hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

Member Since

3/14/2020

Last Activity

12/8/2021 9:16 PM

EXP Points

5,917

Post Count

385

Storygame Count

3

Duel Stats

3 wins / 6 losses

Order

Marauder Exemplar

Commendations

173

"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

 

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points You're an inspiration to Capybaras everywhere. Also your writing’s better than ever. Not only just an inspiration to capybaras, but humans as well. Standard-bearer. For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings

Storygames

CYBERMONKEY

A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 


WARCHIMP
HIGH OCTANE ALL CAPS PRIMATE MADNESS From the creator of CYBERMONKEY, the genre defining cult classic that got the author EXCOMMUNICATED from the IFDB! Entered into EndMaster's 2021 Manifest Destiny contest in the last moments before the bombs fell.

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.


A Man Flayed
unpublished

Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze
unpublished

Turd Midas
unpublished

this is so fucking stupid


Whom the Gods Would Destroy
unpublished


Recent Posts

I need the history of this site, idk where to put on 12/8/2021 1:49:00 PM

I feel like you're a midwit who doesn't have the discipline to do anything and has written maybe thirty words of script top 

what's going on in your life? are you finally expected to wipe your own ass and it's a bit too much for you?


O'wl draw you! on 12/2/2021 8:14:18 PM

Finally, something for Sent to ride into battle 


O'wl draw you! on 11/29/2021 11:27:03 PM

That is indeed glorious, thank you 


O'wl draw you! on 11/29/2021 10:47:03 PM

I'm sure this is awesome, but this link won't open for me. 


O'wl draw you! on 11/28/2021 10:24:16 PM

I choked 


O'wl draw you! on 11/28/2021 4:41:52 PM

Congrats Morgan! Can you please draw me a capybara wearing an impressively-sized turban?


WITNESS ME on 11/25/2021 11:31:00 PM

Soy_No_More is actually kind of based, as it turns out 


CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 11/24/2021 10:33:45 PM

I commend your attitude, looking forward to reading your contest entry :) 


CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 11/24/2021 10:17:28 PM

Ebon and I are rivals? 


I need the history of this site, idk where to put on 11/23/2021 11:03:57 PM

pre 2014: savagery, barbarian tribes warring, horrible oriental despotism, and so on and so forth 

post 2014: civilization, jurisprudence, great works of architecture and science, and so on and so on and such 

*shniff*