hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word
"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster
Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest
Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566
If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey
A list of my achievements:
Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)
Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)
Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)
Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300)
Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200)
A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs.
I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door.
Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!
Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity.
Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence.
Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.
Recent PostsSwift's thread of rants. on 6/24/2021 1:26:38 AM
BLACKSMITH interest check on 6/21/2021 1:55:58 PM
Risk My Attention (New World Order) on 6/17/2021 11:09:40 PM
What are you watching? on 6/10/2021 10:26:09 PM
Darius' drawing board. YOU SAY I DRAW on 6/4/2021 6:51:02 PM
draw a cyber chimp with a gun if you're still taking ideas and feel like it
SUP I’M A HUGE FAGGOT on 6/4/2021 5:21:59 PM
I actually exclusively rate based on how Ford tells me to.
A lot of people don't know this, but Ford is a high stakes Los Vegas surveyman and the whole admin team is on his take
What is maturity level 8? on 6/2/2021 11:48:25 AM
There is no maturity level 8. 8 would be porn which is not allowed. The highest you can go is 7.
Exams again on 6/2/2021 6:09:55 AM
putting maple syrup on your sausage / ham is the only way to eat them
this only works if you live somewhere that produces glorious maple syrup however, commiefornia is not included
What are you watching? on 5/31/2021 10:08:11 AM
See people talking about animation in this thread so I should mention that Primal on Adult Swim is some of the most entertaining violence I've ever seen in a show. Ridiculously good stuff and surprisingly full of namby pamby things like plot and character development for a show with no dialogue, just manly roaring
Is beating children normal? on 5/28/2021 12:55:17 PM
These kinds of threads really attract the dumbest possible takes