I want to make a short film about a really tough underground poker game that goes south, and fake kung fu is involved. I need props and shit.
Which is more intimidating, Tea Shades or an Eye Patch? What sort of character traits do you automatically associate with these? We already have both, so this is just going to determine which character wears which.
One guy's going to flick open a swiss army knife, one guy's going to pull out a bigger kitchen knife, the next guy will pull out a Crocodile Dundee knife, and then the guy after that will leave the room and come back with a double-handed meat cleaver. Thing is, the average beef splitter will set you back about $300 USD. Is this gag worth it, or should I just get something big and dangerous-looking from a hardware store and save myself the trouble? Making a fake Beef Splitter would look pretty gay imo.
Our crocodile dundee knife is going to be one of those freaky-looking ham carvers that look like little Dao swords/Pointed Machetes. I know my uncle has one, probably, but he's from forever away, so we'll have to figure out what they're called. What are they called? And, if possible, could you find a fancy-looking one and a cheap-looking one so I can compare?
Where's the best place to buy taxidermy eyes for non-mammals? I'm seriously considering using googly eyes because that would probably look more endearing on this "character" but I'd like to know my options.
Are dog collars naturally round, or can I get them to fit around a stuffed leather fish's neck without squeezing it too hard? Does it depend on the collar? Which kind in general would fit around a flat, sort of eliptical neck?
Can you use a regular tobacco pipe as a bubble pipe without ruining it? What sort of bubble formula is nice to laminated plasticwood or whatever the fuck pipes are made of?
Are fancy umbrellas or fancy canes more intimidating? What sort of character traits do you associate with it? Just like the last question that did this, we already have both, it's just going to determine who starts with what and who uses what in the final battle.
What's a really powerful Magic: The Gathering creature that can be cast entirely using White, Green, Red, and/or Blue mana?