hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word
"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest
Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566
If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god,
and of the goddess Ninsun.
A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.
Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."
-- Dies Irae
Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.
this is so fucking stupid
Recent PostsSite updates 2022 on 5/6/2022 8:03:09 PM
Great work Tony! We will be unstoppable once we finally reach the technology of the year 2000.
Black, Female or Gay? on 5/6/2022 12:41:16 PM
Resident China simp, please report in on 5/2/2022 1:08:22 AM
betaband is a gay retard who can't defend his murderous politics
Red Storm Rising! on 5/1/2022 4:38:33 PM
Can someone run this motherfucker over again?
Resident China simp, please report in on 4/26/2022 3:43:54 PM
Yeah because they used to live under a psychotic dictator who did the Holocaust to the whole population, and now they live under one who does the Holocaust to a smaller part of the population.
Resident China simp, please report in on 4/25/2022 11:02:25 PM
damn that's crazy that living in Actually 1984 would work out poorly for them.
If they're Chinese I sort of feel bad for them because they were born there / have family ties and can't really leave, but if they're white kids they should be thrown directly into a wood chipper tbh fam
Retarded Musings on 4/20/2022 7:37:40 PM
Butt pirate is a neglected classic
Swift's issues with governance. on 4/15/2022 2:16:40 PM
another guy known to the FBI goes berserk and commits a mass shooting, crazy how the Glowing Ones are always coincidentally involved in events that make everyone more paranoid and insane
Popular Video Games Are Boring on 4/5/2022 3:19:36 PM
Elden Ring just came out, this is not the time to be pessimistic about the future of AAA games
The CYS Political Chart on 2/7/2022 3:37:40 PM