hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word
"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest
Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566
If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god,
and of the goddess Ninsun.
A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.
Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."
-- Dies Irae
Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.
this is so fucking stupid
Recent PostsCYS History (THE TRUTH) on 11/21/2023 2:05:21 AM
Remember when Ebon thought his comeback and victory would be recorded in the sacred annals
What a gay retard
Looking for friends/Saying hello on 11/20/2023 10:34:08 PM
Hello Ford, I am interested in your friendship. You don't seem like the kind of person who DMs people terrible things on Discord
Israel-Hamas War (Again) on 10/21/2023 1:29:31 AM
Steve was also the only secular member of that bunch. He truly was the Syrian Arab Republic of his day
Thunderdome 8: Ace vs Dark on 10/17/2023 5:47:59 PM
@MrAce321 you're fat
Thunderdome 8: Ace vs Dark on 10/16/2023 3:16:02 AM
I vote for A (-salaam alaykum)
"Failed" is one syllable on 10/11/2023 4:02:50 PM
Failed is one syllable with a diphthong (a "two-sound") resulting as a glide from the 'a' to the 'i' and one smooth pronunciation.
Vial is ordinarily considered to be two syllables, but in some English accents it becomes one syllable through a process called monopthongization, where a smooth glide between two vowel sounds becomes one vowel sound. As read, vial ought to be read viy-al, but most English speakers pronounce this sound as a monopthong (a "one-sound") and it becomes "vile".
New here from blogging CYOA on Medium on 10/7/2023 2:46:19 PM
Have you read The Difference Engine by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling? I feel like everyone who is into steampunk should be forced to read it
WE ARE ALL GAY AND DEAD on 10/4/2023 8:34:03 PM
Nothing changed for you either except for the fact that when you eat your mom's pussy you like it now instead of feeling guilty
WE ARE ALL GAY AND DEAD on 10/4/2023 2:22:33 PM
Is anyone NOT playing BG3? on 9/28/2023 10:50:15 PM
Genuinely less respectable than blasting rope to Huniepop for hours