Bannerlord, The Contributor

Member Since

9/10/2016

Last Activity

5/12/2017 1:19 PM

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160

Post Count

625

Storygame Count

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Duel Stats

62 wins / 75 losses

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so BLsSockPuppet is dead

Oh, hi there.

Buzz - Do you like my bee?

I fall and I keep falling. And falling. And falling. And fall- you see, now this is just lazy writing.

Anime was a mistake, it spawned the filthy, disgusting sub-humans known as weebs.

On a writing site, the uselessness, cluttering, briefness, and stupidity of shit-posts is amplified ten-fold. Please, don't ever do it, at the very least only do it very rarely. A post that only consists of a word such as 'lel' or 'lol' does not prompt interesting or well-thought out discussion. Keep that shit on a non-writing website where that kind of discussion is allowed or encouraged, like that shit-hole 4-chan.

Speaking of 4-chan, that disgrace of a community has probably some of the worst message boards I have ever seen and even on boards where you might think that people would bond over a subject and congregate to discuss aspects of that subject among themselves in a reasonably decent manner, you soon find out that's a fucking lie and there's still posts that either have only 1-5 words that consist entirely of insults or are meme posts. However, I have to appreciate that there's almost complete freedom in what you can post. Still, it started out as a weeb website where weebs could gather around and jack off to cartoons, and it probably should've stayed that way.

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. - Pangram

The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog. - Lipogram

          ==>My hopes and dreams

7-7 

O N N N N I I I I I C C H H H A A A N

Puns are the lowest form of comedy, which is why I don't find them punny.

FLAME WARZ

spoons > knives > forks

...Wait, why am I on a writing site again...? Oh right, to write. I guess I'd better, y'know, write a story...

I just recently got back into Warband, so my productivity levels will probably severely plummet.

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25 - 15 - 21

1 - 18 - 5

1

6 - 1 - 7

^_____________________Hello________________________^

9-9

<.>_<.> I am looking down.

<'>_<'> I am looking up.

<:>_<:> I am a bug.

{Braces} {make} {anything} {look} {fancy.}

I have two choices, one going into a door and the other going into another door. One door leads to death. One door leads to victory. Please, don't ever do this in a CYOA. Have there be some indication of what may happen if you go into either door.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwWWwwwwWWwwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiwwwwWWWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

>_> confirmed not sexy <_<

Lots of crossed out text is bad. I back up this claim by pointing to other posts that have this writing phenomenon, and I have experienced eye strain, difficulty reading these posts, and general annoyance at the fact that this could've easily been substituted by un-crossed text. I am not adovacting for no crossed out text, as it can be useful for indicating that the text is now outdated, but the poster still wants people to see his outdated text. It can also be used for comedic effect when it is used sparingly and only for small amounts of text. It is when big blocks of text that are completely crossed for reasons that are typically for comedic effect, but come across as annoying than funny. So please, whoever who may read this, do not cross out big blocks of text.

I'd rather be known for something terrible than to not be known at all.

GOTTa gRInd THoSe goOdYBaGS foR tHat SWeET cASh.

Fuck!

8^8

&-&

QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM

`1234567890-=[]\;',./

~!@#$%^&*()_+{}|:"<>?

MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN SEND ME MONEY TO FIX CAPS LOCK PLEASE.

Infinity is just a lazy eight.

gggggggggggggghhhhggggggggggggg

ggggggggggggggHelp!ggggggggggggg

(-T~T-)

^ - @! - # - !!

@% - !% - @!

# - @! - !$ - @)

J====J

Man, that fuckboy Logarson is trying to join my faction! Fuck off Logarson!

W > L

T-T<=^_^=>T-T

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

"-"

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Those dastardly metal slimes! I shall penetrate their solid iron surfaces someday!

Between the two grass waifus, I'd have to pick the thing that looks like a bug but isn't actually a bug.

({[]})

Pop goes the weasel!

+1 Support

Where am I?

-:- HEADSHOT!

{<->}

ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

I don't know what I'd do without the copy/cut & paste function.

<----- oNbo ------>

HoNk

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Music/Musicals That I Like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFsHSHE-iJQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFi2ZM_7FnM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r00ikilDxW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0auFZ5OVjAk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy-NyPTRYU8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1E-7bELw2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pey29CLID3I

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSwu8-ohoWs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_gSydN_BYM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgyTYKCDqZE

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Vaporwave:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YcsYSJwewWk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0v_p28uti2A

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hI0qMtdfng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrR1TGQY20Y

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki-fATpXa00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vu-aAH66u8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oF9yHO-UUws

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Descriptions of Vaporwave:

"Vaporwave is a primarily sample-based genre characterized by heavily synthesized and processed manipulation of corporate mood and background music (infomercials, menu screens, instructional videos, office lobbies, hotel reception areas, shopping malls, etc.), though it can include a multitude of genres (most commonly Pop, Contemporary R&B, Synth Funk, Smooth Jazz & Exotica). Vaporwave often consists of brief sketches altered by slowing down, looping, glitching, pitch-bending, and/or echoing a particular sound or sample in a compressed state, usually under reverberation. 

