hetero_malk, The Grandmaster of the Written Word

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11/30/2023 12:39 PM

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3 wins / 6 losses


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"In normal times a mad man like Malk would have been hanged for his crimes. However in this time of darkness mad men can reach positions of great power" - EndMaster 

Joined: 7/18/2014

Go review my game http://chooseyourstory.com/story/winter,-after-the-harvest

Alternatively, go read my short stories http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/creative-corner/message/26566

If you want a short game, play this http://chooseyourstory.com/story/cybermonkey

A list of my achievements: 

Achievement Unlocked: Questionable Parentage (10)

 Achievement Unlocked: Not Mine (-10)

Achievement Unlocked: Uganda’s Most Wanted (60)

Achievement Unlocked: Begging For The Abyss (-300) 

Achievement Unlocked: Lord of the Edge (200) 

Son of King Lugalbanda, who became a god, 

and of the goddess Ninsun. 


Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Earning 500 Points Earning 1,000 Points Earning 2,000 Points Earning 5,000 Points You're an inspiration to Capybaras everywhere. Also your writing’s better than ever. Not only just an inspiration to capybaras, but humans as well. Standard-bearer. For winning the 2021 Edgelord 2 Contest Having 1 Storygame(s) Featured Given by BerkaZerka on 02/27/2021 - Magnificent Modding In The Face of Retarded Fury Given by EndMaster on 03/09/2021 - For rising above and beyond your humble beginnings Given by ninjapitka on 12/29/2022 - A tribute to your raw talent we all envy



A short, silly, high-octane ride through a cyberpunk future where your bullets are few, your friends are fewer, and the long tentacles of the law are slithering up your pant legs. 

I am aware that technically, writing a sentence in all capital letters is gramatically incorrect. I did this on purpose, several times, for stylistic effect. If you point this out in the reviews, a team of hit-apes will kick in your door. 

HIGH OCTANE ALL CAPS PRIMATE MADNESS From the creator of CYBERMONKEY, the genre defining cult classic that got the author EXCOMMUNICATED from the IFDB! Entered into EndMaster's 2021 Manifest Destiny contest in the last moments before the bombs fell.

Featured Story Winter, After the Harvest

Winner of EndMaster's 2020-2021 Grimdark Contest!

Take the role of Lord Winter, an aspiring sorcerer and the scion of a noble line that has fallen into obscurity. 

Contains scenes of intense gore, brutality, and sexual violence. 

Cover art by the talented MadHattersDaughter.

A Man Flayed


"Death is struck and nature quaking;
All creation is awaking,
To its Judge an answer making.
Lo, the book, exactly worded,
Wherein all hath been recorded;
Thence shall judgment be awarded.
When the Judge His seat attaineth,
And each hidden deed arraigneth,
Nothing unavenged remaineth."

-- Dies Irae

Ultimately, the fate of life is to destroy itself.

Brothers of the Breaking Dawn

Slayer of Men

Spear of Flint, Sword of Bronze

Turd Midas

this is so fucking stupid

Whom the Gods Would Destroy

Recent Posts

CYS History (THE TRUTH) on 11/21/2023 2:05:21 AM

Remember when Ebon thought his comeback and victory would be recorded in the sacred annals 

What a gay retard 

Looking for friends/Saying hello on 11/20/2023 10:34:08 PM

Hello Ford, I am interested in your friendship. You don't seem like the kind of person who DMs people terrible things on Discord 

Israel-Hamas War (Again) on 10/21/2023 1:29:31 AM

Steve was also the only secular member of that bunch. He truly was the Syrian Arab Republic of his day 

Thunderdome 8: Ace vs Dark on 10/17/2023 5:47:59 PM

@MrAce321 you're fat 

Thunderdome 8: Ace vs Dark on 10/16/2023 3:16:02 AM

I vote for A (-salaam alaykum) 

"Failed" is one syllable on 10/11/2023 4:02:50 PM

Failed is one syllable with a diphthong (a "two-sound")  resulting as a glide from the 'a' to the 'i' and one smooth pronunciation. 

Vial is ordinarily considered to be two syllables, but in some English accents it becomes one syllable through a process called monopthongization, where a smooth glide between two vowel sounds becomes one vowel sound. As read, vial ought to be read viy-al, but most English speakers pronounce this sound as a monopthong (a "one-sound") and it becomes "vile". 

New here from blogging CYOA on Medium on 10/7/2023 2:46:19 PM

Have you read The Difference Engine by William Gibson and Bruce Sterling? I feel like everyone who is into steampunk should be forced to read it 

WE ARE ALL GAY AND DEAD on 10/4/2023 8:34:03 PM

Nothing changed for you either except for the fact that when you eat your mom's pussy you like it  now instead of feeling guilty

WE ARE ALL GAY AND DEAD on 10/4/2023 2:22:33 PM

its fine 

Is anyone NOT playing BG3? on 9/28/2023 10:50:15 PM

Genuinely less respectable than blasting rope to Huniepop for hours