It's got sex. It's got booze.
It's got heartache, hurt, and happy times.
This is True Life, not a love story for the kids.
You'll find the storygame takes place in a familiar city. That's Sterling, baby, and don't you fuckin forget it; she may be a hot mess, but she's my hot mess. Fortunately for you sick freaks, there's enough to go around. Enjoy. Just be sure to wash up afterward.