Spawned from the derisory term 'Vaporware' (a software or hardware project that fails to be released to the public), Vaporwave alludes to a disconnection or separation from reality presented through its original form (heard by a song's manipulation vs. its original source). The sound results in a sacred, mystical, sultry, dreamy, hyper-real, and/or crystal-clear caricature of mass media from the late '80s, to the popularity of the home computer of the mid to late '90s, and onward."

-Nahuel Torres

 

"Vaporwave is one of the few genres that holds both a serious and ironic undertone, whilst also being completely made online. Vaporwave in it of itself is the rendition of music with a more slowed and synth-like effect of the original work. It is through my own experience that I see that this genre serves to do two things.

1. Question the art of music itself. 2. Capture the vague nostalgia we all have that is innate in us form when we lived in a simpler time, our younger years.

1.Vaporwave, or the existence of, questions how music works within our society. Often times music is used as a form of expression for our creativity, but no one can deny Vaporwave breaks this norm by taking an already existing song and putting a few effects on it, making a completely new experience for the user. It is by this feat that Vapowave causes us to question what counts as music. Copyright at this point has it's backs to the wall when it looks at the renditions in the Vaporwave genre.

2.People always wonder why Vaporwave tries to capture the 80s-90s aesthetic: the answer is different for everybody but for the most part that time period was the last time in history where the new meta-craze was not apparent. Today, because of things like the internet, nothing can occur without it's existence being questioned and scrutinized to the part where it now becomes an argument. Vaporwave, and the genre as a whole, undermines that by taking something already recognized as good, and then furthering it. Vaporwave songs, as may have noticed, are very hard to critique when it comes to the actual song because the song is something already established: putting up a shield from the chaos of tribalism in the online world, thanks to niche online communities becoming popularized. Moreover, the music itself recognizes the struggle in peoples life today of knowing so much that we a hesitant to do anything. Vaporwave, by contrast, allows our mind to have a shift in our senses and cause our meta-cognition to give up. This very instance is where I personally theorize vaporwave hits home with people. Contrasting our senses allows our mind to realize we our in the moment but still be in the moment. As of now people would rather live in monotony because they know that any pleasure in there life is finite, but not Vaporwave. In Vaporwave, we can live infinitely in a moment we recognize as great (the established song), so we don't have to question it, whilst still enjoying it with the entrancing-ness of mixing senses timelines."

-Dante jason

 

"1) The genre seems to have captured the qualia of the 80s & 90s. Perhaps this is merely because vaporwave literally recycles old audio/video from the era and rehashes the same cultural motifs. But at the same time, the mere fact that vaporwave artists and audiences are able to accurately distinguish what elements are appropriately '80s/90s' suggests there is some significant 'essence' to the time period.

2) To me, the genre foreshadows what's going to become of human consciousness and experience as we progress further and further with the internet and virtual reality. Listening to vaporwave–with its ethereal sounds, bright colour gradients, and the recurrent images of expansive digital grids and landscapes– makes me feel like my mind is travelling through an infinite digital universe."

-Ben Dover

 

"vapor wave was made as a satire of capitalist culture and the degradation of legitimate culture and replacing it with consumerism. Vapor wave is a parody of consumerism in the way it uses videos from the 1980s-early 2000s as to provide a a parody of how consumerist culture has made full circle and has to now feed on itself due to lack of legitimate culture that has not been related to consumerism. This feeding represents capitalism's nature of commodifying everything it can in order to extract surplus value and to produce capital. After the consumerist culture has consumed itself the vapor wave represents itself as a nightmare due to how a society that has lack of legitimate culture is dystopian. Remnants of the legitimate culture can even be found in parts in vapor wave in the form of greek or roman busts or other indications of cultural significance to remind the viewer of vapor wave what the was once a proud culture has been turned into nothing more than a simple commodity."

-Cthulhu Cultists

 

"It's a genre dedicated to decay. We're living in the ruins of an America that once existed, and its cultural moment of the '80s and '90s still lingers, but is slowly rotting. That's what this music is about: sampling initially upbeat and cheery music, slowing it down, and turning it into something a bit terrifying. There's an element of nostalgia here, but it's of the sort where something beautiful we once had is now unreachable. We look at a cracked Roman bust and try to imagine the glory of Rome, but we realize it's something we'll never experience. The bust stares back, mocking us. One day, everything will be lost and forgotten, and all that will be left are things like marble busts and warped cassette tapes. There's nothing significant about these cultural artifacts besides the melancholy feeling we ascribe to them. "It's all in your head.""

