I had a weird dream, wasn’t bad or good or even “exciting” but it was interesting enough to post on these here forums.
So in this dream I had an omnibus of the sunday cartoon strip “Hi & Lois”
And I’m fairly certain most of the younger people here don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, don’t worry, I’m going include pics like this one:
Anyway so this Omnibus was huge and contained every strip ever created, looked like an old school telephone book with those really thin pages where if you flicked through them too fast, you’d rip them. Everything was in various shades of black, gray & white. (So like Escape the Dark Castle)
Now the Omnibus had one of those gimmicky “reversible” things where if you went to the back cover and turned it upside down and flipped through that end of the book, you got an extra bit which contained the very last Hi & Lois story ever made along with designer notes in the end.
Never having read the last story before, I immediately turned the page to read it (Actually in real life I never really read Hi & Lois to begin with, so it was already odd)
So this is supposed to be Hi & Lois, but the artwork isn’t H&L at all, it looked like The Family Circus.
Why the Omnibus said Hi & Lois when it looked more like Family Circus, I don’t fucking know, weird shit happens in dreams.
Now I’ll add that only the mom and dad looked a lot like the Family Circus characters and they were given a bit extra detail to make them look less “cartoony.” And no, not that “hyperrealism” that the creepy pasta writers always seem to be in love with, as I said, they just looked a little more detailed.
There were only two kids (boy and girl) and they didn’t look like from either strip, but they still looked vaguely more like older versions of the ones from Family. (The mom and dad looked older as well)
At this point the dream starts flipping back and forth between an “over the shoulder third person cam” of me reading the comic and a first person view as if I’m watching a cartoon since the characters became animated and were talking with voices and everything.
Don’t worry, I’m getting to the grimdark soon.
So the first scene is the family all sort of doing their own thing in a nice looking living area. Like this version of the Family was a lot richer than their original middle class setting. They looked like they lived in a penthouse with huge windows looking out over a big city and the sun setting. (The only thing that had color in this)
The mother asks where the family album is to which someone asks why does she want it, and she says it would be nice for the family to spend time looking at it while the sunset.
The father continues reading a newspaper and mumbles something about him not knowing and then “It might be over there.”
The kids are even less helpful, with the daughter saying she doesn’t see the point to which the mom says more things about family togetherness, but her optimism is only met with more cynicism, especially from the son who makes the big reveal.
“Seems like a waste of time, but if you wanna do it, then you better do it quick because the sun is going to set soon…forever.”
And here’s the delightful grimdark.
Apparently the sun was going to be burning out completely within an hour or so meaning everything on the planet would be freezing to death in the dark soon. Last story indeed!
But it gets even better, apparently things were pretty shitty for awhile now. The Family was living in one of those Judge Dredd like “Megablocks.” Huge fucking building with a shit ton of people lived. Rich living at the top and the poorer living at the lower levels. (Obviously the family was one of the elite given their fancy digs) There were also stores and such in the building.
And that’s not all! I flipped ahead to see how much further I had left to read and the story apparently later contained a bunch of servant androids and maintenance robots murdering the shit out of people all over the building as the systems controlling them started failing.
The funny thing is, this took a long view approach that copied a typical Family Circus gag of the kids going all over the place just to complete a simple task.
So like that except with more murderbots and dead bodies.
Last thing I remember in the dream, I stopped reading exclaiming “Holy shit, I gotta show my wife this!” and then I woke up.
(Then soon she woke up and I excitedly told her about the dream. Lol)