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Haikus

5 years ago

Reply with haikus

I repeat, ONLY haikus

Nothing else allowed

Haikus

5 years ago

There is a great song. 

Its "Haiku" by Tally Hall. 

You should look it up. 

Haikus

5 years ago

I'll look it up.

This thread will be filled with spam.

Why did I do this?

Haikus

5 years ago

First line only four!

You are doomed to burn in hell

'Cause you broke the rules

Haikus

5 years ago

Ugh, I meant I will.

Now I cannot edit it.

Because you replied.

Haikus

5 years ago
Everyone will judge,

when you mess up in this thread.

This is going to suck xD

Haikus

5 years ago

Oops, sorry 'bout that

If it makes you feel better

Here's some free cookies

Haikus

5 years ago
This thread is froody.
At least it will kill some time.
This thread will be crap xD

Haikus

5 years ago

The thread is crying

It says you hurt it's feelings

Please apologize

Haikus

5 years ago
That was a good one.

Using "Please Apologize"

I should do that too.

Haikus

5 years ago

I think you just did

In a crafty sort of way

Darn you to heck, Ford!

Haikus

5 years ago

Roses are red

Violets are blue.

I can't make haikus, endmaster hates me for being a furry.

Haikus

5 years ago

I really love haikus!

They are so good for your health.

It's not a lie, bro.

Haikus

5 years ago

Hello, other dude
Your 'haiku' has eighteen, huh
One more than it should

Haikus

5 years ago

Hey, I wonder what

You all are talking

about on this thread?.

Haikus

5 years ago

You silly bastard,

Seven syllables this row

Not five there instead!

Haikus

5 years ago

*Facepalm. It's doesn't work like that, Honor! 

Every sentence is suppose to end with a period, not "Hey, I wonder what you all are talking about on this thread?" Besides, the middle row is suppose to have 7 syllables. -.-

Honor has no swag.

I hope he gets some honor.

Then he will get laid. 

 

Haikus

5 years ago

He'll never get laid

Even if he has honor.

Have you no sense, boy?

Haikus

5 years ago

Of course he'll get laid. 

What are you on about, Sen?

He's not asexual. 

Haikus

5 years ago

It doesn't matter.

He'll call his girlfriend old, lol.

That's why he won't get laid.

Haikus

5 years ago

Your last sentence is 6 syllables. -.-

And can you really use 'lol' like that? 

Haikus

5 years ago

Yes I can, you ass.

It's in my authority

To lol all I want.

Haikus

5 years ago

Lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao,lmao

How can you lol like that, noob?

You silly penguin. 

 

Haikus

5 years ago

You used it wrong, fool!

I'm not a fucking penguin.

Begone, plebian.

 

And, lmao

Is four syllables, half-wit!

Pronounce each letter.

Haikus

5 years ago

 You silly penguin!

Lmao is one syllable, yes?

You is a penguin.

 

 

Haikus

5 years ago

No, pronounced different.

"ell-em-Ay-Oe" is correct way.

And no I'm not, fool!

Haikus

5 years ago

The mystery name

Is it Sentinel? Penguin?

Is it both combined?

Haikus

5 years ago

How does this work?. Seven syllables in the middle row, is that it?.

Haikus

5 years ago

Five syllables here

Seven syllables this row

Five in this row too.

Haikus

5 years ago

Hey everybody

This seems cool about haikus

who had this idear

Haikus

5 years ago

Okay I'm going black

My five. don't let whites survive.

Four. make sure your kids don't grow.

 

Haikus

5 years ago

That would be Hytr8

I also have some advice:

Never shoot yourself

Haikus

5 years ago

(Actually, nmelssx...? Look at a traditional Haiku, here: )

      Snow mixes with rain—
      my mother keeps calling me
      by my brother's name. 

Haikus

5 years ago

(So it can be something like this?)

So I can write a 

haiku just like this because

it is okay to? -.-

Haikus

5 years ago

I once found a song

In the night time something stole

All my sandwiches

Haikus

5 years ago

(You said write haikus.
You never said how many,
This poem has five:)

You can't hear the scream
From the little girl you killed.
Not in deed, in word.

Fragile Innocence,
When did they leave you for dead?
Stolen from her heart.

Forgive as you bleed.
At least, that's what they told us.
Just to ease their guilt.

Once loved, then so lost,
But they would never know it,
As she lives, reborn.  

Her smile hides them still,
The bruises fading with time.
She will be okay.

Haikus

5 years ago
You ruined the thread.

We will have to start over.

Let's talk about pizza.

Haikus

5 years ago

Pizza makes me sad.

Is it because too much cheese?

Or pepperoni.

Haikus

5 years ago
The sauce is good too,

Although it could be the bread.

It might be the spice?

Haikus

5 years ago

Spice is nice with rice

But not with the doughy base

Just my opinion

Haikus

5 years ago
The spice could be nice.

If the dough is cooked better,

the pizza tastes good

Haikus

5 years ago

The crust is the best

I like it fresh, not from the

Refrigerator