hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

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6/24/2021 1:26 AM

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2 wins / 6 losses


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"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 


Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings



A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze

Whom the Gods Would Destroy

Recent Posts

Swift's thread of rants. on 6/24/2021 1:26:38 AM

BLACKSMITH interest check on 6/21/2021 1:55:58 PM
i’m in

Risk My Attention (New World Order) on 6/17/2021 11:09:40 PM
featured ninjas comment

What are you watching? on 6/10/2021 10:26:09 PM
Just finished the Constantine translation of Taras Bulba. Breezy, vivid, macho and spectacularly antisemitic. 7/10 I’d say, gonna crack With Fire and Sword as I continue my tour of badass moustaches in world literature

Darius' drawing board. YOU SAY I DRAW on 6/4/2021 6:51:02 PM

draw a cyber chimp with a gun  if you're still taking ideas and feel like it 

SUP I’M A HUGE FAGGOT on 6/4/2021 5:21:59 PM

I actually exclusively rate based on how Ford tells me to. 

A lot of people don't know this, but Ford is a high stakes Los Vegas surveyman and the whole admin team is on his take 

What is maturity level 8? on 6/2/2021 11:48:25 AM

There is no maturity level 8. 8 would be porn which is not allowed. The highest you can go is 7. 

Exams again on 6/2/2021 6:09:55 AM

putting maple syrup on your sausage / ham is the only way to eat them

this only works if you live somewhere that produces glorious maple syrup however, commiefornia is not included 

What are you watching? on 5/31/2021 10:08:11 AM

See people talking about animation in this thread so I should mention that Primal on Adult Swim is some of the most entertaining violence I've ever seen in a show. Ridiculously good stuff and surprisingly full of namby pamby things like plot and character development for a show with no dialogue, just manly roaring 

Is beating children normal? on 5/28/2021 12:55:17 PM

These kinds of threads really attract the dumbest possible takes