hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

3/14/2020

Last Activity

5/25/2022 9:08 AM

EXP Points

5,935

Post Count

407

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

3 wins / 6 losses

Order

Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

173

"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god, 

and of the goddess Ninsun. 

 

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points You're an inspiration to Capybaras everywhere. Also your writing’s better than ever. Not only just an inspiration to capybaras, but humans as well. Standard-bearer. For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings

Storygames

CYBERMONKEY

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 


WARCHIMP
HIGH OCTANE ALL CAPS PRIMATE MADNESS From the creator of CYBERMONKEY, the genre defining cult classic that got the author EXCOMMUNICATED from the IFDB! Entered into EndMaster's 2021 Manifest Destiny contest in the last moments before the bombs fell.

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.


A Man Flayed
unpublished

APEPROPHECY
unpublished

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.


Brothers of the Breaking Dawn
unpublished


Slayer of Men
unpublished


Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze
unpublished

Turd Midas
unpublished

this is so fucking stupid


Whom the Gods Would Destroy
unpublished


Recent Posts

Site updates 2022 on 5/6/2022 8:03:09 PM

Great work Tony! We will be unstoppable once we finally reach the technology of the year 2000. 


Black, Female or Gay? on 5/6/2022 12:41:16 PM

C'mon now 


Resident China simp, please report in on 5/2/2022 1:08:22 AM

betaband is a gay retard who can't defend his murderous politics 


Red Storm Rising! on 5/1/2022 4:38:33 PM

Can someone run this motherfucker over again?


Resident China simp, please report in on 4/26/2022 3:43:54 PM

Yeah because they used to live under a psychotic dictator who did the Holocaust to the whole population, and now they live under one who does the Holocaust to a smaller part of the population. 


Resident China simp, please report in on 4/25/2022 11:02:25 PM

damn that's crazy that living in Actually 1984 would work out poorly for them. 

If they're  Chinese I sort of feel bad for them because they were born there / have family ties and can't really leave, but if they're white kids they should be thrown directly into a wood chipper tbh fam 


Retarded Musings on 4/20/2022 7:37:40 PM

Butt pirate is a neglected classic 


Swift's issues with governance. on 4/15/2022 2:16:40 PM

another guy known to the FBI goes berserk and commits a mass shooting, crazy how the Glowing Ones are always coincidentally involved in events that make everyone more paranoid and insane 


Popular Video Games Are Boring on 4/5/2022 3:19:36 PM

Elden Ring just came out, this is not the time to be pessimistic about the future of AAA games 


The CYS Political Chart on 2/7/2022 3:37:40 PM