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Hello, my name is Blake and I am a friend of @Zephyrme2847 and I like pizza. I will be happy to enter this new community! And I hate middle fingers!  

Hello! Welcome to the site. And don't forget to take off your shoes before entering. 

Capy is #FERST to welcome you with #OPENPAWS

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#Irony

Really? I was going to bring in a welcome gift-basket with some delicious butterfingers, but it seems no matter how many I add or take away, or how I arrange them, there's always one in the middle... I guess you don't have to eat that one, send it back when you're done or something.

Even numbers are a bitch, aren't they.

When there's even numbers, there's not just one, but TWO middle ones!

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Hi.

Welcome to the site, enjoy your stay!

Welcome, don't eat the strawberry pudding.

Welcome to CYS. If you need any help (In regards to the site. I do not offer psychiatric help or illegal drugs, contrary to popular belief), feel free to pm me. To be honest, I absolutely can't stand ring fingers. They make me want to punch somebody in the trachea.

What else should I know...

I'm ready for ya...

 

Anyways, welcome to the site!  We are glad to have you aboard, whatever you plan to do at this site.  Don't hesitate to speak with me if you need help with anything (making a story-game can be tedious).

What else should I know?

When you die, the trillions of bacteria in your GI tract will eat and reproduce without control,until your abdomen ruptures.

Whoa...

Reproduction is magical...

Yes, I meant to better explain all that, but the editor started acting all funky.

Personally, I think the lack of middle fingers would make everyone's hands look really odd.
Mwaahaahahaaa!!!!
Welcome to CYS!

Not really...

Welcome, enjoy your stay :D

Edit:: Sometimes, I forget that I'm not logged in as the right person...

I KNEW YOU WERE FORD, YOU FROODY BASTARD! ISEN IS FOUR LETTERS!!!!

Wait... four exclamation points. Does  that mean... NOOOOOOOO!

Holy crap, betaband is 8 letters. Does that mean I'm to Fords?

*two

Well, there are two penguins in your profile, so you could very well be two Fords...

I hate the forums late at night.