-garfocusalternate

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Source of Profile Picture:

http://b4ld3r.deviantart.com/art/Enough-Warband-i-want-Bannerlord-496601333

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Quotes:

"I'm at rock bottom already ;)"

-MinnieKing

 

"I'm not doubting that so much as I am doubting that blind people are human."

-BlueSabere

 

"F-fine! I was tired of denying it anyway...

I like ecchi stuff, okay? I can't help being a perverted degenerate. I don't need anyone's acceptance because I have my own narcissism to fall back on!

Arghhhhhhhh!"

-TharaApples, exposing her true colors.

 

"Also, you can't back up your claims I'm not backing up your claims that I'm not backing up my claims, so go eat one large vagina and get back to me on that, child."

-ISentinelPenguinI

 

"Is that a cock and a fuck mixed together?"

-DylantheWalker (Pugtaco)

 

"Back to the bowl argument = drink the fcking liquids from your bowl you gentrified bourgeoisie sheep."

-Swiftstryker

 

"You are a cancer on the site and presumably in real life, and your mother should've swalloed you."

-Steve24833

 

"Did we cut things to death in our early days, or did we punch holes in things like we still do today?"

-Swiftstryker

 

"Computers are great aren't they?"

-HonorForEver

 

"'Cause Warrior Cats."

-Jimmysutton

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"Away, I'd rather sail away,

Like a swan that's here and gone."

-Simon & Garfunkel

 

"I want a 3D model of Lara Croft's dick in my ass"

-God

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Threads that deserve to be preserved:

http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/the-lounge/message/21454

https://web.archive.org/web/20170109002523/http://chooseyourstory.com/forums/forum-games/message/21123

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Final Vote Tally for The Final Days Game Master:

Mizal: 5

ZagHero: 1

Bannerlord: 4

Bucky: 1

T-Count: 10

Trophies Earned

Earning 100 Points Rated 49.2% of all Stories

Storygames

*TITLE PENDING*
unpublished

*TO BE UPDATED*


Cryptical Illusions
unpublished

*TO BE UPDATED*


The Dragon Clans of Bronosus
unpublished , coauthor

You begin your journey as a tamed dragon but you then encounter the forest of the feral dragons, desperate for members to help hunt, guard, fight and heal. The times for the clan will especially need you to save them.

But are you fit to survive the dangerous hardships?

Please note that I'm not the best person at description and any criticizing yet encouraging comments is desired.


The Forsaken Dungeon
unpublished

Once my entry for the January New Frontier contest, now currently being updated!

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In the land of Esnad, the kingdom of Untha has been at war with the Harstians for 3 months. The Harst's kingdom enacted the war because of their expansionist ideals and Untha's weak army. Times are tense for all of Untha's citizens, for the Untha army has been mass-recruiting it's citizens and a single slip-up from one of the generals may spell doom for the Untha kingdom. The appearance of The Order does not help this state of affairs, for they frequently kidnap civilians. The Unthian king has devised a strategy for the eradication of this cult, by devising a highly-trained, small spell-resistant armor toting elite force known as The Guard. The plan is to have you get captured by The Order, thus distracting them long enough for The Guard to infiltrate and massacre The Order. Good luck, and do the Unthian kingdom proud.


Recent Posts

Did I get banned? on 5/12/2017 12:05:40 PM

Huh? The fuck is this? WHAT IS THIS?! By god, man, this is garbage-tier writing right here! Do you even have a brain?! Okay, okay, maybe I need to calm down, y'know? Maybe I just need to take some deep breathes, AND THEN tell you why exactly you are absolutely, postively, 100%, undistubely, irrefutably wrong and why I am right. Okay, so you say all these things. It seems like you know you're stuff. But did you know this?! FURTHER INVESIGATION IS ALMOST ALWAYS REQUIRED. That might not make sense to your teeny tiny little brain, but trust me, to proper, non-subhuman beings, such as myself if you want an accurate example, it makes perfect sense! You'know, if someone falt out says thier fucking a serioal murdering killer acko fucking lunatic fucking killling people everywaehre they go goddamn pyscopath,, that must mean they fucking stupid. Yes, you heard me right, you cretin. Stupid. REtarded, if you wantto be absolluetly specific. Thus, thuis FDA cunt-bags, whatever FDA" is supposed to fucking mean, cut0-big as, that means theose guys must search deepeer@ Do you understandmse /me@? Huh! do you? You should, cuz im talking stragiht logi cher! Better listen up ldfoool! I just proved you wrong,! How you gonna take that?Best ranter in the game just layed the hard on you. Better step adn get put, bcuz you djsut got destroyed!@ Yeah!

