hosted by his heavily armed and armored mothership, the Sentinel.
Hundreds of repurposed Bob and TSR fake accounts, for slave labor.
Cthulhu and the king in Yellow
Silas himself had his healing ability, (although he could not regenerate back from death, like he can in other things) and all the incredible physical strength, speed, and endurance that came with it. He has been known to dragon-shout, and use experimental weaponry.
