Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Yeah this was made (originally) as a joke. I'll add a couple pages to this whenever I feel like it, just don't expect miracles. I'll keep publishing after updating though, just so you can laugh at how far it comes from the first couple pages. I'm going to enjoy reading the reviews throughout the updates to see how they change for the better. Mail me, because I'm literally always here. Seriously, just look at the 'Who Is Online' list. I'm always here. Might not always answer right away though...I'll probably reserve that for a 8 hour stretch each day.