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Okay, there's your rant @Seto I have no idea what I just wrote, but it looks pretty good, so i'll post it. I am not responsible for any brain cells that may have been lost after reading this. Thank you for your time. This might just be the best contribution I've made to this website yet. That reminds me to finish at least one of those unfinished storygames or short stories that have just been sitting there so this is no longer my best contribution to this website. Toodles!


Hello! EchoedAudacity is in the House on 5/12/2017 9:38:19 AM

Hello and welcome to the valorous kingdom of CYS!

I recommend reading Will's How Not To Write and The Land of Bad Writing since they may help you with any future storygames you may write. In addition, here’s a story that is a good example of what not to do. Moral of the story: listen to constructive criticism.

I also recommend taking a surf through all the articles in the Help & Info section, two in particular being a helpful list made by StrykerL and an excellent article on proper forum posting, if you haven’t seen it yet that is. One resource in particular worth mentioning is a very good resource for designing a storygame.

Among the things you're more than welcome to participate in:

writing prompts

a contest

a collaborative story setting

poetry prompts.

I wish you luck in any creative writing endeavors you embark on! There's also a ton of good content on this website, so I hope you find the time to read any of the featured storygames.

And remember: above all else, live your life off the wall!

...Oh, there’s also this.


merlinfire the newbie, an old CYOA fan on 5/12/2017 9:37:39 AM

Hello and welcome to the valorous kingdom of CYS!

I recommend reading Will's How Not To Write and The Land of Bad Writing since they may help you with any future storygames you may write. In addition, here’s a story that is a good example of what not to do. Moral of the story: listen to constructive criticism.

I also recommend taking a surf through all the articles in the Help & Info section, two in particular being a helpful list made by StrykerL and an excellent article on proper forum posting, if you haven’t seen it yet that is. One resource in particular worth mentioning is a very good resource for designing a storygame.

Among the things you're more than welcome to participate in:

writing prompts

a contest

a collaborative story setting

poetry prompts.

I wish you luck in any creative writing endeavors you embark on! There's also a ton of good content on this website, so I hope you find the time to read any of the featured storygames.

And remember: above all else, live your life off the wall!

...Oh, there’s also this.


Selfie thread on 5/10/2017 11:29:26 AM

Before I continue, I'd like to say that I apologize for my behavior, and I will attempt to act in more professional manner.

1: Of course. Don't get me wrong, I respect that they have the freedom to post their face. But the thing is, I believe that act is potentially damaging, and I'm sure you respect my freedom to express why I dislike this act.

2: That does invalidate my statements; just because it is done on a larger level does not mean it's okay on a smaller level. Also, Wayback Machine does not capture any video of a youtube video, meaning it's not permanent unlike here, where there is most likely an archived page. And I think it doesn't capture Facebook either? Could someone validate that for me?

3: I agree.

4: Yes, your correct. Also, countess should be countless.

5: See #2.

6: 1: I agree, though I still think they must think of all consequences and damages that could happen. 2: See #2 3: But they should absolutely care; they shouldn't do something as damaging as a selfie on the internet without proper thought.

7: Irrelevant


Selfie thread on 5/10/2017 10:40:40 AM

See, now this a perfect example of how nobody cares about thinks of the consequences of their actions on the internet. Easier identification, association of a person to an account, loss of anonymity, etc are all consequences that could affect a person, but nobody cares. 


Selfie thread on 5/10/2017 10:29:39 AM

Like what? Warning people of the possible damages of showing there face on a public forum?


Selfie thread on 5/10/2017 9:43:12 AM

Why would you bump this? Please let this thread die, just like how common sense has died in the modern world which allows for people to make incredibly stupid decisions like the ones seen in this thread.


Returnee on 5/9/2017 6:24:38 PM

Since they banned roleplaying entirely, creative freedom has been a bit more...

eh...

focused towards the entire purpose of this website: storygames!


Hi! I'm back! on 5/9/2017 10:00:19 AM

Hello and welcome back to the valorous kingdom of CYS!

T-count, Negative, and the soon-to-be Ford are the people who have been recently banned.


Returnee on 5/9/2017 9:55:02 AM

Hello and welcome back to the valorous kingdom of CYS!

I've never seen it mentioned on here or anybody show a particular like or dislike towards it, so I'd have to guess the website is mostly neutral towards this piece of media.