A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

this is so fucking stupid

Remember when Ebon thought his comeback and victory would be recorded in the sacred annals 

What a gay retard 

Hello Ford, I am interested in your friendship. You don't seem like the kind of person who DMs people terrible things on Discord 

Steve was also the only secular member of that bunch. He truly was the Syrian Arab Republic of his day 

@MrAce321 you're fat 

I vote for A (-salaam alaykum) 

Failed is one syllable with a diphthong (a "two-sound")  resulting as a glide from the 'a' to the 'i' and one smooth pronunciation. 

Vial is ordinarily considered to be two syllables, but in some English accents it becomes one syllable through a process called monopthongization, where a smooth glide between two vowel sounds becomes one vowel sound. As read, vial ought to be read viy-al, but most English speakers pronounce this sound as a monopthong (a "one-sound") and it becomes "vile". 

Have you read The Difference Engine by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling? I feel like everyone who is into steampunk should be forced to read it 

Nothing changed for you either except for the fact that when you eat your mom's pussy you like it  now instead of feeling guilty

its fine 

Genuinely less respectable than blasting rope to Huniepop for hours