Morty: Uh....Rick wh-where are we? Wh-why can't I see my body?
Rick: We're on a webpage Morty, and because our creator is too lazy to even draw stick figure representations of us, our existence is limited to the words typed from her keyboard.
Morty: So why are we here Rick? Didn't you say we were on some cartoon show or something?
Rick: I assume this is the work of some half-assed third-rate amateur writer who is trying to finish her school project which happened to be about the cartoon show, and not the work of actual quality TV show script writers. Oh, and I have to remind you, if I sound stupid to even the likes of you, it's the writer's fault, not mine.
Author's notes: This is a fanfiction text-based game on the cartoon show Rick and Morty. I don't own any of these characters and please don't sue me. P.S. This game is in a work-in-progress mode forever.