Getting lost in your thighs

Hilarious

Though I'm more of a sandwich man myself, I can understand the trials and tribulations of the humble bread admirer.

I am suddenly hungry for bread.

If the character loves bread so much, how could he possibly get lost in his thighs? There would be no thigh gap to get lost between!

But... this was yet another lazy story in a storm of laziness.

This game is too short, terrible and deeply offensive. Breadophiles are a massive, peaceful community that this game just mocks. I myself am a Breadophile, and I've had a had life. My parents thought I was just a particularly skinny fat kid, cops tased me because they thought I mispronounced paedophile, and my brother killed my girlfriend just to make toast. Stop punching down on such a lovely community.

#breadophilerights2016

Briefly amusing, but emphasis on 'brief.' This is over in an eyeblink. Even as a joke game, there's just not enough content here to really even rate.

Also, people...please stop giving your own stories eight stars. It's always pretty obvious.

Is this finished? I hope not. It was a short read, But it was amusing how you described the breads though. I would suggest you make it longer, and I'm sure you'll be fine. But please don't post unfinished stories anymore.

I give this a 4/8.

You seem to know what rising action is, at least.

Everyone should read this