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Remember my story "Life Sucks" from a few months ago? Well I'm making a sequel to it, called Life Still Sucks, and it will be inspired by the Hangover trilogy and movies from the stoner-comedy genre.

This story continues from the best ending (Either variation of it), but rather than having a happy life with your family, your wife divorces you, and your son hates you. So now your character is staying at his friends, Chad and Damien's house, and they all go on strange adventures. When published, this game will be updated every few weeks with new additions to it. This will also be VERY offensive, having a lot of cussing, a lot of violence, and a lot of sex talk, so it would most likely get a rating even worse than R. Oh, and @Malkalack will be co-authoring it.

Here's the first page, just to give you guys a sense of what the story will be like:

The moment that whore of a wife said "I'm leaving you" you were outraged. You took her grandmother's vase and threw at the wall like a FUCKING BOSS! She retaliated by giving you a nice FALCON PUNCH to the balls! Due to your tiny dick size, it was a little hard to hit them exactly, but your wife had pinpoint accuracy.  By this time your son, John has come down and calls you a "Fucking fagot". You show that little prick who's boss by giving him a nice sock to the face. Oh, what a lovely demented family you have.

Anyway, after that, your wife calls the cops and sends you to jail. You quickly bribe the luckily corrupted cop and he let's you go. From here, you have two options: Go to your former home and kill your family, or go see if your buddies, Chad and Damien will let you live with them in their two story house.

SCORE is 0.

Show your family of traitorous mother fuckers the error of their ways.

Nah, let's go down to Chad and Damien's. You won't do that to the assholes.

So, what do you guys think?

This looks like a wannabe Endmaster wrote it.

# @SpartacustheGreat

# @Spartacusthegreat

Do this. You have my blessing.

But make it long and interesting.

Un-coauthored Malk. He said that he barely has time for his own stories, and I completely understand.

Finally got to re-writing the story. Here's the page for "Show your family of traitorous motherfuckers the error of their ways." Here it is (This page show a lot of violence and there's lesbo sex!):

You strap on your Barbie helmet, grab your duffel bag of painful (Yet ever so fun) tools and climb on your bike, Yellow Fury, and ride down to your former home. Along the way, you fall of the bike and face plant onto the concrete, breaking your nose and bruising your face. You climb back on, more furious than you were, and pull up in the driveway. The place seems more cheerful, probably a result of your absence, but you'll turn that around in a minute.

You walk into the home, and look for your wife. She's not in the living room, the kitchen (Where she belongs), or the bathroom. But then go upstairs, where you here the sounds of sex... Running into your former room, and see that your wife is engaging in hot lesbian sex with your sister!

You stand, aroused, for a full minute, watching them fist, finger, and fuck, before your wife notices you, and screams. Taking the baseball bat from your bag, you smash her skull in, and tie her up on the bed. Your sister is screaming, blood and brain matter splattered on her face. Quickly, you hit her with the bat, and tie her up, too.

Time to begin experimentation...

A few hours of bloody experiments later...

Cleaning the gore off your apron, you stuff the intestines of your wife and sister into a Ziploc plastic bag, zip it, and then shove into the duffel bag. You then hear the door open. Startled at first, you think of a hiding place, but then you hear "Mom! I'm home!" and find that it's just your retarded son, returning from school. Time to show that fucker not to call you a fag.

You run downstairs, naked, with the intestines of your wife and sister all over your body, holding a weed cutter. Screaming, your son runs away, only to run into the door, breaking his nose. As he begins to cry, you bring the weed cutter down onto his skull, making blood, skull fragments, and then brain matter fly onto your body. A chunk of your son's brain ends up on your mouth, where you devour it. Mmm, chewy...

With your massacre finally over, you wash up, take a shower, pack your things, and then prepare to leave for Chad and Damien's... But wait, you can leave the bodies there, someone will come by and find them, and they'll eventually race it back to you! And then you decide you should burn the house down, it's a quick and easy way to destroy the evidence. So, what should you do?

What do you all think?

Decided to completely reform the game. It's now a prequel to Life Sucks, and the character Damien has been removed.

I don't care.

Then why didn't you unwatch the thread after you posted?

To show how much I truly don't care by caring.

Eh, go to Hell # @SpartacustheGreat .

Bump

I actually wrote some of the new first page! It's not done yet, and I need to fix some mistakes, but I'll share what I have for now:

"Fuck! This little bastard won't come out!" The doctor screams, attempting to pull your tiny head out of your mother's... What's it called? Anyway, his breath smells of an unsavory substance, and from what you can gather, he has seen better days. The doctor pulls you out and wraps you in a towel, which soon turns red. Your eyes water at the stench of the doctor's breath and body odor, and you begin to cry. "Ah, shut up you little fuckface." He says handing you to your mother.

"Oh, he's so adorable..." She says, smiling. You stop wailing for a minute and smile at her.

22 years later...

"Go get a job, you fuckface!" Your mother yells at you, clearly too busy watching Oprah and drinking Diet Coke to actually look at you. "Bitch." You murmur to yourself, before going to the newspaper and looking at the job listings.