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*sips overpriced coffee in nice car while blogging on overpriced laptop; types 'problematic' a lot*

*lives a block from a church kitchen but never volunteers*

*in the parking lot nearby, a brown person looms. Mizal hastily locks the door and rolls up the window. They might have a gun, even when it is obvious they couldn't have passed a paper bag test! Why are there no laws protecting her?*

*wistfully pulls up a list of homes for sale in a nice suburb somewhere far away*

>planning to buy a home

clearly this is satire. nobody can afford to buy anything these days - it's all rented.

I love driving my Volvo.

Overpriced coffee and kitchens are so mainstream. The human body is supposed to consume only tea always.

Ugh, did you just say tea?

Tea is so mainstream. 

I drink a cocktail of 100% cranberry juice, organic swamp water, concentrated NaCl, and arsenic to keep myself lively. And remember, the only acceptable price is no price.

In fact, the human body is too mainstream. I have ascended to the next plane of existence and am now above you petty underlings. If you don't feel oppressed, feel free to bow to me. 

*kneels on one knee*

Occupy Wall Street. In fact, occupy all the streets. We need to protest to express our freedom to protest. 

In my spare time, I like to rant about the world's problems on the Internet without actually volunteering to solve them. You know, it's all about spreading awareness. Also, free education. 

Free education is feasible because we'll start a class war and milk the filthy rich sows in the upper class.

Socialism is completely different from communism.

School uniforms are the root of all evil. 

Feel the Bern 2020! 

1. If you don’t accept me then you are a bigot and I do not associate with bigots.

2. All PIV sex is rape. If you think otherwise then you are a rapist.

3. Keep your hate speech off this site, we do not support the patriarchy here.

4. It’s not fair what’s going on in Puerto Rico.

5. Proud to be a social justice warrior because being a warrior and social justice are awesome!

I'd like to add one to your list if I may:

6. If I don't accept you it's because you are a bigot and I do not associate with bigots.

 

If you were really into your role you would've asked that brown person if they needed a lift to the nearest gathering of other brown people. Maybe even give them money for lunch and transportation.

Oh huh this is still here. I was assuming a non zero chance of being deleted for containing words between asterisks.

That's JJJ who doesn't like the asterisk thing. I don't really give a shit about it one way or another.

Excuse me, did you just assume my political doctrine? That's transphobic, you het garbge! >:((((

Um excuse me I'm a black trans Jewish lesbian vegan AND I require the use of a wheelchair due to undisclosed disabilities. I think you'll find you haven't the means to disprove any of this and therefore I'm the most correct and morally upright poster in this, and any other thread.

Just kidding, as liberals, all of us in this thread are white college students and there was a joke I wanted to make about suburban moms here but never mind I'm tired and it's just not coming together. BTW how would you guys define liberals vs SJWs? Is there even a difference? I generally think of liberals as well meaning but ineffective and out of touch with reality, while SJWs are sort of like that but usually a bit younger and with the subtle difference of replacing 'well meaning' with 'shrill and unlikeable', and also they like to unperson and openly call for the mass deaths of people who don't agree with them sometimes. E: this post is a mess but html tags are for losers and I'm going to bed

Liberals are all sorts of different left ideologies over the years, but right now they're mostly the funny college communists. SJWs are the wannabe genocidal facists who think they agree with the funny college communists. (Or anyone who isn't them) But for exagerrated comedy purposes they're pretty much interchangable.

Hey guys, I'd like to promote my blog here. It's where I talk about fun things because I'm a fun person who likes things such as:
Films
Book
Arts
Video Game
And maybe a liiittle bit of politics! But only when it's justified and needed! That's okay because we all know politics are a fun conversation for everyone!

Why yes I did say books and video game! That is because I'm a "nerd" just like YOU PEOPLE! And boy howdy am I proud of it! If you have a problem with it, it's probably because you're a disgusting alt-right MRA Facist creep being reactionary because you can't handle the fact that I, as a transgender, can and should play video games with all the fun people! Err, I mean... Not that I'm not fun. I'm a very fun person! T-t-trust me!

I think I'm probably autistic, lower middle class, I can convince one out of five of my doctors that I'm clinically depressed. I also decided that Allah is my truth because Hijabs are quirky and cool and I also have 3 brown friends. I use a wheelchair to get around sometimes and I suffer from chronic pain. Sometimes physical, sometimes mental. I also can't possibly imagine even being related to my stupid right-wing parents, so I think I might even be adopted. So, as you can tell, I'm a very fun person!... Wha-... What do you mean those aren't personality traits? They're perfectly valid descriptors of me! Sh-shut up you facist! Don't make me remove the comment section from my blog!

At a risk of derailing this (haha just kidding, this thread is stupid and who cares), real question: why do so many transgender people feel the need to specifically point out that they're trans while doing otherwise anonymous things on the internet? If the whole point is that they're just like any other girl/guy/pineapple/whatever, why don't they just introduce themselves as whichever of those applies instead of the equivalent of, 'I'm a girl....but SPECIAL.'

I mean I think I already know the answer but I'll let someone else say it.

Probably because they're a small enough minority that often the usual and/or loudest communities where they're accepted is a place like tumblr where being out and proud and silently angry about it is a big deal. Well, that, and, I'd presume if I had to live with not being attached to my genitalia I'd want to complain about it/reaffirm my identity somehow. The fact that 70% of people claiming to be transexual are specifically planted trolls who want to simultaneously advertise the problem and utterly ruin it for those people who genuinely don't feel right about themselves but don't know how to put it into words because the internet is run by gluttonous, hypersexual space lizards who feed on annoyance and human suffering helps too. 

Odds are, most trans people don't make a point of identifying themselves as trans. You're only noticing the ones who do.

Nah, I see what you mean and all, but I’m obviously gonna bring up that “not all trans people are like thaaaat” thing. A considerable amount of my friends are a part of the LGBT community, many of them trans, and many of those trans people silent (there is only one who fits that obnoxiously loud description, I mean, I love you man, but we were just talking about burgers okay). A perfect example is my friend “Salem” who asked me to call them by that name after a few months of friendship, and then shyly suggested that I use he/him. When speaking or trolololing on the internet, they talk naturally as a man and never drop any comments about being “special” or being formerly female. This is the case with most of my trans friends. Actually, I think the only one who doesn’t fit that description is the vocal tumblr one. I think tumblr, as well as other social medias, have a habit of contracting those sort of triggery-middleschoolesque MCR is my spirit animal audiences.

  It seems like that’s what you were referring to, so I guess this whole thing is kind of pointless.

To be fair, last nights' sampling was from reading random profiles from a terrible, tedious pet site where everyone is automatically an embarrassing human being just for being there. It's definitely something I've noticed in other places, but in this case it was really amazing because 80% of the community seems to be either trans, gay or gender fluid in the 'this is the ONLY thing worth mentioning about myself, also check out my tumblr and deviantart for narcissistic whining and my poorly drawn dragon OCs' kind of way.

You talking about your game site where you sit around and try to hatch rainbow colored dragons and you name them after CYS members?

If they didn't do what you were speaking of, then you wouldn't notice them. So throwing a giant percentage isn't really fair or logical.